Guardians of the Galaxy #10 Storytime

Kitty Pryde saves the day and the Guardians are the sidekicks. You know the drill.

IN EIGHT MONTHS

TIME RUNS OUT...FOR BENDIS

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But what if we are trading in one hack writer for an even worse hack writer?

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Do you know anyone who's a worse hack than Bendis and works at Marvel?

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Dan slott

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Eeeh He can at least have a good idea sometimes. Just wish he would leave Spider-Man already and let someone else write him for once.

touche, but I don't think he's interested in cosmic beyond Surfer

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>that Kitty dialog
Ugh.

We /woooo/ now? Bendis watches wrestling?

Obligatory Bendis shot of all the heroes falling down and being smartasses.

Time for the obligatory Bendis rushed final battle because decompression.

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I want to be antman and climb in kitty's hair

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Klyntar is a great idea. Just used horribly

I bet even Bendis hated Humphries shit

I love how he recognizes his Guardians are a team that never does anything.

End

Next time, the Guardians shame Dick Rider's memory and go to participate in Earther's childish fights.

What is Bendis' problem with Kittywanking?

Is there a writer who has a done a decent job at writing Angela ever since she was introduced to the Marvel universe?

How did kItty get to space in the first place?

in a ship she stole from the Avengers

It's weird to think that for all the character assassination Bendis has done, he's actually saving Angela.

That's not very hero-like

I think she stayed in space after Black Vortex, but I'm not sure about it

>/woooo/

Bendis hated both Humphries' and Bennett's shit. He pretty much admitted as much in interviews.

Agreed

No kidding the Peter of old would have told Carol to flark off and that unless Thanos was curbstomping them he wouldn't give a fuck and much less about their stupid Earth squabbles.

He would also be dealing with more important things.

Ewing and Aaron kind of did when they co-wrote her in that Thor/Loki mini, that's about it really.

How stupid fucking easy were the Badoon defeated especially when the older Guardian comics made a big deal as to how powerful they were , goddamit I hate Bendis.

>Is there a writer who has a done a decent job at writing Angela ever since she was introduced to the Marvel universe?
Ewing and Gillen.

It hurts me to say this, but Bendis writes Angela decently. Except she's smiling at the end with the Thing. She should smile, like, once every four issues, and then it's either a tiny one or a Hulk-style "I'm going to kill you and your entire family" smile.

I guess it's not hard to write her. Just have her kill large numbers of people and not say much.

yeah. Shows you how far down Queen of Hel went that this is an improvement.

I don't think the Badoon were ever a big deal on the 616 universe.

It kills be that Bendis got 3 of the based italian artists working for Marvel: Caselli, Schitti and Pichelli.
It's a miracle he didn't manage to get Chechetto on Jessica Jones or Iron Doom.

Ironically, she didn't bother calling the Guardians when Thanos came knocking looking for a Cosmic Cube.

they should've hanged just because of that, but then again, that's probably the reason why half the team is gonna change sides

I was under the impression Bendis and Humphreys touched dicks.

>TIME RUNS OUT...FOR BENDIS

he really thinks Bendis will ever let go of the money making machine known as the Gotg

kek. It'll be just another sales stunt before the eventual relaunch

I read this and was upset and now I'm rereading the DnA run so it's alright now

>before I lose my flarknard
There's a way to use alien shit talk and this isn't it

I don't think it's possible for a worse hack than Bendis to exist.

In that case, she was pressed for time.
Appropriate or not, I doubt they would have made it to Earth in 1 hour.

...And in 9 months it begins
Nova #1 by Bendis

Praying to every god(ess) of every faith that this will never be the case.

If Bendis is writing Nova i swear to god i'm gonna carbomb the shit out of Marvels headquarters

He is like Chuck Austin but popular.

I thought Angela was a DC character, (because of Spawn vs Batman)... what is she doing in Marvel universe?

"Guys I'm the door"
"You're, Richie you're...the door?"
"Yes, I'm the door"

Rich Rider by BMB ladies & gents

>This is madness!

I love Gamora was 100x's funnier.
Or nothing can die in the Cancerverse even though the whole point was they killed Mar-vell so that death could finally be reintroduced there.

>yfw that Nova teaser reveals that Richie comes back as the All-New-All-Differant Doorman in Great Lakes Avengers.

I
AM
DOOR-man

That Bitch didn't even showup for the funeral. Beta-Ray Bill and Karnak are consoling Namorita. Bendis puts this bitch ass "I love Gamora I am the Door-a" Dialogue in the flashback. Kill it with fire.

I love the way this artist draws Carol.

She had three hours

>tfw you know they'll bring back Nu-Yondu for this event

Like how the New Avengers where a team that never did anything.Then both the Avengers and New Avengers never did anything. For 10 years. Except for that time Doom told Carol to shut her filthy whore mouth. That was sorta funny.

I was gonna leave your ass in the Cancer-Verse boy, they ain't never ate a terran before.

In a twisted way I would be okay, because it's either getting bendis and keep the Dick Rider pride high, or get someone else and set a new all time low record sales for Nova books and be the laughing stock of Samfags.

I thought this shit was coming out in September with the rest of RIGHT NOW
If Bendis does end up with him by some horrible fate, it'll be funny to watch him back track all the shit he gave Richard.

Nah. Sam is selling at 15k. The second Richard hits anything below 20k, they'll cancel him. They won't let him live long enough to sell as bad as Sam.

The thing is Sam is never going away, until Loeb officially retires from any facet of working with Marvel. they'll just shuffle him do an all teen book or a cosmic team. If only Rich had a creator who's son died a gruesome death he'd have never left.

>Snap into a Slim Jim

Got me, fuck'n got me

>Ben has an alien harem

Well....at least there's that

>Snap into a Slim Jim
This is an offense to Star-Lord, Macho Man AND Slim Jims.

I thought Bendis made Star-Lord le 80's memester like the movie, he was busy in space for Daniel Bryan.

Don't forget based Francavilla on the horrible Ininity tie-in

I agree that the Bryan reference is too recent to actually be known by Peter.

But Bendis never made him into the 80s memester like the movie. According to Bendis he was still on Earth at the time Eminem was popular. This was at the beginning of the 2000s which would surprisingly line up perfectly with his continuity. The ones who ran with the 80s shit were the other writers who only know him from the movies (Gillen, Hickman, Aaron...)

The whole deal with the Badoon is that by the year 3000 they'll be a huge intergalactic empire who rules over 90% of the known universe, but in the present day they're just a bunch of jobbers whose underestimation will facilitate their astronomical rise to power.

You're fucking lying
Is it rich? By bendis????
If that's true I'm gonna find him and kill him myself