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comfy night in edition

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first for faggots

>read 39 minutes ago
haha fuck sake that's that dead then lmao

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

sims 3 keeps crashing :(

post toot

feel a bit sorry for are theresa ngl

WHERE ARE YOU?
LETS BE AVIN YOU!

Elizabeth II, Queen of the UK – daughter of
George VI, King of the UK – son of
George V, King of the UK – son of
Edward VII, King of the UK – son of
Victoria, Queen of the UK – daughter of
Edward, Duke of Kent and Strathearn – son of
George III, King of Great Britain – son of
Frederick, Prince of Wales – son of
George II, King of Great Britain – son of
George I, King of Great Britain – son of
Sophia, Electress of Hanover – daughter of
Elizabeth of Bohemia – daughter of
James I/VI, King of England, Ireland & Scotland – son of
Mary, Queen of Scots – daughter of
James V, King of Scots – son of
Margaret Tudor – daughter of
Elizabeth of York – daughter of
Edward IV, King of England – son of
Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York – son of
Richard of Conisburgh, Earl of Cambridge – son of
Isabella Perez of Castille – daughter of
Maria Juana de Padilla – daughter of
Maria Fernandez de Henestrosa – daughter of
Aldonza Ramirez de Cifontes – daughter of
Aldonza Gonsalez Giron – daughter of
Sancha Rodriguez de Lara – daughter of
Rodrigo Rodriguez de Lara – son of
Sancha Alfonsez, Infanta of Castile – daughter of
Zaida (aka Isabella) – daughter of
Al-Mu’tamid ibn Abbad, King of Seville – son of
Abbad II al-Mu’tadid, King of Seville – son of
Abu al-Qasim Muhammad ibn Abbad, King of Seville – son of
Ismail ibn Qarais – son of
Qarais ibn Abbad – son of
Abbad ibn Amr – son of
Amr ibn Aslan – son of
Aslan ibn Amr – son of
Amr ibn Itlaf – son of
Itlaf ibn Na’im – son of
Na’im II al-Lakhmi – son of
Na’im al-Lakhmi – son of
Zahra bint Husayn – daughter of
Husayn ibn Hasan – son of
Hasan ibn Ali

have a massive bag of k im going to dive into tonite lads

the fuck is a toot?

Post it

business idea: elect Delia Smith as PM

playing too much VR lately

its fucking my head up

Hasan ibn Ali - son of
Fatima - daughter of
Muhammad (pbuh)

which vr is the best user

are you the same lad that was on the edge about getting some chang last friday? ye didnt last long m8

all around me are familiar faces

A cartoon from drawn together now post it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

no chang is overrated designer drug

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

have autism. alternate between hoping May is having a bad time for political reasons and feeling sorry for May because she seems like she has autism.

i dont care

business idea: educational posts only. suggestions on subject material are appreciated.

do you lads get comedowns on coke?

nah that was me

documentaries

haven't done it in a long time but yes of course. I would assume the lower quality the shittier the comedown

>But how can you live without working for schlomoburg or starting a business?

Why do normies say this shit? It's called parents, food just shows up in the fridge.

don't know how I'd feel about my dad and his gf getting married

Dumb pirate frogposter

was ginger grill from the infamous /brit/ autism fest in 2014 fit? pics?

depends on what i've done it with. if i drink a lot with it, the comedowns are pretty smooth. i just cant sleep for 3 hours after my last line. if i've done charlie on it's own, i get mad anxiety for a couple of hours and become acutely aware of my rapid heartbeat which makes me think i'm going to die

she isn't autistic you stupid sutist

youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

kino

>bullied for smoking marlboro reds
fuck 'em who needs friends

why do druggies comes here to tell us about their pathetic addictions

spending some time with the gf before the toil

>smoking

technically only said she SEEMS like she has autism, which is true. that's the impression she gives people.

drugs are part of british culture

left the proto-gf on read for 2 days now, bet she is gagging for it

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I'm the biggest coke fiend in /brit/ history

idea: abolish national insurance contributions and create a new middle band of income tax to compensate

