Didney have just bought the cinematic rights for this and want to make an animated movie. You must:

Didney have just bought the cinematic rights for this and want to make an animated movie. You must:

- come up with a brief plot outline
- pick a director
- cast as many characters as you want

Bear in mind you are casting people for their voice (and star power) only, and cannot use any of the existing VAs.

>Movie about Overwatch reforming to combat Talon, lots of "reluctant hero out of the game" stuff, B story involving Bastion searching for meaning in his existence he seemingly sacrifices himself at the end to save the day, but then we see him reactivate in the final scene
>Jon Favreau to direct because he's the only one who can make Disneyshit good
>John Goodman as Winston

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shit game

Tracer must find an anniversary gift for her girlfriend and crazy shenanigans ensue.

>John Goodman as Winston
>implying the game's voice actors wouldn't be all over the movie
they have been clinging to it since they realized it had a turbo autistic fan base of 12 year olds. There is about a thousand fucking videos of them hanging out and doing the voices all with thousands of views.

The greedy cucks will do anything now that they realized they signed on to a popular IP

>Liking Waifubait: The Game

>come up with a brief plot outline
Recycle the plot of every single MCU movie.
>pick a director
Pick an upcoming director that has no vision and is easily pushed around by the studio heads
>cast as many characters as you want
Cast actors that appeal to the Generation Z demographic

Imagine Widowmakers ass in a 2 hour long movie.

>you cannot use any of the existing VAs

I'm going to let you in on a secret, user: this is all hypothetical. The movie isn't really happening, and even if it were, Hollywood execs don't take ideas from this autistic board

imagine if you would see her pusy

wow

Plot: Tracer and D.Va lesbian sex for 110 minutes.

>Tracer kicks Widowmaker
>Widowmaker flys across the floor
>Screen shots Widowmaker latex ass
>Widowmaker bending over trying to get up
>Can't get up and turns over for a latex pussy shot

imagine this guys being the producer

>implying I read all of shit posts
sorry I was skimming. gotta meet the shitposters quota

tracer has to go to the toilet.

She gets ambushed by widowmaker and pees her pants.

She recalls in time to a point before she wet herself.

This time she can't find a toilet in time and again wets herself.

She recalls again

This time someone tells her a funny joke and she laughs until she wets herself

she recalls again etc. this goes on for 2 hours

She never makes it. Sequel is about d.va shitting in her meka

A series of films in the Overwatch Cinematic Universe focusing on
>Soldier 76 and a couple allies tracking down Reaper and other former Overwatch agents gone bad
>Reinhardt's adventures around war-torn areas
>Genji and Zenyatta fighting something
>Tracer and Winston hunting down Widowmaker (who is aided by Reaper), the movie ends with them sending out the call to reassemble Overwatch
Then a big faggy Avengers-style movie. Get some pushover directors for everything so the studio can mold them exactly as they want to. Cast an aging but charismatic actor as 76 to be the Downey Jr of this shit.

Actually they'd probably try to make Tracer the Downey Jr with the whole girl/lesbian thing but 76 would probably be better. He can pass the torch to le spunky lesbian later.

>animated
Then just use all the existing voice actors.

>movie starts with widowmaker boarding a spaceship
>on her flight she gets briefed on the situation on the moon
>they tell her that her assets make her perfect to take control of the station
>after arriving she finds an empty station and begins searching the targets
>*tense space horror atmosphere*
>suddenly 5 apes (all voiced by Idris Elba) come out of nowhere and surround her
>"DAMNNN U FINE, GUUURL", "EY, EY, HOW U DOIN?" "WE BE KANGZ HERE, YO"
>[Talon Base Message]: "Convince them to join us by any means necessary."
>cut to Winston (voiced by Idris Elba) who's on earth
>he's watching Tracer scissoring her brown gf [diversity intensifies] on a surveillance monitor
>an alarm goes off on his screen as he receives a transmission from the moon base
>realizing the situation he sends Tracer, Mercy and DVA to handle it
>on the moon station the girls fight for the apes by presenting their butts to them
>just as the overwatch girls seem to be winning them over Sombra comes out of stealth and presents her taco to them
>they chimp out and run back to the Talon camp
>when all hope seems lost for the overwatch team, another ship lands on the moon
>the apes watch closely as no other than Mei walks into the base
>they start chanting "THICC, THICC, THICC, THICC, THICC" and come running over
>and that his how Overwatch won the battle of butts...on the moon

fpbp

I throw the rights and my contract into the fucking garbage along with this dogshit video game that's only popular because ActiBlizz spent hundreds of millions advertising it.

