Get in here my tanned and pasty friends and celebrate the Aliança Luso-Britânica, the oldest alliance in the world
Anglo-Portuguese friendship thread
Eli James
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Blake Thomas
>the oldest alliance in the world
Heh
Elijah Campbell
hugging
Gabriel Kelly
Portugal is literally the oldest nation-state in Europe, dumb gook.
Ayden Perez
Ah yes, allies...
Gavin Walker
wtf give her back NOW
William Hill
>wines and fabrics agreement
>ultimatum for D. João VI
>ultimatum of 1890
Lincoln Lewis
memes aside it was actually her parents that killed her
they froze the corpse and then burned it
Joseph Anderson
love you Portugal
David Taylor
This
Julian Sullivan
I think it was probably some Eastern European subhumans (perhaps Romanian or Albanian) that took her
Nathaniel Wilson
wrong wrong WRONG
Leo Bell
...
Charles Kelly
get over yourself fucking pricks you have nothing in common but an alliance pact you forgot to end cause your relationship is irrelevant
Ayden Davis
t.Country that got buttfucked by the UK
Cameron Bell
I'm still amazed at how big names were back then.
The full name of Dom Pedro I do Brasil was
>Pedro de Alcântara Francisco António João Carlos Xavier de Paula Miguel Rafael Joaquim José Gonzaga Pascoal Cipriano Serafim
like wow
Lucas Smith
t. alliancelet
Brody Myers
>buttmad because no long term friends
Doesn´t surprise me that a n*rd can´t understand loyalty.
Chase Parker
and it's still going on to this day, just a few days an investigator for the case was found dead
news.sky.com
this post reeks of jealousy
Levi Wood
Around Danes, feel the pain
Owen Bailey
Whats up bong bros
Ian Evans
Yo Denmark, got serious love for you too bro! Come on, let's have a threesome.
Brody Reed
When are we getting together to fuck some frenchies and spaniards again?
Evan Carter
We should invite Norway into this alliance.
Leo Price
no
Levi Reed
top kek, beady eyed anglos
Carson Peterson
>podesta
>anglo
Gabriel Gomez
But they're our lads.
Jaxson Torres
get in the car pierre we're gonna conquer the planet together
Nathaniel Miller
What's up, riding the wave since the middle ages.
Could anyone beat us?
Carson Davis
True story
Grayson Johnson
Eu te amo ^-^
Jack Foster
Amo-te* is the correct word order for civilisation.
Colton Thomas
wow rude
Jackson Sullivan
I ate her
Xavier Hill
Sorry amigo. You know it's true. Africans also do the switcheroo you guys do, so you're automatically wrong.
Plus, you can't deny the elegance of "amar-te-ia". Mesóclise and Ênclise for life.
You'll always have future and conditional tenses that we rarely use, though.
Oliver Rodriguez
lel tons of battles?
Liam Perry
Dar-te-ei terras!
Sério que vós usais este tempo verbal? Algo que sempre me deixa triste é ver o tanto de mecanismo do português que nós não usamos como tempo verbal, pronomes, etc.
Levi Carter
Bruh look at dis dood
Ryder Nguyen
Normalmente usamos o futuro composto ("vou fazer", em vez de "farei"), e o pretérito perfeito em vez do condicional ("fazia isso" em vez de "faria isso") coloquialmente. Formalmente usamos o condicional normal (o futuro nem tanto, mas também).
Mas no condicional, quando precisamos de um pronome num verbo menos comum (tipo fazer, ser), vamos buscar mesmo o condicional e usamos a mesóclise, em especial para ênfase: "farzer-te-ia" em vez de "fazia-te".
Quando ao "vós", está restrito ao norte interior (Bragança até à Guarda, mais ou menos), mas ainda se usa em tom de brincadeira ou ênfase: "fodei-vos".
A parte estranha é que usamos os pronomes na 2ª pessoa do plural. "Eu dou-vos uma carga de porrada" (em vez de "eu dou-lhes uma carga de porrada"), apesar de conjugarmos na terceira-pessoa: "Vocês dão-me uma carga de porrada". Ficamos com isto inconsistente.
Por mim era voltar à 2ª pessoa do singular, plural e começar a usar futuro e condicional e pretérito-mais-que-perfeito. O que fazemos é um desperdício de língua.
Jose Anderson
Ah aqui é cheio de inconsistências e matança da língua também.
>Eu vou te deixar lá
>Eu vou deixar ela lá
Mas "eu vou deixar você lá" acontece bastante também
John Allen
Neste caso usamos o presente, que não faz grande sentido, mas os pronomes são consistentes.
Eu deixo-te lá
Eu deixo-a lá
Acho que no Português de Portugal mantivemos os pronomes todos correctos bem conjugados e usados nas -clises certas, o resto é que andou a mexer.
Jeremiah Cook
Can we also be friend with you guys?
Jacob Perry
>types "Sup Forums.org/int/catalog"
> ctrl+f, types luso
>click on the first thread
that's how I ended up here.
I don't care, I belong to here now!
Jacob Jones
No shitskins allowed
Ayden Allen
Don't speak like that Manuel. It hurts my feelings
Ryan Jenkins
Well-behaved colony-folk can watch,
Christian Cook
That feels like cuckolding so no
We participate
Charles Diaz
Colony-folk can be upgraded to Mainland Citizen for the unique price of 10 dead Sp*niards or Fr*nch.
Connor Scott
GTFO