>put chemical into my body (food), feel good
legal

>put chemical into my body (drug), feel good
illegal

funny how it works, isnt it

did some flake a few weeks ago
blew the fucking head off me

Smoking is for idiots

she has aspergers but it's unnoticeable in women

autism

>put penis into body (woman), feel good
top lad
>put penis into body (sheepshagger), feel good
embarassing nickname

funny how it works isn't it

smoking is the normie thing and i'm doing my best to rejoin society
just need to find a lower quality pack

not an argument

>one week after the TÜRKey ban
>wh*Te subhumans already insulting my BLACK race, KARA BOĞA. trying to wh*Tewash us TÜRKs etc.

wh*Te subhumans are like cockroaches who come out under the fridge when the lights turned off.

We are still here. Just without our TÜRK flag.

Early film (pre-1900) was dominated by the novelty of showing an event. They were single-shot moments captured on film: a train entering a station, a boat docking, or factory workers leaving work. These short films were called "actuality" films; the term "documentary" was not coined until 1926.

literally had one puff of a fag in my entire life and it was grim

>2018
>does not smoke smokes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>The m-bend dies
So? Was life a competition who lived for the longest time?
>it's addictive!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Whoever forces you to buy a dick a day, a fucking peat-gavel

love drugposting mainly due to the autists who fly off the handle over it every time

>THIS IS CAPITALISM, You can do ANYTHING! Make your OWN destiny!

>OKAY! I will grow and sell this naturally growing herb!

>WTF YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!

Irish subhuman

That's my brand. What was their problem?

love drugs(food)

I bet you didn't like your first sip of beer either

me off camera eating her out

LEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEENKKKKKKINNNNNS

love shotting food to the cats on road

youtu.be/x7WdvzITaLk reminder

also:
>captcha

what was his name

expensive shit down here
taxes and all

learned it from you lads, setting taxes on everything

Quit smoking 16 days ago and I keep masturbating ever since send help

State of my PC lads, I've got the BSOD about ten times since the last update.

arsenic is a naturally growing herb

love chang

phoned the weedman and he's all out
phoning the other weedman

interesting and good post

watched that video for like 30 seconds and didn't understand what was going on, got bored and just closed it

don't understand why it's one of the biggest classic intnernet memes

day 17 no fap

>do anything
>make your own destiny
find me ONE advocate of this doctrine in the context of describing capitalism. I wont hold my breath

>A naturally-growing herb that has been smoked for centuries? WTF NO YOU CAN'T SELL THAT!!!!

>A synthetic compound that damages the liver? SELL AWAY!
>A plant that causes lung cancer? SELL AWAY!
>A plant that his HIGHLY addictive? SELL AWAY!

if my books don't arrive in the post tomorrow i'm going to fill a letter box with blank envelopes

MUM GET THE CAMERA

how do you get a weedman
every 18 year old chav kid has a weedman but I don't have a clue

have mates
i've got plenty of weedmen and sniffmen

>>A synthetic compound that damages the liver?
better not be talking about alcohol here mate...

also brainlet post all round but it's bait anyway so hey ho

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State of this country.

>have mates
right, what're those?

Cool, I guess that mong acutally dosesn't have a counter example. Hope this is ironic shitposting, else you might want to inhale some carbon monoxide

I get my shit from the dark net but how come you don't know anyone that smokes green?

I live in paris and the other day I was having a reefer in the street on my lunch break and the nigger working in the shop next door litterally told me he was selling straight away

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Little brother is (badly) playing violin downstairs so my house always sounds like a Yorgos Lanthimos film

its ok so long as they can make money. doesn't make it selling pot or synthetics right tho.

a quick nicotine rush is solid, only takes 2-3 fags. The key is moderation though, probably smoked less than 10 packs in the past year.

one or two cigarettes a day has actually been proven to be good for you

theresa may with the prime minister of belgium at the G8 summit (2017)

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tube has broken down

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easy to say when you gotta pay 16 to 18 bucks a pack for the shit tier brand of durries cunt