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Nice Reddit film

Redditors hate transformers for "raping their childhood", people are too blind to see Bay's artistic vision.

>ARE YOU USERNAME "NIGGERKILLER1488"?!?
>WHERE ARE THE GLASSES
I didn't really understand that scene, was Shia LARPingor did he really hate his own people that much?

>we must find the shard
>only then can we exterminate the decepticons and shut their lying jewish mouths
jesus christ bay

>SAM WERE YOU *GASP* MASTURBATING IN HERE???

They actually like the first one

NO OPTIMUS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY JUST TELL MY MOTHER I-

Damn..

Traitors deserve a worse death than that

It was a different time...

The first one was the best... Megatron was an actual threat.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE!

The decepticons were all an actual threat. First scene in the first movie is Blackout destroying an entire military base with ease

I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

I hate it when villains take too long to do their job. At the end when the copter decepticon lands and is "sneak walking" up on optimus while he is fighting megatron.

Nobody walks in a fight. He should have ran up and buried that rotor into Optimus' back. That was the only fault I had.

Starscream is a punk in the sequels.

Megatron is a punk and secondary villain in the sequels.

Hey Reddit!

...

oh look, the reason the movie was made

I like how later Megan Fox visibly cringes when she finds out that was his ebay username. It's not even that weird or embarrassing. In fact it's extremely tame but she acts like he's a Sup Forums tier weirdo.

>brown hair
>brown eyes
>flat chest

I guess she's not fat? Other than that goodamn bore me to death.

It was always weird to me how shit Megatron was in the sequels. In the first movie he kicked Optimus Prime's ass in a minute but in the second one an injured Optimus ANNIHILATES them in a 3 on 1 fight, killing one of them.

What does calling something Reddit even mean anyway

What was their explanation in the movie for why they broke up? Also what's the explanation for Shia's character not being in the newer ones?

30 year old virgin.

this desu i was wondering the same

First movie is the best but it has some errors that piss me off.

>Brawl is incorrectly named Devastator
>Barricade disappears despite showing him drive to the city fight
>Sam calls for Ratchet and is ignored

He got destroyed in the first one, robots don't heal that easily.

I was watching it and it felt surreal how oversexed and stupid Sam was.

I'm not gonna pretend that Megan Fox isn't smoking hot and that I wouldn't tap her in a heartbeat, but still, there's something so unappealing about her. She's the quintessential dumb bimbo, both as an actress and IRL. I just can't consider it a turn on when a woman is fucking stupid.

>he believes she's a gorgeous woman because the box tells him she is
>yesss goy the best you can hope for is a mud-eyed flat chested silicone filled slut

You are a good goy, maybe the best there ever was.

Optimus died in the second one, though, and ended up brutalizing megatron, the fallen, and starscream at the end though after they fixed him. They fixed Megatron at the start of 2 as well so I don't see how he gets that excuse.

35 year old virgin.

>My mama mang, she hab da giv mang
>SHUT UP SPIC
What the fuck Bay?

youtube.com/watch?v=glMsrAOctdU

Transformers 1 was a legit good blockbuster.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_eRhT6Osss

He was divided

>as the goys worldview collapses he begins to make non-arguments

3 was honestly kino

>back when everyone thought Transformers was off to a good start and would continue to be good.

They just don't adress it?

Love this meme desu. Psycho punisher Optimus.

See

3/10. Tired meme retort.

>zero effort insult repeated ad nauseum replied to with a zero effort retort
And yet he persists in his delusions.

God fucking damn the CGI in these movies is top notch

2.10. Consecutive use of tired meme retort.

didn't he kill Optimus in the second one?

Yes, but not in a fair fight. He stabbed him from behind while Optimus was trying to find Sam and make sure he was ok.

This. I feel like the franchise would've done better if it focuses on Lennox and co. in the sequels

Also, can we all agree the soundtrack is kino?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NFlzwJAfPoU

Was that before or after Optimus fought like 5 Decepticons at the same time by himself in a forest? I know that he died somewhere in that timeframe. He's a tough cookie that's for sure

>Only a Prime can kill a Prime

I just want a Transformers movie made by Zack Snyder. There were some scenes in MoS that would have worked perfectly with Optimus and Megatron too.

After. Optimus 1v3'd Megatron, Starscream, and whatever the helicopter guy's name was that replaced Blackout, killed helicopter guy, but didn't actually kill the other 2, then Megatron sneaked up behind him while he was looking for Sam.

That's not even the biggest flaw in the movie.

He's dead. Vivian in TF5 was the last of the line and they show a picture of Sam as they state that.

