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hi i like australia do you like australia

yes

not a fan of mexicans/name fags
wish they would leave

going to work for a defence company
every single runt i've mentioned that to has felt the need to enquire about the ethics of such endeavour for some reason

smart froggie

im only 1/4 french and know a little bit of it, because who wanna learn that shit language

fuck grandma lmao

are we gonna make it?

essential /brit/core kino
This is England
Threads
Kes
Snatch
Bronson

any more?

do you think that's ethical?

whoever made this got it so perfectly

fuck off wetback

How do I know what I have a passion for lads

shaun of the dead

make what?

don't care

Devvo

i support you

The only rational decision in life is to be selfish.

is it ethical to not care?

>ethics

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I am white

anyone reading these idiots posts?

*blows runt whistle*

why is the north so kinographic?

Victoria & Abdul

I've never been so fucking depressed

Why the fuck is the DISGUSTING terrone poster here

it's the stark contrast of nature with dilapidated heavy industry of the past

Off with yourself

same

grim up north

I'm always here cara

try blowing your brains out

>ywn be a working class northern lad in the 70s and 80s
am devastated

i would like to live in a warm climate

added large amounts of hot sauce to my omlette lads

hate yanks

HATE em

irresponsible

sure thing edgelord

imagine having 24+ images saved because you don't like someone on the internet

love the anti-yank brit

Thread smells like corn syrup and fluoride lads

fucking hell lads, i can't remember the accents being this thick
i can barely understand them
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heeeeeeeeeee
he he heee heee heeeee

*sniffs armpits and looks around*

Is Morrissey the best lyricists in history?


A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine

So we go inside and we gravely read the stones
All those people, all those lives
Where are they now?
With loves, and hates
And passions just like mine
They were born
And then they lived
And then they died
It seems so unfair
I want to cry

You say : "'Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn"
And you claim these words as your own
But I've read well, and I've heard them said
A hundred times (maybe less, maybe more)
If you must write prose/poems
The words you use should be your own
Don't plagiarise or take "on loan"
'Cause there's always someone, somewhere
With a big nose, who knows
And who trips you up and laughs
When you fall
Who'll trip you up and laugh
When you fall

You say : "'Ere long done do does did"
Words which could only be your own
And then produce the text
From whence was ripped
(Some dizzy whore, 1804)

A dreaded sunny day
So let's go where we're happy
And I meet you at the cemetry gates
Oh, Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So let's go where we're wanted
And I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
But you lose
'Cause weird lover Wilde is on mine

*shoots you for having less than 24 yank images*

Went to a place called wythenshawe in Manchester today, unspeakably grim place

no

Stim psychosis is creeping up lads haha.

Pattern on my wall is currently sliding toward the ceiling.

He's a pompous arrogant twat and a raging closet homo virgin

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hmm
some sort of interwar housing estate is it?

What horror

manchester is fucking dire

isn't that where the airport is
been there a few times

It is, but plenty of even worse places, such as Liverpool and Birmingham

why is england so ugly compared to mainland europe

is it the war?

odd how boards get worse the bigger they become

Abos and bleeding hearts want us to change the date of Australia day 'because it causes so much pain to the Aboriginal community in celebrating an invasion'

Business idea: no

Stood in dog shit wearing my new air force ones
Absolute piss take

ur mum got worse as she she got bigger too lmao

nah liverpool is chavvy as fuck but the people are friendly, it's mostly clean, lots to do etc
manchester is like an irish hull

Dangerous and down right stupid

it will change though, unfortunately

we spent all of our money post world war 2 on nukes and failing to keep our dying empire together, so we didn't have much leftover for houses
also anglo fecklessness and lazy work ethic

industrialisation followed by a population boom followed by war
even now there's a housing shortage so there's no interest in making the country more beautiful

Um do you have a single reason to back that up honey. 75% of Australians are fine with the current date

he wasnt taking a personal stab at you so dont get triggered make yourself look childish

ur mum got bigger when I came inside her and then 6 months later I dropkicked her down the stairs and she almost had a miscarriage, the baby was saved but had severe brain damage
and that's how you were born, son

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84473064
moths, flame

wanna talk about it hun?

yanks have no banter and get easily offended

about how daddy touched you as a child?

>Population book
>25% over 60 years
Whoa....

Try a 150% increase like Australia has had, hunny x

75% of australians polled do because they're over the age of 18 and have associated that current date with it. there's an enormous movement to change it, bigger than ever before and it will get to a point where that will be a new hot topic for government. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if it's changed within the next decade as it becomes more and more associated with what is already an increasing amount of historical revision. This shit was barely even uttered when I was 18, now it's a lot more prominent and even the hottest 100 (arguably most synonymous thing for young people and Australia day) is gone.

They're the most thin skinned people in the world
I had no clue how insecure they were until coming on here

*banters u*
*doesn't get offended @ ur weak retorts*
heh

*stands in the way of brexit*

Genuinely curious
Is the average Aussie racist?
Like, what do they think of blacks
Is the whole Australia is racist thing a meme?

hello nigger

WHEN gold, man's sacred deity, did smile,
My friends were plenty, and my sorrows few j
Mirth, love, and bumpers did my hours beguile,
And arrowed Cupids round my slumberiflew.

just admit you guys have 0 talent for the fine arts

I second this

What shepherd then could boast more happy
days?
My lot was envied by each humbler swain
;
Each bard in smooth eulogium sung my praise,
And Damon listened to the guileful strain.

Flattery, alluring as the Syren's lay,
And as deceitful thy inchanting tongue,
How have you taught my wavering mind to
stray,
Charmed and attracted by the baneful song?

My pleasant cottage, sheltered from the gale,
Arose with moss, and rural ivy bound
And scarce a floweret in my lowly vale,
But was with bees of various colours crown'cL

Free o'er my lands the neigb'ring flocks could
roam;
How welcome were the swains and flocks to
me!
The shepherds kindly were invited home,
To chace the hours in merriment and glee*

mexico AND france AND a namefag
is there a worse poster?

Me

To wake emotions in the youthful mind,
Strephon with voice melodious tun'd the
song
;
Each sylvan youth the sounding chorus joined,
Fraught with contentment 'midst the festive
throng.
My clustering grapes compens'd their magie
skill,
The bowl capacious swelPd in purple tide j
To shepherds, liberal as the chrystal rill,
Spontaneous gurgling from the mountain's
side*
But ah! these youthful sportive hours are fled
5
These scenes of jocund mirth are now no
more

me when i see an amerimutt

Ultimate shitposter royal rumble roster:

>Australia
>Indonesia
>Brazil
>Japan
>Poland
>Bulgaria
>Finland
>Greece
>Austria

places in the country with well kept older architecture genuinely look nice
it's negligence rather than lack of talent

mexico AND france AND a namefag AND a dbz shitter
is there a worse poster?

Me

I fucking hate this namefag

>is there a worse poster?
The yank

where is turkiye

>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg

t. a turk

if you wanna see negligence with old architecture go to italy or mexico

wouldnt be surprised if in 10 years st peters basilica is painted with graffiti desu

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