Character hangs out with her girlfriends

>character hangs out with her girlfriends
>they make fun of their boyfriends penis sizes
>one of them boasts about her boyfriend's 9 incher
>all of them gasp
anyone love it when dicklets get BTFO in tv shows?

Oh yeah

This post made me feel insecure about my penis size (small) and now I am sad and upset

I'm a bit above average and have never had any complaints. I also dont perform oral

Im sure there are tons of autistic men who cant speak to a woman that are well hung that arent part of this image

>tons of autistic men who cant speak to a woman that are well hung
nice strawman there m8

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I come to this shithole because people leak shit not for actual discussion. Mostly mobile while im bored at work

I have no issues talking to women

Women don't care about penis size. They actually care about a guy's personality.

Who /dicklooksfuckingweirdwhensoft/ here?

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25 kissles virg 5 in dick pity me

I've heard it said that hardness was just as important to a woman's pleasure during sex than penis size/girth. Add into that body size and endurance probably factor into the equation as well.

literally every guy

I'm a 27yo touchless virgin and my dick is 7 inches, my balls are huge and I cum abnormal loads and can last hours fucking my onahole.

And no its not a joke, I'm really a kissless touchless 27yo virgin.

doesn't matter, a big dick with a semi has the same if not more blood than a fully hard average dick. and when it's compressed in the pussy, it feels hard

Damn you

Living the dream.

Yeah, most guys can't last for more than 2 minutes.

>this bullshit
Women want hard dicks user. Not fucking sponges.

lol
I'm not wrong and you know it
not only does a big dick have the same amount of blood or more than an average dick, once he starts fucking, it's gonna become fully hard.

t. personal experience
big dicks only look semi when nothing is happening, but once it gets stimulated, it gets fully hard.

Not really, have to walk around with big bulge all the time because my libido is annoying as fuck.
and everyone is staring at it, even children.
I cum such big loads that my whole room is blasted in semen, this stuff shoots like in several bursts 3/4 meter out of my dick and richochets on the tissues and goes everywhere, cleanup isna bitch.

also many pants and underwear feels too tight in the crotch area.

orgasms are mindblowing and addictive and my penis bothers me many times a day wanting to get stroked which takes too much time from my day.

And onahole break all the time.

So no Big dick also brings big dick problems

>it's another user with an "internet average" dick
talk to me when you're 9 inches or longer

Yeah we believe you faggot. It's not unbelievable at all.

t. bullshit
I'm a woman. Keep your floppy semi away from me.

sure thing dicklet
no woman actually gets angry at people making fun of dick size

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now you remember the pic of that virgin guy with a desfigured 10 inch dick after being mutilated by jew doctors at birth

>it's a pencil tries to convince themselves women care about length episode

>7 inches
confirmed for dicklet. no winder you're still a virgin

know your place white boi, know your place

white women love black men. They love their BBC, they love their body. They love everything about them.

You can't win with them. Just step aside, you'll never satisfy any woman with that little small white dick of yours

>it's a chode who thinks all long dicks are skinny
sorry m8, if the dick is long, then it's likely thick as fuck.

t. 9.2" length 6" girth

kek

>tfw 60 inch cock with the girth of a fucking tree trunk
EVOLVED TO B R E E D

fag

>constantly talk about length
>having it pointed out to you that length means shit to women
>b-b-but I'm super thick, too!

it's because I don't have to, a long dick is already thick, it's a given. boasting about both length and girth is redundant.

but unfortunately, girthfags get butthurt over it.
what's your girth user since you're so proud of it.

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pity you?

are there black guys in universities?

I have a ten incher and every girl I've dated left me because it was too big

why are dicklets so pathetic that they falseflag about their dick size?

>giant balls and abnormal amounts of cum
That's hot, I'd fuck you.
If you really want to get laid, get wasted at an anime convention.
Sex will never help you stop hating yourself, though.

