Tfw making tasty treats to keep my American™ blubber thick

>tfw making tasty treats to keep my American™ blubber thick
What are you eating, Sup Forums?

My own favorite treat.

NOT curry

those look so fucking good, where do you get them?

Eating nigger head.

just drinking coffee right now

probably going to eat at red lobster around lunch

Marsh. Do you have Marshes outside Indiana?
You could probably find them at Walmart, too.

Yes i live in indianapolis actually, gonna get some today i love those breakfast things

Nothing. Waiting a week before my new job starts but after paying for rent and student loans I only have ramen for dinner

MY INDY NIGGA

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>tfw nobody will ever fix this

Who the fuck is Aunt Jemima?

My fucking nigga

The mascot of a company that makes syrup related food.
She makes our breakfast, here in America.

Bought some of these bad boys the other night. They are fucking delicious. Basically giant Reeses Cups except the peanut butter filling is peanut butter ice cream.

I had three scrambled eggs for breakfast

I've been having canned pear halves as of late. It's the perfect lazy way to get something somewhat healthy without cooking.
I eat an entire can per snack. Peach halves are also good.

I just a juicy tomato and mayo dripping triple whooper from burger king
lawd bless murrica

>canned fruit
>healthy

its pretty much drowned in syrup

>that filename

But it says %100 juice on the front of the can
at least the ones I get make sure to say they are

Made some happening helper for dinner, it's hamburger helper but with tiger seasoning.

>dinner
It's 6 AM.
Unless you stayed up like me and just mean it as the meal before bed.

It's 3 am on the best coast, just had Chinese.

Delicious

I made it about midnight

I would feel really bad eating these.

>Get chocolate bunnies for Easter as a kid
>Feel really bad and try to avoid eating it
>End up biting the head off first so it's death is quick
Did the same with chocolate Santas, but the decapitation was easier because no ears.

I had a can of sardines with a few saltine crackers and a slice of cheese for dinner. Last night it was baked broccoli, corn on the cob and sardines.

Cleaning out this pantry/freezer.

Yuck. Why are amerifats obsessed with peanut butter (a nigger invention)

My cousin brought over a bag of amerishit sweets/chocolates and 80% were thrown away, american chocolate is rank.

Also most of them had peanut butter, why the fuck...

we know Sven, you don't have to say you're giving head to a nigger ok...we know.

I'm not a fan of actual reese's but, that ice cream version is really good.

Why the hate with peanut butter it's good, although there can be too much peanut butter. Mix some grape jelly and peanut butter in a bowl for sandwiches it's tasty.

Our chocolate in general is truly shit, I won't deny it.

Hey I have a question about canned fish. Forget if it was anchovies or what, but I got a can and the fish had a bunch of plastic like hair in the middle of them. Is that shit normal? I normally never eat them but I hear they're healthy.

>$4.30 for a pack of those small disgusting greasy things

Fucking ridiculous you could buy a nice bag of rice for that price and it would feed you for a week.

jelly = jam? We have it with butter.

Could they make it any less obvious that they're shaped like a dick?

I know advertisements do this intentionally to stimulate subconscious desires but damn.

you cant keep getting away with this!

But those are tasty and I have the extra money.

they smell like shit

nothing...

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