How do you stop him?

How do you stop him?

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I hook him up with this dude.

Kick him in the dick

Pull out his pins and make him look in the mirror. He will then realise that he is an ugly, old, bald man who has wasted his adult life listening to Marilyn Manson and wearing edgy goth clothes. Make him get a job waiting tables and tell him to grow the fuck up.

Tell him you love him and give him a long, warm hug. He will realise the wrongs he's done and stop.

Call him Pinhead because it pisses Clive Barker off to no end.

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Does it really? I thought Clive was okay with it.

Nah, he hates it. "Hellpriest" is his preferred nomenclature.

Convert to buddhism

You don't.
The best course is to open your mind and learn to enjoy the pleasures he is presenting you with.

>Helllpriest

cringe

Discord orb from Zenyatta.

>Hellpriest

This shit is cursed

Are any Hellraiser movies worth watching after the first one? I've heard a lot of mixed things about the sequel.

2nd seems to be very hit or miss. 3rd generally gets more average reviews. A scant few like the 4th, everything after that is arguing over the contents of diarrhea

>A scant few like the 4th, everything after that

I still can't believe there are 8 fucking Hellraiser movies.

If you read the comic he was actually a good guy all along.

He sees far more horrible humans than you can imagine and has to punish them accordingly. If you saw all the vile shit that humans do to each other of course you'll give them the most horrific punishment possible.

Pinhead did nothing wrong.

>hellpriest
>original character donut steel

>"Hellpriest" is his preferred nomenclature.
The "pinhead", is not the issue here, Dude!

The board is literally called "Sup Forums - Television & Film". Go take your meds.

>Pinhead did nothing wrong.
Per the comic + story + first movie, he's not even capable of doing anything wrong. That's the whole cenobite shtick. They look "evil" to limited human understanding, etc, but they're actually just an elemental force.

STOP POSTING ABOUT MOVIES ON Sup Forums.
For fucks sake you retard redditors don't know how to use this site at all do you? Sup Forums is for TELEVISION, /m/ is for MOVIES. UNDERSTAND? Thankyou now stop shitposting and shitting up MY board.

thats literally what libtards believe in

Hellraiser Revelations is the only good Hellraiser movie besides the first two. It is the closest to the source material than any of the 6 other movies.

fact

weak bait

endless keks

2 is good, 3 is good, 4 is okay, Inferno is okay, Hellseeker is whatever, Deader is just not very good, Hellworld is dumb fun, Revelations sucks but isn't the absolute worst thing to ever exist.

Don't open the box?

If somebody opens the box near you fucking run and hope you're lucky.

Pinhead killed people in 3 that never even touched the box.

Um.... actually, there's nine with a tenth one coming.

Anyway, the first four are watchable, but after that it gets really iffy.

that wasn't Pinhead, it was his evil half

Goddamn. What were they thinking?

That's why I said run and hope.

Someone tried to run and hide from Pinface in 4. Didn't work out. Pinhead is OP.

lol

is lol cool again?

ghost rider's penance stare

word of god from preacher or the saint of killers

ghostbusters

the mask

one punch man

etc

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

No

Have something he wants that he can't simply take from you to bargain with for your life or perhaps just less suffering.

This is pretty much what the protag does in 2... I think, it's been a while...

You go to hell, find the devil and revive him. The devil will then kick his arse.

God that book was terrible, how does a writer make a story about his own character feel like fanfiction?

You jizz to being breastfed by your mother, let yourself be killed by him, then revive in the puddle on the floor.

This movie doesn't make sense at all

How come there is a dog cenobite? What the fuck happened there?

it's probably just a hell-creature like the monster that runs through the hallway

doesn't matter. if you're lucky enough they will turn you into one of them and you'll enjoy all that pain anyways.

The box! You opened it, we came!

Clive was down with a stroke or something, most of it was ghost-written by some hack

Call him a bitch.

I like to think that the dog was there when some unlucky fuck opened the box. Part of some jaded, bestiality. Maybe even attached to the box-opener therefore it gets worked over along with him. It survived, he didn't.

Makes sense, it had some great ideas but showed far too much reverence for is stars and had all the worst cliches of Barker books maginified x 10.

yeah, opening chapter was literally the only good part

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thats a nice pupper

Giant magnet

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it never was

does anyone have a good link to the Hellrasier comics?

Im stuck doing a clinical trial for money and i would love to read them in between the bloodletting
Personally I think the comics were creepier than the movies

i'm looking forward to the new Hellraiser

so, the only way to stop Hellraiser is be a good person basically... the theme is basically punishing those who do wrong, i think there are exceptions in some of the direct to dvd sequels but those are an abomination for the most part... i'm looking at you Hellworld

Love trumps hate banners

Show him a picture of the guy he used to be before sticking thumbtacks in his face. That apparently did the trick.

He tries to kidnap Kirsty though, who did not do any wrong other than be related to some really shitty people.

Kirsty still opened the box... although it's "not fingers that call us, it is desire" or something like that by part II, so dunno. best not to think about it too much

I remember seeing the first two Hellraisers as a kid, both in the same night since they were getting marathoned one after the other.
Those movies traumatized the shit out of me. Especially the second one.

