Most useless combat units in film

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The Great Wall is a great figurative and literal pleb filter.

Die hard swat team.

did these scrubs kill a single orc between them

Entry team from The Rock

>tfw you cannot give that order
>tfw you will not give that order

the battle shows like 2 or 3 or deaths at the hands of these soldiers, mostly its just these guys getting slaughtered. The archers actually kill some things surprisingly, faramir is the only one shown getting kills in osgiliath, basically they were trying to make it look as grim as possible.

Gondor was far more competent in the books. It was so good that they essentially filled the role the ghosts filled in the movie and saved the day at the end.

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I know its TV but these guys deserve a special mention for their baffling shittiness

To be fair though, they were outmanned, outgunned, didnt have any good cover and more importantly, fought against an enemy holding the high ground.

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Also, /ourguy/ liked it.

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These poor bastards, seemed like a really efficient way to get rid of your most skilled soldiers.

a good unit, much less an elite one, never would have allowed themselves to be in that situation in the first place

why do gooks and nips have the absolute most autistic story concepts? do they really think this is cool? a bunch of brightly colored, goofy hat wearing people all jumping down in sync to kill like 1 of the trillion monsters attacking the wall, and then get eaten?

They were in that position because of bad intel

high skill levels are a liability for china

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secret service in pic related

and poor recon - which falls on the unit leader

well, they're eunuchs. how well do you expect dudes with literally 0 test to fight?

The entire army of Val Verde was wiped out by a single Commando

the unit leader trusted the recon of the guy investigating the sewer grate.

I know they were facing the manifestation of all evil, but still

You could assume they actually had no idea how to fight those things because it happens every so fucking long so they just had all sort of shit ready for it and see which sticks.

>all that build up and hype with the drums
>they just drop and start wailing at random at the aliens
should've known better and stop watching there but the pleb in me didn't gave a fuck

you dad needs to get better taste in movies

Colonial marines in Aliens

Have their ever been jobber units that could actually fight well?

Has any film been able to pull this off?

Yeah it was a waste. All they did was do a flip and jump down to their deaths.

Well atleast the death scenes made me hard

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How has no one posted the most obvious one yet?

>everyone is left-handed

Has this shot been reversed?

Especially considering the next night they just deployed spinning blades at the base of the wall that did the same job but like a million times better.

Christ that was an awful scene. It was like a 14yo texted it in.

I could never get past 30 mins in to that movie. Not sure why.

>1977+40
>not being left handed

theyre culling the left handed, its a chinese conspiracy

>entire secret service runs out the white house front door into a terrorist machine gun

are you telling me that this wouldn't be standard procedure in the event of a white house siege?

And then the poor bastards trying to take off with the balloons. This movie was all about assisted suicide.

>losing to children armed with fruit and poultry

I dunno if this scene was supposed to be comedic or not but i found it hilarious

>losing the crusade 9 out of 10 times

what did they do exactly? could've just spammed archers all day

>when one of the writers is a guro/vore fetishist

They had explosives, enough time to build a giant wall, and knew exactly where the monsters were coming from.
Why the hell didn't they just wire up the entire canyon floor and blow the shit out of the horde during the first swarm?

Paul Verhoeven

>female warriors
>failing miserably
accurate tbqh senpai

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Well the kid was the grand reaper.

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Every Jaeger in Pacific Rim other than Gipsy Danger and Striker Eureka.

They literally all died fucking instantly. It was such a letdown.

Because they slaughtered Tantive IV pretty good.

WRONG. IT was the nigger that made them die

>nigger tells the best Jaeger to stand down while Russia and Chinese get destroyed by a high ass category monster
>nigger lets them die
>nigger pilots best Jaeger to bottom of sea
>instead of fighting he'd rather suicide
>still doesn't kill the fucking thing

Anyone else would have kept them alive

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>1977+40
>equals 2007
>it is currently 2017

Fucking retard

They actually killed people though

0/10

I can't tell if this is bait or if you're actually retarded.

Literally who? Jyn's mom? They lose every fight

>movie finally depicts Persian Immortals
>Immortals are le scary monsters cosplaying as samurai
>Get beaten by manlets in underwear
What did they mean by this?

They fucking wrecked the initial Rebel team and played clean-up even when Rebels kept dropping troops.

These dudes killed 3 named characters in Star Wars, and that's a goddamned feat for faceless grunts in these movies.

What movie?

T R A N S C E N D E N T A U T I S M

time bandits

>build great wall across all china
>lizards just dig tunnel under it
>they have lizards too.
LMAO
Retarded chinese people.

Thanks babe

I'll raise you

When I was a kid the thought of a robot loosing control and deciding to kill you anyway scared the shut out of me. Was very psychological

They never did anything significant.

is that from robocop?

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They're keepers of the peace, not soldiers

>that one dumbass who jumped directly into the purple barrier
tip top lel

lmao

In ep 3 are these guys comedic?

THE ROBOT DOESN'T LOSE CONTROL IT JUST RUNS PROGRAM.
/fassbinder

did you forget the r2d2 scene?
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Why can't you stop shouting Sup Forums every time nigger is posted, nigger?

>Sup Forums is always wrong

tribalism niggers like you go to Sup Forums m8.

Robocop 2 has a few failed prototypes off themselves in funny ways.