1. ur cunt

1. ur cunt
2. how2talk to women

dont talk to mi wimin

it's the same as talking to normal people

i cant talk to anu women thats why im asking

Just be confident bro. That's what chicks dig

just like how you talk to men, but be more assertive

>he's not assertive towards men
lmao cuck

i cant talk to men either

How 2 tlk to normal ppl¿

It's actually not really that hard. Women are generally dumb as shit and insecure is fuck. Teasing them works wonders.

>You appear confused and ask where the central park is
>She gives you direction
>You thank her and smile
>She says "de nada" and smiles back
>You go to the central park with her smile burned in your memories
There. That's how you talk to women

>i've read a reddit post about how to be alpha, so i'll show this swede cuck whats what

im also insecure as fuck though

>Teasing them works wonders
Doesn't that only work if you're attractive?

>going to reddit
well at least you admitted that you are a cuck

Just be yourself.

Just be yourself

no, you

hmm

i have been myself for the past 19 years and i'm still virgin what do

just be yourself even more, at 150%

Be a spineless bitch and tell them what they want to hear

Be yourself with duct tape and chloroform

Work on making yourself at least as presentable as possible. Be well groomed, nice haircut, clean clothes, smell good.
I'm average at best (I get told I'm handsome from time to time but I'm cynical) but I always goof on women and point out their flaws in a cheeky way. Don't know why but it works.

i don't know what a nice haircut is or how to dress good

The opposite of what your hair looks like and what you are currently wearing.

collared shirts
jeans/khakis
you can't go wrong with the tried and true "shave everything except the top so you can slick it to the back/side" cut. I see brazilians and chinamen with it all the time.

Jesus I don't think it's that fucking hard to get one of those cheeky baboons of yours.

You left out the most important part if you don't live in New York City and are over the age of 15: have a decent car

show me the zapzap

tell them you cock is massive