No it was the young girl autistic about puzzles who Dr Channard set up because he wanted to become a cenobite hence 'it is not the hands that call us it is desire'.

so the meaning of the line was that Pinhead knew they were summoned by someone else?

No, but it is miles better than all the wacky mutations of it. Best way is trying to avoid using shorthands like that alltogether.

your such a dork

Quite easily it seems

Yeah. In all the best ways and some less ideal ones.

Eat a log of shit with him straight from the source, sixxx.

2 is excellent (1 and 2 frankly should be viewed as a single movie) inferno is quite good in my opinion. i only watch them on acid though. I agree with the rest of your classifications

" it is not hands that call us, but desire "

The second film is worth watching for a number of reasons.

-It is worth the price of admission (or nowadays, your time spent) for one /extremely/ striking sequence which happens early, and which has since entered the cultural consciousness. When you see it, you'll know. This sequence continues one trope which is used noticeably in other great horror/thriller films, particularly the Exorcist.

-it plausibly continues events immediately after the first film, and was made shortly afterwards, with the essential cast still intact.

-You know that white guy who plays the incompetent commander in Aliens? He has a supporting role in this flick too. The more you know about your minor character actors.

-a number of parts in the second film really are metal/brutal as fuck. You get real psychological gore in this flick. There are times when, just like with the first one, you marvel that they actually released this thing in theaters thirty years ago before torture-porn was common.

-Even though it has shoddy production values, and a few laughable/cringey sequences, the sequel does usefullly expand on the basic ideas and mysteries of the original. We get to see what this "Hell" actually is, and wander around in it. It's a very ambitious vision of Hell, actually. I struggle to think of another film which gives a more compelling vision of what Hell (or something as close to it as makes no difference) /is actually like/.

>How do you stop him
Depends. Pretty sure you just close the box most of the time.

If it's Pinhead from the books, you're fucked. Regardless of how you feel about Scarlet Gospels, his introduction there is to torture porn the shit out of some highly trained and experienced magic users.

Watching the second now, just after watching first, both the first time.

Pretty good desu.

How come Sup Forums's lately having a good amount of Hellraiser threads? I've seen it only get shitposted, never seen much discussion about. And don't get me wrong, shit like this is always welcome.

Out of the way faggots. Superior version coming through.

Hellpriest sounds like an early 90s Image comic by Rob Liefeld.

Did you say superior version?

Pretend to be Jewish and confuse the stupid goyim with Jew tricks until he gives up and fucks off.

He looks like that reaction picture of that guy listening to a woman explaining how she's healthy even though she's a landwhale.

How do you end up making it look worse compared to the old films.

That's not because of anything that he really did during his brief stint as a cenobite. Leviathan simply decided that it really really liked his personality and backstory, and thought that he'd be a great hire to become an arch-cenobite (interest in the occult, demands to know at all costs, makes his living probing brains, cutting people up, keeping some in rubber rooms where their own brains torment them, and even offers a human sacrifice by way of getting in. Leviathan really likes this guy, yep).

But then Kirsty tricked the other cenobites by reminding them of their humanity, causing them to dispatch each other and cheating them all. So Leviathan was even MORE impressed with Kirsty's success in cheating its minions on multiple occasions, a level of ingenuity almost unheard-of in humans. So in the lower-canon stuff Kirsty eventually becomes an even more badass cenobite herself. It's all about who finds favor with Leviathan, whose eternal throb has a significance of its own.

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Sup Forums regularly has constructive discussions about Hellraiser (I regularly participate in them). You just have to give it a few weeks at a time, since it's an old property, there's only so much content, and the content that people really care about is pretty limited itself (the first two movies and anons variously pick-and-choose from among the later flicks).

I sort-of want to watch some of the later flicks because I'm jonesing for more content but every one says they're generally awful. I saw the third one on TV once or twice as a kid and even I could tell that it was just getting silly, now. the future-setting of hte fourth is ridiculous but it does some nice backstory on the box at least.

Also the wire twins are hot but I've never seen anything past the fourth flick.

>ywn be at a bdsm club where the wire twins start tonguing between your dermis and musculature, causing horrible, searing pain

I've only read the Hellbound Heart and seen first three movies, but I'm planning to continue with the franchise starting tomorrow.

The book started well and then it was like a different writer finished it. Satire levels of homosexual characters making demons explode by prodding them with a walking stick.

I have a theory about the first two movies which I've introduced at various points but no one takes any interest. Would you care to hear my little pet theory? I'm dangling because I want a (You) after I tell.

Who's that dickhead?

Watch the second hellraiser movie and find out!

Thanks Clive

>This is pretty much what the protag does in 2... I think, it's been a while...
Yup, you're right
youtube.com/watch?v=nfE74l55WDI
My favorite scene in all movies.

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Hellraiser 2 is probably the coolest-looking horror movie ever made, though the last few minutes are really poor quality "we ran out of money" crap.

The second film is basically the same production crew just continuing on not long after finishing the first film, just with a different director. Things start to get iffy from 3 onwards when the Americans get more involved tbqh.

Chatterer best cenobite imo.

I always called him Chompy.

I know that Henry Cavill and Katheryn Winnick were once in a Hellraiser film. Probably a shit one.