Didney have just bought the cinematic rights for this and want to make an animated movie. You must:
- come up with a brief plot outline - pick a director - cast as many characters as you want
Bear in mind you are casting people for their voice (and star power) only, and cannot use any of the existing VAs.
>Movie about Overwatch reforming to combat Talon, lots of "reluctant hero out of the game" stuff, B story involving Bastion searching for meaning in his existence he seemingly sacrifices himself at the end to save the day, but then we see him reactivate in the final scene >Jon Favreau to direct because he's the only one who can make Disneyshit good >John Goodman as Winston
Tracer must find an anniversary gift for her girlfriend and crazy shenanigans ensue.
Mason Russell
>John Goodman as Winston >implying the game's voice actors wouldn't be all over the movie they have been clinging to it since they realized it had a turbo autistic fan base of 12 year olds. There is about a thousand fucking videos of them hanging out and doing the voices all with thousands of views.
The greedy cucks will do anything now that they realized they signed on to a popular IP
Austin Long
>Liking Waifubait: The Game
Joseph Richardson
>come up with a brief plot outline Recycle the plot of every single MCU movie. >pick a director Pick an upcoming director that has no vision and is easily pushed around by the studio heads >cast as many characters as you want Cast actors that appeal to the Generation Z demographic
Jayden Cooper
Imagine Widowmakers ass in a 2 hour long movie.
John Ward
>you cannot use any of the existing VAs
I'm going to let you in on a secret, user: this is all hypothetical. The movie isn't really happening, and even if it were, Hollywood execs don't take ideas from this autistic board
Matthew Miller
imagine if you would see her pusy
wow
Gavin Wood
Plot: Tracer and D.Va lesbian sex for 110 minutes.
Dylan Gutierrez
>Tracer kicks Widowmaker >Widowmaker flys across the floor >Screen shots Widowmaker latex ass >Widowmaker bending over trying to get up >Can't get up and turns over for a latex pussy shot
Andrew Edwards
imagine this guys being the producer
Brayden Brooks
>implying I read all of shit posts sorry I was skimming. gotta meet the shitposters quota
Luke Richardson
tracer has to go to the toilet.
She gets ambushed by widowmaker and pees her pants.
She recalls in time to a point before she wet herself.
This time she can't find a toilet in time and again wets herself.
She recalls again
This time someone tells her a funny joke and she laughs until she wets herself
she recalls again etc. this goes on for 2 hours
She never makes it. Sequel is about d.va shitting in her meka
Logan Rogers
A series of films in the Overwatch Cinematic Universe focusing on >Soldier 76 and a couple allies tracking down Reaper and other former Overwatch agents gone bad >Reinhardt's adventures around war-torn areas >Genji and Zenyatta fighting something >Tracer and Winston hunting down Widowmaker (who is aided by Reaper), the movie ends with them sending out the call to reassemble Overwatch Then a big faggy Avengers-style movie. Get some pushover directors for everything so the studio can mold them exactly as they want to. Cast an aging but charismatic actor as 76 to be the Downey Jr of this shit.
Actually they'd probably try to make Tracer the Downey Jr with the whole girl/lesbian thing but 76 would probably be better. He can pass the torch to le spunky lesbian later.
Daniel Cook
>animated Then just use all the existing voice actors.
Mason Jenkins
>movie starts with widowmaker boarding a spaceship >on her flight she gets briefed on the situation on the moon >they tell her that her assets make her perfect to take control of the station >after arriving she finds an empty station and begins searching the targets >*tense space horror atmosphere* >suddenly 5 apes (all voiced by Idris Elba) come out of nowhere and surround her >"DAMNNN U FINE, GUUURL", "EY, EY, HOW U DOIN?" "WE BE KANGZ HERE, YO" >[Talon Base Message]: "Convince them to join us by any means necessary." >cut to Winston (voiced by Idris Elba) who's on earth >he's watching Tracer scissoring her brown gf [diversity intensifies] on a surveillance monitor >an alarm goes off on his screen as he receives a transmission from the moon base >realizing the situation he sends Tracer, Mercy and DVA to handle it >on the moon station the girls fight for the apes by presenting their butts to them >just as the overwatch girls seem to be winning them over Sombra comes out of stealth and presents her taco to them >they chimp out and run back to the Talon camp >when all hope seems lost for the overwatch team, another ship lands on the moon >the apes watch closely as no other than Mei walks into the base >they start chanting "THICC, THICC, THICC, THICC, THICC" and come running over >and that his how Overwatch won the battle of butts...on the moon
Josiah Martin
fpbp
Jack Flores
I throw the rights and my contract into the fucking garbage along with this dogshit video game that's only popular because ActiBlizz spent hundreds of millions advertising it.
