HELP HELP THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

>HELP HELP THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

God I wanted to fuck his wife so bad. I would watch an episide with a raging boner the entire time. God she was amazing

what show is this?

game of thrones

House of cards (newest season)

God I wanted to pay the acctress the equal amount of money Kevin Spacey made in order for gender equality God she was amazing.

HELP HELP !!! The Secretary has fallen 2 fucking feet and is now in a coma for some plot reason.

So I just started this piece of shit. It's really predictable and boring and the acting is average, I already watched the first season, does it get any better?

YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE FALL

>DON'T CHEAT ON MY WIFE!

Hast there ever been a biggest cuckold than Frank Underwood?

your dad

Can't confirm, never met him.

>We need a plot twist final episode.

This show is so fuckin vad

>plot twist
Did you not pay attention for like the whole second half of the series?

>plot twist
Hardly. It was forecasted as soon as she started breaking the 4th wall.

Nigger

>based on Clintons
>The man is the cuckold

Why did they do this?

I literally had to quit the show at this point it was the most absurd thing BY FAR they had done.

season 2 is kino

it's trash afterwords

To be fair, Frank did fuck Rooney Mara's sister and Mitchum on the side

Why did the civil war re-actor suddenly just appear again? Was the weirdest shit,and he just happened to be a gay fitness instructor? Honestly it felt so forced.

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD FUCK I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE CRACKING UP FOR A GOOD TWO MINUTES LOOKING AT HIS GOOFY ASS FACE AND REMEMBERING HOW DUMB THAT FUCKING SCENE AND THE ENTIRE SEASON WAS

HELP HELP

THIS SEASON HAS KILLED MY ACTING CAREER

*pushes you into a coma*

Everyone in this show has to be gay or bisexual.

Please tell me he doesn't look directly into the camera when saying this

*teleports behind you*

>HELP HELP THE RATINGS HAVE FALLEN

HELP HELP

THE QUALITY OF THIS SHOW HAS DRASTICALLY GONE DOWN THE SHITTER

pretty sure that was Superman Returns that did it

HELP HELP

ROBIN WRIGHT IS STEALING MY FUCKING SHOW

>make elaborate plan to murder journalist in public by throwing her in front of a train and risk getting caught
>he could have just shoved her on a wall in her kitchen instead

HELP HELP

A NEW MEME IS BEING FORCED ON Sup Forums

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It's been a meme for a month, newfag.

If i really cared about the meme i wouldnt have used it myself idiot

HELP HELP

A RETARD HAS REPLIED TO ME

>white house security cameras have blind spots

that's just silly

HELP HELP

I STILL LIKE THIS SHOW

>Watch the first two seasons of house of cards
> love seeing frank do political manoeuvring
>hate the Clare bits but put up with them
>3 seasons later
>Frank barely does anything anymore
>hes president but hes somehow less powerful than a congressman
> basically most of the time is focused on shitty side characters
>and now he cant even murder people properly
lets just end it before it gets worse

He obviously made the blind spot on purpose.

HELP HELP

.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

made it to episode 2. just boring shit.

Sounds like you'll need HELP HELP to get through this season

I wonder if that is Kevin Spacey, not Frank Underwood, who glances at the camera, disappointed in what the show had become.

I loved this part so much. It's so ridiculous that it's beautiful.
>give your wife literally everything
>she doesn't pardon you
da fuck bish

what did he need a pardon for? not going to watch the show. spoil me

HELP HELP THE GOLDWIN PLOT HAS FALLEN
HELP HELP THE DUNBAR PLOT HAS FALLEN
HELP HELP THE CONWAY PLOT HAS FALLEN

HELP HELP YAAAASS QUEEEN IS TAKING MY PRESIDENCY

>party rockers in the house tonight

i HATE his stupid fucking face during this scene

AND SHE CAN'T GET UP

all the voter fraud bullshit that he did, they basically have him by the balls, his wife agreed to pardon him, but then doesn't because not a nice person

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that last look is like the look that your dog gives you when you discover it has done a shit on the floor, ashamed yet indifferent

Christ, it's really bad without audio.

I can't name a single show/film that focused on some "masterplanner" that wasn't riddled with forced plot points.

How many of you fucking faggots has watched the original

Probably one from the 40 IPs.

>MY TURN

It's not that much better. It's silly as well and it has that dry 70s BBC camera work. Urquhart was better as a character though. Or at least he had one and wasn't just a blank "for power lol".

This man is supposed to be a master manipulator?

I mean, it's a dumbass plan. So you push an old lady down the stairs and trust that she will be knocked into a coma? What if she just falls down the stairs and breaks her hip. Now you have the SOS screaming at the bottom of the stairs with a broken hip about how she was pushed. How do you explain that?

IT IS OVER CATHY

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

AND SHE CAN'T GET UP!

>tfw ywn furiously thrust your big juicy manhood into Claire's moist pussy and breed with her
Suffering

>ywn make her anus gape

;_;

They couldn't write in a scene where he garrotes her or something in that blindspot?

No budget for something semi logical?

where's frankposting?!

what emotion is this?

she displays it in every scene she's in and I still don't know what it is.

"Im acting"

And this one, he does the same.

Even when they're fucking they make this face.

What is it?

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY

>and youre dead dumb wife

What did claire mean by this?

REEEEEeE

>Very fast Secretary falls with incredible speed

>guy could literally end her right there
>doesn't

Why was Season 5 this show so fucking awful?

>the way they handled the Conway plot line

kek

>Republican nominee meets with black caucus
>They don't say anything meaningful and just waste his time
>At the end he gets fed up and says "I'm putting something on the table and I'm willing to work with you. What has Frank ever done for you?"
>Everyone looks at each other like "He's right y'know."
>VERY NEXT SCENE
>The leader comes in and tells Frank he has their support

WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?

>No president after Inauguration day
>They just put in Claire to be acting president even though it makes zero fucking sense

It's called a resting face.
Most people do this face for about like 70% of their day.

>Now in this scene I am going to break the fourth wall and make a bunch of condescending quips about how much smarter I am than the people I am talking to in the show while rolling my eyes and being generally reddit

most people do not do it 100% of the day, as claire and tom do

perfect description of this entire show

Now that the dust has finally settled, was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>Dude im a creepy but loyal sociopath LMAO

Reminds me of drumpfies

>balding
>loner
>our guy

Probably

>mfw you all watch one vastly overstretched American Series rather than all three of the superior British series in about the same time.

Let he who is without faggotry cast the first Plebbit plebble.!

Still a cuckold in this one

Who even watches this show anymore? Season 1 was pretty good, but Season 2 was shit. I dropped it midway through.

> You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

Well fagchan? thought you all had some semblance of taste?

The secretary has fallen - starring gerard buttler

WHEN?

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but you did use it you sad retard

The Fallen Secretary

A Secretary Denied Her Step

>N-Nani?!?!

...

tfw you did not watch house of cards yet but it already turned into trash to even start watching the show

once frank becomes president just stop watching

>>HELP HELP TOM IS CHEATING ON MY WIFE AGAIN