>its a black guy is scoping out your house episode

can main character calls da cops?

>be living in a nice suburban neighborhood
>black guy is taking pictures of the most expensive house on the block
>neighbors call the cops on him
>he owns the house

racists are retarded

>black people commit a massively disproportionate amount of crime
>people are naturally more cautious around them
There is literally nothing wrong with racial profiling.

Still though, he literally owns the house. He moved in weeks before that incident, everyone in the neighborhood would have seen the moving trucks. Hell, we even invited some of our new neighbors over for dinner. How stupid do you have to be to not recognize the man?

not trying to be the devils avocado, but nig nogs are very similar between them

>be 16
>its a Saturday and its getting dark
>parents aren't home
>*knock knock*
>see a nigga at the door
>fuck.exe
>open the door and ask him what he wants
>says he works for comcast and going around the neighborhood to check peoples internet or some shit
>its 8 at night so i know something wasn't right here
>see another random black dude wearing sunglasses come walking up to door
>immediately say "my parents are on there way" and shut the door and lock it
>go to parents room and grab my dads gun and call my mom and dad

They didn't even arrive in a fucking comcast van they were just walking the neighborhood and only one of them was wearing the comcast t shirt, sunglasses nigga was in a wife beater. I kind of knew they weren't gonna do anything and were probably just seeing if the house was empty but still, fuck niggers

Black people just get charged with more

Dont try and turn it into a pol thread. You're wrong and you know it

>be studying
>have a window overlooking the drive way
>hear the driveway gate being pushed open
>'weird, nobody said they were coming over'
>look down and see some guy youve never seen in your life with a backpack
>what
>"Oi cunt"
>idiot doesnt hear you
>grab baseball bat cause cops grabbed your guns in the 90s
>phone cops in one hand, baseball bat in other
>goto back door and see weird cunt
>scream "OI CUNT"
>he sees you with the bat at the door
>"Uh... Im looking for Luke"
>"Wrong fucking house hey"
>"Yeah... im going..."
>He runs back up the drive way, you stalk him to the front of the house, he hops on a bicycle and rides off
>Cops come later and nothing happens
>Ask cops if I'm allowed to hit him if he comes at me
>"Just dont break his bones"
>I don't know whether thats upto me or the bat
>Never see the junkie again
>Carry an axe now instead of a bat

Maybe he moved in at night, when it's dark we can't see ya.

At least it wasnt a nigger

Should have shot them and claimed they threatened you.

Reminder there's literally no valid reason for a black guy to be in a white neighborhood. Even if he owns the house, that's a major oversight on the part of the realtor and your HOA can probably get him kicked out

>it's a black guy is sc*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

I love it when the MC is american.

Realtor here. I flip entire neighborhoods like this. It's hilarious. Just get a black family to move in to a white neighborhood and suddenly everybody wants to move.

around blacks

>start racially profiling people
>this results in a statistical increase in recorded black crime
>imagine my shock
>people use this to justify even more racial profiling
>imagine my shock

>not living in a community where the cops would run off the blacks just for being there

Call the cops
You don't have to put up with these apes

...and that guys name was Albert Einstein

that because they catch more people lamo