>hoodie kid from trailer ends up with an important piece of doomfists gauntlet stuck to his body after using it
>Evil doomfist is with talon looking for that part
>Kid joins overwatch to battle doomfist and talon

It's only popular because of the waifu bait. Even though Blizzard says not to make r34 of the characters that only makes the people like the r34 turned on even more. They got a variety of waifu from 2 poo in the lol, a THICC chink, underage Korean, old but beautiful aryan, purple woman with latex and big ass, spic, and more

>prime Anne as Tracer

Cast all of them. It'll be hard to find someone with a big ass to fit into latex.

...it's... perfect...

it could follow the cinematic trailers

>Opens with Winston chilling on his satellite when Reaper and Talon attack
>opening action scene ends like the trailer with winston calling for overwatch
>scenes switch to back to earth immediately to Tracer who will more then likely be our main protagonist going to see Robot Ghandi and basic events of the Widowmaker trailer taking place.
>Talons goal is to both rile up Omnics and humans with the ultimate goal of reaper being to get humans to completly destroy omnics through several false flag events due to the threat AI poses.
>at the same time during act 1 the events of the genji and Hanzo trailer's events take place where it is revealed Hanzo is hired as a mercernary for Talon but Genji is acting for overwatch.
>(insert mcguffin intended to produce dynamic action sequances between Talon and Overwatch here)
>in the third act the Genji v Hanzo subplot is solved with Genji joining Talons side and realizing his naive heroism was wrong when the Omnics begin invading europe
>in the end Reaper and Talon actually did nothing wrong since the omnics have begun a war in Russia and the movie is actually a subversion of traditional movie hero muh tolerance morality as the omnics commit genocide and inhuman slaughter without regard.
>laugh at all of the reviews comparing it to hatred of refugees and how we need to be tolerant of Omnics

>No Widowmaker ass making an appearance
>No pure waifu Mercy making an appearance

You started out well before you went Sup Forums (and I'm not just complaining about muh racism, your focal shift would be jarring and unsatisfying for the audience) and you also left out the best short. I like the idea that Reaper wants to destroy omnics to protect humanity though, gives him depth and a noble motivation, but if you make him right all along it nullifies all that depth and nuance and becomes another black & white morality tale.

120 minutes of Hanzo being tortured before he dies

Best so far

already in production mate

>Live action Overwatch series
Cast them
Who will play the purple latex butt?

Idris Elba as every male characters except lucio (played by Jaden Smith)

Jesus that is terrible casting. Donglover as Lucio, Lost man as the bullshit weeb and the bulldyke as the bulldyke are the only decent ones. Everyone else is literally just "let's find an actor from that country"

this is the worst fucking casting ive seen

Who's the girl for Symmetra?

Is it Boutella? If it isn't it should be

Anyone else just kind of hate everything about Overwatch?

No, but I'm giving you a (You) anyway just for the bump

Reinhardt- John Rhys Davies

Junkrat- Tom Hardy

76- Bruce Willis

Reaper- Vin Deisel

Zarya- Rebecca Fergeson

Pharah- Chloe Bennett

Mercy - Alice Eve

McCree- Josh Harnett

And fuck it just make Showry play d.va

Widowmaker? Who has a big ass that's able to fit into the purple latex?

>Josh Hartnett

I'd be surprised if you don't actually mean Josh Holloway. Josh Hartnett hasn't been mentioned in the film industry in ten years

You seen penny dreadful right?

Lol no why would I

CGI mom from the incredibles

>big

I think you mean shapely

>Prime Angelina Jolie for Widowmaker
What do you think Sup Forums?

A girl falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the girl she called is not the same girl she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of YURI.

...

>the NATURE of YURI

>the NATURE of YURI

this girl as Sombra

Clint Eastwood as 76
Jesse from Breaking Bad as Junkrat
voice of david hayter as Reaper
Sawyer as McCree
John Goodman as Roadhog

too bad there's no british qts for Tracer.

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Sasha Grey as Widowmaker

>Anne Hathaway as Astroboy

FUND IT

>boutella
it should be freida pinto

I'd watch.

Ooooooh yeah it should shouldn't it

Reaper voice

Cast him

Sarah Gadon as Mercy

>Tracer all the way

PUT THAT COOKIE DAHN, GUVNA