Alone on a Friday night?

>alone on a Friday night?

I've spent so many friday nights alone I couldn't possibly give a shit anymore.

guess its time to eat my own cum

I have work tomorrow

Fuck off norman.

Didn't get paid this month.

This
Still drinking beers, though

just like you.

oh I didn't realize it was friday

>tfw only working weekends

I'm quitting after sunday, need to get fucked up next weekend

fpbp

I feel ya, last time I got fucked up was over a month ago and I haven't been able to see any of my friends for the past couple weeks.

>spend friday night eating tendies and shitposting next to gf
>gonna have sex with her later
Life is good

I am going to mix whisky and orange juice because there is nothing else to mix with.

Roast me

>friday night
its 9:30 in the morning user

I'm going into the military in not that long, didn't really feel like working a dead-end lifeguard job for the rest of the summer

Lmao what a no life gf
Even worse thsn you kek

That sounds truly vomit inducing. Good luck.

I have this friend that spends all this time with his gf, it's pretty fucking gay
the patrician way is drinking with friends and hooking up with girls a couple of times a week
fuck committing into relationships

It actually isn't as bad as you would think. I have to admit it did make me feel nauseous but that's probably just because of the whisky

someone's gotta do it, I guess

For God's sake man! just drink the whiskey straight

Right? I have a service industry job cutting meat at a grocery store. So it's right back at it at 6 AM tomorrow.

I'm going to eat chinese food, drink a couple beers, and pass out watching baseball.

>tfw still gonna finish these buzzballz and bacardi

>just drink the whisk
Im too much of a puss

>couple of beers
>pass out watching baseball

Is baseball really that boring it makes you pass out? Or Amerifats really like the movies where they're drunk and pass out after two beers?

Man these threads so refreshing. I'm so glad I'm not a normalfag because your lives seem so shallow and ugly. Thanks for the reminder.

>muh friends
>muh alcohol
>muh pussy

I feel sorry for you,honestly. It's funny how I once wanted to be like you guys but I'm so glad I chose a different path.

I'm a raging alcoholic and I've burned every bridge I ever had with anyone close to me. You faggots are the only people who will speak to me outside of work.

passing out is american slang for falling asleep I don't really intend to get drunk off a couple beers.

Just pleasantly buzzed.

Oi oi oi!

>havent had a friend in over a decade
>spend friday night like every other night
>>alone
help

Bad baito, you just want to be called autistic

kek, whatever makes you sleep at night buddy

fox and the grapes, the post

You have to help yourself, we can't help you

Fuck these normalfags man, you're cool by me as long as you're not some incel that's actually

how old are you guys?

I work at a Deli and have to be there at 5 every morning. Feels bad man

Yeah, now you live with no real income and no prospects for the future.

>OJ and whiskey
Just drink it on the rocks

Do you even have friends anymore?

I'm with explosive diarrhea.

It's 1am and I just got in. Now what?

I didn't pull, sorry lads.

stop wallowing in self pity, do something about your situation faggot

but how? and do what?

>Do you even have friends anymore?
i have not had a single friend for over a decade. i'm socially retarded,