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I know it's all BS, but who pushes the ruler that far in to measure themselves? There's no way you'd get all that for penetration anyway

fag

it's how the 5.17" average was measured

How big is Han Solo's penis, canonically?

>tfw micro
A fate worse than death.

fds

>Trying to 'please' a woman

They never know what they want.

>its a dick thread

>he has difficulty ejaculating
lmao, it's easy to cum, the real satisfying challenge is to make a woman cum

this is why i like Sup Forums roasties can't fish for attention there
Sup Forums mods=gods
wish the /r9k/ mods where the same

just jerk off directly into the trash can

>being this insecure that white guys always gets the girl in the end

stop posting the old version

how insecure does one have to be to make posts like this?

how insecure do you have to be to get baited by a joke?

aren't jokes supposed to attempt humor though

Wow, people today are pretty racist.

facts don't care about your feelings

he only needs to be a white boy, they are so insecure it's hilarious

>Wow, white men are buttmad about the preference of their women

fixed that for you

>tfw solid 7incher
>but not really thick
>points down even when hard
>bent downwards
>veins very visible
>fordyce spots

Still a virgin cause I'm afraid the girl is gonna throw up when she sees it

>tfw 4.5
>ordinary girth
>ugly dark circumcision scar
>still got a gf and fucked lots
>also a fat, balding piece of shit
You can do it senpai

most white girs I know would rather date a Paco then a Jamaal

Thank you but I still hate myself

Less than 4% in California and that's with affirmative action.

>I know
you don't know them. You think you do, but you don't.

this gives me hope. please be true.

keep spamming Sup Forums with your autistic graphs while your girl gets pounded by my 4 inch wonder

I got 8 inches non pubic bone pressed, so I reckon I got 8.5 for statistical purposes :^)

Honestly the only reaction I've had was "is it really xl? i guess it is.." (because yeah i did talk dick size earlier that night - cringe etc., but hey it was good enough to go with her home after the party)

anyway, point being that you are all screwed and you will never feel adequate.

nah nigga, anyone under 9 inches will never feel adequate

It's true man. Go get em

>wanting the woman to have pleasure

haha cucks

I don't understand this mind set.
If you personally can't pleasure your own woman, she's gonna seek it elsewhere making you the cuck. It's not even hard to pleasure yourself, the fun comes from pleasuring the woman.

You thinking about their pleasure leads down a slippery slope that inevitably ends in cuckoldry. I'm not even being a meming faggot. Go read the stories on the r/cuckold.

I'm a fat fuck but when I push my fatmound down it measures around 5.7-6"

I'm hopeless I figure

ffs

>yellow dude- 9inches the PERFECT penis size
>yellow dick - 8.5inches the PERFECT penis size

So literally this infograph can't even make up it's OWN damn mind lol

>half an inch makes that much of a difference

>5'11 detected

fuck you

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cunt

>tfw short and small penis
am i gonna make it bros

keep circlejerking about small penises with the other anons and you probably will

nope

>tfw ~6" and give my gf multiple orgasms consistently

>tfw 6 inches
>see this thread
>post about how good my dick so that I'll feel less insecure about it

ok

You're dead kid

>posting the chart that cites women's health as a source

got me

the operative word being "date"

women like black men for one night stands. they'll take the (tall and handsome) Ryan Gosling type white guy for the long term relationships, but when they are ovulating and drunk, their bodies gravitate them to the nearest high-T black guy. the value of black men to white women is their genes.

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How does this image even get serious replies?
It was posted countless times, we told you that it was made by that microdicked mentally ill canadian cuckold

sage

>the value of black men to white women is their genes

Did you know black people are genetically more likely to carry variations of the MAOA gene that are linked with antisocial and violent behavior?

Did you know black people are likely to have a mutation in their hemoglobin gene, causing sickle cell disease?

Did you know Africans have a genetic trait that makes them more susceptible to HIV?

Their genes aren't worth shit, faggot.

it's not fair bros

honestly if your dick isn't at least 8"x6" you should kys

as a trap maybe