I wish Transformers was directed by someone better. Top notch CGI, top notch sound design, abysmal script and acting. Imagine these assets in the hands of a director who is actually good.

The line is "Only a Prime can defeat me".

But why though

because only a prime is on his level

>Killed offscreen in his own franchise
>BTFOd by Sup Forums
>assaulted a guy
>last seen shouting at someone being "racist" for not giving him french fries

JUST

>The part where the A-10 and the AC130 destroy the scorpion robot and it follows the whole chain of military communication up to the attack

Hardcore military porn

I remember when everyone though Shia was just being a based memelord with all his performance art shit. Didn't realize he was actually melting own.

Blackout attacking the base and wikileaksing them is great too

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>When the music kicks in around 2:30
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How can you not get hype?

This.

that was so hype to see as a youngin

>5 movies in
>still no Transformers and G.I. Joe crossover

does linkin park make a new song just for a transformers movie?

and yet Megatron fucked up Prime so The Fallen should be Megatron's bitch

Not like they've got anything better to do.

This scene is just a mess.

this
>had charm
>humour was alright
>amazing action scenes
>mind blowing CGI even to this day
>Megan Fox sexiness
The first Transformers was unadulterated summerkino

>I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

Yikes. This website has rotted your brain.

yesterday someone told me Linkin Park was their favorite band and I lost respect for him

I feel like Transformers is one of the last blockbuster of old hollywood before it became focused on worldwide gross, quips and city destruction set pieces.

She's the last descendant of Merlin. They never said Sam was also Merlin's descendant. He was just a member of the Witwiccans, which anybody can be inducted into, like Seymour Simmons.

The OST in these films is always pretty great
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KINO

the first movie was surprisingly decent. You can tell that who was ever the head of the project kept bays retard boner in check.
They let that shit fly all over the place after the first movie

>scorponok theme just as CAS is approved and the A-10s are rolling out
Pure Kino.

Wizard detected

wow this is one of the best death scenes ever filmed

>that fucking transformers blood head explosion

>who was ever the head of the project kept bays retard boner in check
No dude, I dont give a fuck what people say. The moment I Transformers hilariously sneaking around the house and literally taking a fucking piss on a man as Optimus says
>stop lubricating him
I hated this shit and I cant for the fucking life of me understand how people defend this trash as underrated or say "WELL GOLLY GEE THE FIRST ONE WAS GOOD THO" you're entitled to your taste but thats the shit you're defending. Not to mention everyone involved flat out saying they had to make the military look good and include them in the plot to secure funding. So we have an utterly god damn meaningless fight in the desert against a robot with no character, motive, or meaning to the plot. It was very well present in the first movie and you're an idiot if you deny it. There's behind the scenes footage of the "lubricating" scene and Michael Bay cant stop fucking cracking up like a slow child. And I couldn't care less that he has a style and revels in it, it's shit.

Lets not forget the hilarious fat black man hacker character
>Shut up, grandma!
>haha he ate all the donuts and he's fat!
Genius

Why does this look better than anything from the sequels?

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Wtf am I looking at

That looks like utter shit.

>but still, there's something so unappealing about her
her thumb?

It doesnt.
But restraint, if you're being generous. Still has epic robot fight from human perspective camera angles and
>cool mom!
fights over instantly, we dont know or care who the fuck Bonecrusher is, and they had teams of autobots and decepticons yet its a one on one. Worse yet, it cuts to a tiny robot fighting an old man with a shotgun like we give a fucking shit after watching Optimus vs Bonecrusher or like any of those characters.

It's true. People like to shit on the movies (not hard considering the sequels), but the first one is a legit good action film.

>random sparks everywhere so I can't see shit
God I hate Michael Bay

I hated Michael Bay after all the vulgar bullshit he filled the second one with. That and that he bragged on the commentary about how, "I got the phone number for the Pentagon," in the smuggest voice you've ever heard.

Recently I was remembering back in high school when this movie was so popular, so I took a look at some of these scenes again and I remembered why: it's fucking gorgeous. Everything about the cinematography screams "summer blockbuster", which it totally was. It's still really enjoyable today, and the CGI especially still holds up as some of the best in the industry.

I might buy the blu ray just for this commentary. Its hard to find him talking about the movies themselves.
>just turn your brain off bro!!

>stories have to be deep and meaningful to be enjoyed
I pity the utter lack of joy in your life.

t. loved Wonder Woman

>I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
Jesus that's some strong autism
Is your name Chris by any chance

>audio delay
What
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Sexually

It's a meme you dip