>spends year fighting chinks in vietnam
>gets legs blown off and life ruined for 20 years
>deep depression and bitterness
>marries a chinese woman
what was his problem?
Spends year fighting chinks in vietnam
James Torres
Dominic Wilson
Fuck you.
Lt. Dan was KINO material.
Aaron King
Maybe he misses those viet prostitutes
Zachary Wilson
MAJICK LAYGS
Tyler Nguyen
>not enjoying brutal hate fucking on a nightly basis
plebeian taste really
Lincoln Wilson
LEWTENNANT DAN
Mason Richardson
Why does he look like former Virginia Senator and war hero, Jim Webb?
Caleb Lewis
It took me about 20 years after I first saw the flick as a kid, to realize the significance of Lt. Dan marrying a gook as him making peace with his anger from the war and (((embracing the diversity))). That was a big headslap.
At the time I just took it as as a matter of course that he might marry some asian woman and didn't pay it any further mind.
Matthew Foster
damn that makes sense..
Kayden Murphy
>Be me in middle school
>Women's studies major Niggress history teacher let's us watch Forrest Gump
>During this scene yell out that he bought a Asian mail order bride
>Niggress teach flips her shit
>All male class laughs at her
Why are women so inferior to men?
Jonathan Sullivan
he didnt walk so good, until he became a cyborg.
Grayson Powell
>lt. dan invested in Apple in what...the late 70s
God they'd be really fucking rich now.
James Long
most vietnam vets developed yellow fever fucking locals
Jackson Gray
fyi: jim webb married an asian woman
Sebastian Taylor
Am I the only one who still gets choked up over Bubba's death?
He deserved better.
Lincoln Garcia
>LEWTENNINT DAYUN
Jaxson Walker
spoilers fucking faggot
Jaxon Ortiz
How can anyone not have seen this movie?
Kayden Stewart
>All male class laughs at her
>laughs at her
>her
Sure
Camden Harris
I wanna go home
;_;
Alexander Long
>marries a chinese woman
that's a beta white cucks do
Benjamin Hall
By far the saddest moment of the movie.
Jeremiah Diaz
>what was his problem?
I don't know, why don't you tell us faggot?
Jason Jackson
Maybe someone here hasn't turned 13 yet and their mom won't let them see it.
Kayden White
It's so surreal to think that very well could have been Dave Chappelle
Lucas Hughes
He also told Forest that the day he became a shrimp boat captain he would become an astronaut, and his legs ended up being made of the same things the space shuttles were made of.
>Magic Legs...
Andrew Miller
That would be ridiculous, his face is too goofy
Jose Brooks
Makes watching Con Air kind of funny.
Jason Morgan
Hope you enjoyed it when she marked your grades lower than she usually would because she hates you, fucking retard.