Jackson Flores
>hoodie kid from trailer ends up with an important piece of doomfists gauntlet stuck to his body after using it >Evil doomfist is with talon looking for that part >Kid joins overwatch to battle doomfist and talon
Camden Price
It's only popular because of the waifu bait. Even though Blizzard says not to make r34 of the characters that only makes the people like the r34 turned on even more. They got a variety of waifu from 2 poo in the lol, a THICC chink, underage Korean, old but beautiful aryan, purple woman with latex and big ass, spic, and more
Hudson Diaz
>prime Anne as Tracer
Benjamin Sullivan
Cast all of them. It'll be hard to find someone with a big ass to fit into latex.
Thomas Gutierrez
...it's... perfect...
Lucas Smith
it could follow the cinematic trailers
>Opens with Winston chilling on his satellite when Reaper and Talon attack >opening action scene ends like the trailer with winston calling for overwatch >scenes switch to back to earth immediately to Tracer who will more then likely be our main protagonist going to see Robot Ghandi and basic events of the Widowmaker trailer taking place. >Talons goal is to both rile up Omnics and humans with the ultimate goal of reaper being to get humans to completly destroy omnics through several false flag events due to the threat AI poses. >at the same time during act 1 the events of the genji and Hanzo trailer's events take place where it is revealed Hanzo is hired as a mercernary for Talon but Genji is acting for overwatch. >(insert mcguffin intended to produce dynamic action sequances between Talon and Overwatch here) >in the third act the Genji v Hanzo subplot is solved with Genji joining Talons side and realizing his naive heroism was wrong when the Omnics begin invading europe >in the end Reaper and Talon actually did nothing wrong since the omnics have begun a war in Russia and the movie is actually a subversion of traditional movie hero muh tolerance morality as the omnics commit genocide and inhuman slaughter without regard. >laugh at all of the reviews comparing it to hatred of refugees and how we need to be tolerant of Omnics
Elijah Watson
>No Widowmaker ass making an appearance >No pure waifu Mercy making an appearance
James Lewis
You started out well before you went Sup Forums (and I'm not just complaining about muh racism, your focal shift would be jarring and unsatisfying for the audience) and you also left out the best short. I like the idea that Reaper wants to destroy omnics to protect humanity though, gives him depth and a noble motivation, but if you make him right all along it nullifies all that depth and nuance and becomes another black & white morality tale.
Adrian Cook
120 minutes of Hanzo being tortured before he dies
Hunter Anderson
Best so far
Xavier Cook
already in production mate
Daniel James
>Live action Overwatch series Cast them Who will play the purple latex butt?
Sebastian Hughes
Idris Elba as every male characters except lucio (played by Jaden Smith)
Cooper Martin
Jesus that is terrible casting. Donglover as Lucio, Lost man as the bullshit weeb and the bulldyke as the bulldyke are the only decent ones. Everyone else is literally just "let's find an actor from that country"
Jose Smith
this is the worst fucking casting ive seen
Jacob Perez
Who's the girl for Symmetra?
Samuel Bell
Is it Boutella? If it isn't it should be
Julian Morris
Anyone else just kind of hate everything about Overwatch?
Gabriel Cook
No, but I'm giving you a (You) anyway just for the bump
Cameron Bell
Reinhardt- John Rhys Davies
Junkrat- Tom Hardy
76- Bruce Willis
Reaper- Vin Deisel
Zarya- Rebecca Fergeson
Pharah- Chloe Bennett
Mercy - Alice Eve
McCree- Josh Harnett
And fuck it just make Showry play d.va
Joseph Perez
Widowmaker? Who has a big ass that's able to fit into the purple latex?
Carson Morgan
>Josh Hartnett
I'd be surprised if you don't actually mean Josh Holloway. Josh Hartnett hasn't been mentioned in the film industry in ten years
Noah Walker
You seen penny dreadful right?
Easton Bailey
Lol no why would I
Hunter Gomez
CGI mom from the incredibles
Jaxson Rivera
>big
I think you mean shapely
Hudson Robinson
>Prime Angelina Jolie for Widowmaker What do you think Sup Forums?
Andrew Ward
A girl falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the girl she called is not the same girl she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of YURI.
Charles Cook
...
Carter Brooks
>the NATURE of YURI
Andrew White
>the NATURE of YURI
Logan Lee
this girl as Sombra
Clint Eastwood as 76 Jesse from Breaking Bad as Junkrat voice of david hayter as Reaper Sawyer as McCree John Goodman as Roadhog