What is with this design? Looks like she belongs on barney

What is with this design? Looks like she belongs on barney

all of those characters are hideous, stop watching awful cartoons about lesbians

The only design I like out SU is Garnet's, and that's still mostly because I don't have to see her lazy googly eyes.

I mean its hard to make Woolie look good in natural light.

What? I know its low hanging fruit
Like this show

I like the majority of her design but her face with that way too small nose and head shape with no neck throw it off.

same

really makes you think

Is this the first male gem?

Because you can't tell me that thing's a girl.

Normal Garnet's better.

No

It's Cake the whale from the genderbent adventure times of waffles

The fuck? That's supposed to be a she?

She kinda looks like Amethyst, but larger.

They're probably similar in the regard that they're both (or at least in Amy's case "supposed to have been) warrior grunt soldier class gems.

Or at least that's what I thought the first time I saw Bismuth

She looks gross.

I feel like if this was an actual person irl they'd be really sweaty and moist.

a-am I racist for thinking garnet is cooler and more attractive like this?

wow that's just

that's just awful.

>male gem
not a chance, shitlord

I await the gem version of pat

...

>But what if Matt's PENIS gets in the way of the LP?

Rocks aren't a race.

Her head is the same shape as Sadie's and it's really throwing me off

Thank you for opening with that image, cunthole. I was TRYING to avoid spoilers and BAM! There is is on the front page.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

I'm hoping she's some kind of a weaponsmith hence the blacksmith apron. It'd be a good excuse to get Peridot new gear

They don't have sexual organs either

>cunthole
wow just wow that's really misogynist and sexist you know womens vaginas are holy and beautiful and using them as pejoratives only enforces the patriarchy

Yes but there's nothing wrong with that.

WOW! A popular IMAGEboard talking about a CURRENTLY airing cartoon on the front page. Who woulda thunk it ya palooka

I still maintain that she looks like a rejected Undertale character.

Is Bodybags any good or do people only give a shit about it cause of the stacked fourteen year old?

Later, dime a dozen violent indie book

I think it's pretty good and the titties don't exactly do it a disservice either

She looks like the black maid from Tom and Jerry.

The latter. I was looking for the page where the main character stabs a pregnant woman in the stomach to illustrate my point, but I can't find it, so just take my word for it that its edgy shit.

>Draw Woolie and call it a she

Oh Christ

It's the same fat, meaty potato shape Steven's head is, too. God, I hate Calarts.

Garnet looks more majestic as a white woman hmmm.

>no male Gems
>draw a man
>"It's a woman"

Is that Woolie?

>Garnet looks more majestic as a white woman hmmm.
Now what would her voice sound like to reflect that?

Calarts, where Genndy Tartakovsky and the people who made Iron Giant went.

Anyone wish the gems were just magical humans from another dimension instead of ayylmaos?

>butch women don't exist

Nah, it's the hair.

>barney
Are you trying to summon him?

They predate its corruption and you know it.

I actually really love this idea, hope that's what ends up happening.
Great concept, user!

My main issue with this is how the show essentially went "see these four characters you've thought were all that stood to protect earth? Here, after having only them for so long, have three more in sudden succession from out of nowhere."

Lord Moldybutt

You know not what you do

>implying butch women have an actual male figure as much as Bismuth does

...Granted.

IT'S NOT CURRENTLY AIRING, DIPSHIT!

Bismuth is clearly female (also stupid design) but I'm pretty sure one of these Ruby's were male.

I can't remember which one it was but I do recall concluding one of them was male.

The gay one?

I view all rubies as male.

What part of "All Gems are female except for Steven" is so hard to understand?

you got me there but the main point still stands. It's still a current cartoon that people will talk about

and people don't give a fuck about the spoiler

It will be five days form now.

You fail to understand that Steven is the only gem with a gender.

The part where it doesn't jibe with the available facts.

Gems have no genitals, physical brains or chromosomes. So all we have to go by is superficial physical traits.

And so far the most feminine gem of all is Rose, and she died. Second, I'd say, is summer-dress-wearing Lapis.

But the rubies? How can you even tell?

Why ARE all gems 'female' if they don't have a gender per se at all? All this time I have worked from the assumption that the whining and griping about this being a 'tumblr show' were unfounded. I really don't want to believe there is some kind of political reason why all gems are 'female' by default.

In short: I, me, identify rubies as male. And not because of Garnet / lesbianism bad (because it's not... it's one of the strongest evidences there is a God). Purely based on their behavior.

The only problem for me is that would be unfair to Charlyne Yi, who apparently has to deal with that particular issue in real life.

IE. NOT AT THIS TIME.

Dont get all Einsteinian with me (or Jimmy Buffet, whatever).

>Why ARE all gems 'female' if they don't have a gender per se at all?
>y'know how there's those all-male alien races in fiction like the namekians and stuff?
>let's do an all-female race instead
that's it.

KYS
Those "Predator" movies made Woolie look ok

But the Namekians give birth. So they are not all male, they are all female.

Hermaphrodites? No, because they give birth without having sex first, something known as parthenogenesis (which is just latin for 'Virgin Birth'), which is something certain female animals do, such as stick insects and whiptail lizards.

Besides of which the Namekians are organic. Gems are mineral life forms who choose their soma-form. Why do they all opt for the female form? Well, appearance. And, again, in the case of the rubies even that is questionable.

....Maybe we will get an in-universe explanation some day.

>that headshape

What were they thinking when they designed this character? It looks like shit.

That's not how gender works, that's called asexual.

Don't use tumblr for your info on how gender works.

And evil brute who's here to bully Lapis and make Jasper less evil and less of a brute in comparison.

The only thing I use tumblr for is porn.

How about you explain to me how gender works?

Eugh. They just copy pasted Steven's face and made it purple.

Should've looked like this.

Wait.
Barney, or, you know, BARNEY?

If it was on an official CN preview, it's no longer spoilers. If you want to be 100% in the dark, stay offline.

Fine, I accept it. So, Bismuth is a thing.

...No, I was about to ask questions I don't want the answer to yet.

brown Amethyst with skittles hair

Why would she look like a Quartz?

Is Bismuth the equivalent of a not-attractive black woman, like Garnet is an actually attractive black woman? I haven't watched this show since Jasper got beat down and entrapped.

Racist? No. Stupid? Yes.

It's voiced by a female but gems don't have genders, shitlord

She hasn't appeared yet, but yeah, basically. The scale seems to go Garnet > Amethyst > Bismuth.

>What is with this design?
It's called garbage.
It belongs in a dumpster.

It won't.

>>Racist? No. Stupid? Yes.
When you say stupid, you mean stupid fresh?

No

If anything constantly giving the black character an afro or dred is racist.

to be fair, black people's hair is naturally gonna become an afro of some kind without any upkeep
dreads are just gross, though

But that's how black hair naturally is you cracker.

be honest how many blacks have you seen that had an disco afro?

sure its frizzy but almost no one does that.

1 in 3 along with some form of dreads. If not those, it's likely some form of weave.

the fuck? seriously?
where do you live?

Wait, this is real? Jesus fuck, I thought it was a fan edit.

Baltimore

I'm so sorry

White person with curls here, ecen I get an afro when I dont cut my hair.

But my hair is smooth as fuck compared to the wire most blacks have on their heads.

Why do you think there are so many hair straightening chemicals and tools?

hey, its garnet.

a jewfro isn't an afro

Not jewish, italian.

For your sake I hope you move soon.

All the characters on this show have ugly designs. Why is this rainbow-rasta-golem suddenly where you draw the line?

she looks okay

That's the Wooley that KOed Lapis, right?

We are swimming with Homeworld gems these days.