/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

HELLO SARAH!
HELLO LAURA!
WHERE'S MY AX?
I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYY Edition

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Meanwhile:

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groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/WK0SzIaiN0k
youtube.com/watch?v=OL7Yk0y71e8
noisey.vice.com/en_ca/article/pg78ky/the-killers-mr-brightside-not-left-uk-charts-since-2004
groups.google.com/forum/?nomobile=true#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/ZYbXGrtwDAw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

briggs

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CHARLOTTE BEST GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st for jumping man

DOUGIE JONES HATES NIGGERS

:c

HAHAHAHAHAHA SLOW MOTHERFUCKER

[strums ascending C Major arpeggio near you]

Remember, guys, Gordon is going to make shit happen in Season 3!
youtu.be/SfPv57KBpJI?t=40s
>Evil screaming with a blurred picture of Gordon
>Foreshadowing the flashback nuke scene with his amazing whistling skills
>References the Red Room statue when talking about Shelly
>The leaked script where Gordon has a dream and something speaks to him

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CUTE

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Why did he suddenly appear in his restroom dressed in ancient flight gear? Did he travel back in time?

If lynch actually writes himself as such a major character he'll forever be cemented as a hack

How can Moira even compete

How is Ray going to die? Make your bets.

he was probably away for like 30 years in non-earth time

>Ben Horne rewrites history for a Confederate victory
>Now Abe Lincoln is the villain
What did they mean by this?

'no'

living room* sorry

fuck off lynch

She can't.

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Dougie cobra strike

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>It was originally Big Ed who was supposed to have an eyepatch, not Nadine

I believe he was in some sort of "fabricated reality" like Dougie Coop.

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drowned in pee

>This Sunday
NANI?

What the fuck. I had forgotten about that.

She deserved the soapsock. Bitch.

>comentarios

Fuck off, spic.

Probably a mistake. Hopefully not, waiting a week is already too long.

>not even Kyle knows

>No Nu-Peaks this week

Why even live?

Meanwhile, on 1990 /tpg/...

I wanna FUCK Lara Flynn Boyle

>me gusta
>comentar
>compartir

Who sits like that or plays guitar in that position? God James can't do anything right

Coffee and pie fags are not BTFO... :(

I hope Jack Nance dies. I might kill him myself someday.

t. Lynch

Can't wait to find out how's Annie.

What? THIS MAKES NO SENSE. Gotta google that.

groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/WK0SzIaiN0k

But how did he have time to trick him?

David, no!

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Meanwhile, over on /r/twinpeaks...

youtube.com/watch?v=OL7Yk0y71e8

how do you locate the s2 finale posts? I want to see how people reacted

> I'm really hung
up on the diner scene. What was the point of it, everyone's wondering.
Audrey dancing is definitely the strangest thing to happen in the series.

reddit is the fucking worst

why hasn't Sarah Palmer killed herself? she's gone through a ton of shit

First for Dougie.

TRUE DOUGIE

that was actually pretty good. am i turning into reddit?

>"Mr. Brightside" by the Killers

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY HASN'T THAT SONG FALLEN INTO OBSCURITY YET

Jesus Christ. What kind of autistic do you have to be to make a fucking Killers music video out of this show, and that's coming from a /tpg/ regular

noisey.vice.com/en_ca/article/pg78ky/the-killers-mr-brightside-not-left-uk-charts-since-2004

Blame the Brits, it's been in their Top 100 charts since fucking 2004.

Mr Brightside is a commonly memed to death song. I don't know if it's more a UK thing because every club over here plays it every fucking night

>read some of the posts
>looks like it was a nicer, healthier time, everyone seems polite and genuinely interested
>one has a relatively distinct name, Sho Kuwamoto
>google him
>he's alive, with twitter full of blacklivesmatter cultural marxism retweets

Eh

Internet was a mistake

Just makes me miss Eric Roberts.

I enjoyed that. Please don't hit me.

The coordinates are to the Trinity bomb site. Godspeed You! Black Emperor at the roadhouse confirmed.

"When You Were Young" (and the album Sam's Town) is the Patrician choice re: the Killers desu

you stupid fucking nigger, you made me think eric roberts was dead for a moment

I hate that bands stupid fucking name

This is from Silver Bullet, you asshole.

>a Born to Run ripoff is the patrician's choice
what did he mean by this?

Richard runs at night.

Sheryl Lee is CUTE, kind, sweet and all-around a nice person!

I want to kill her and wrap her in plastic! :3

Mess with the filters and search for posts from around the time the finale aired. Like this one, where some guy got LYNCHED:
groups.google.com/forum/?nomobile=true#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/ZYbXGrtwDAw

Why does it say "GOD'S PEE" in the bottom?

That's not very nice, user

>Born to Run ripoff
yep, and that's exactly why its their best work.

making a C-grade Springsteen album is better than any "original" work they could come up with themselves

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Nebraska is the best Springsteen album

>anons talking about Bruce Springsteen

Just what /tpg/ needs: more Dadrock

That creation sequence in episode 8.

Amazing.

>The crybabies who are moaning on the net that Lynch/Frost did not spoon
fed them a TV pablum finale tied up in a pretty bow are a bunch of
wimps! Good art stimulates the mind and is not necessarily "pretty" or
"pat"! I say that it is fine that there are many unanswered questions
left, especially a huge humdinger of a question. All this discussion
shows just how much peoples minds have been stimulated! Think of what
Cooper and Briggs faced! The crybabies mental anguish is about as
significant as an pine weasel fart in a forest with noone to hear it.

What if Bruce takes over for Bowie and plays Jeffries?

And 25 years later, it is happening again.

Who is BOB killing this time?

probably worked out a deal with the warden

DO8gheu watch WWE

Reminder that Laura should be used only as a cum dumpster

BOB, please

>malick-esque

>Malick did it in 2011

based Malick

nah Malick got Lynched and I'm a Malick fan

They did a good job covering the bulge all things considered

My face
that coochie

What would happen if Mark Frost killed David Lynch? What would that do to Twin Peaks going forward? Would they still air the episodes on the same schedule? Would they not air it at all?

it was put in there to cement audrey's place as best girl

your mouth
bob's cum

Frost, please don't kill Lynch.

What are you planning, Mark? Spit it out

nothing beats the taste sensation when my face *bam*
collides with that coochie

just let go of david and i'll buy your shitty book

hey hey hey a mans gotta do what mans gotta do for some coochie