It's time to settle this once in for all

it's time to settle this once in for all

who was best girl, Sup Forums

pinecucks are free to participate but shouldn't get their hopes up

It DEFINITELY wasn't lisa.

>not wanting the secret slutfu who can barely contain her lust

i respectfully disagree sir

it's actually ramona

>smoking
what a waste

> thinks she gives better sex than the redhead.
I don't want to live anymore user.

>Lisa smokes
>Ramona smokes
>Envy smokes

only knives and kim are pure

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>Talking shit about Kim
Man, I love Lisa
But don't be mean to the Pinebro's. We're bros, bro

>Kim will never knee-jerk frown at you

it's crazy how tsundere she is for scott

Oh hey dipper

forgot this

Damn it, stop making me want to re-read Scott pilgrim
I still need to re-buy Vol 2 after I lost it in a move

it's too late for that user

i always did think it was weird that Ramona loves Kim but immediately feels threatened by Lisa

Kim suffers from "best friend" syndrome where everyone just sees her as a friend of Scott
Meanwhile, Lisa suffers from "Oh shit, she's hot" syndrome where everyone sees her as a threat
Not to say that Kim isn't cute. Put the forks down

Ramona wanted to bone her. She offered a threesome in the next-to-last book.

"Just a phase" she says
That's phase is pretty deep rooted, Ramona!

everyone thinks kim is a cute

that's why ramona keeps trying to wrangle a threesome

>being so insecure you have to hate on other people's choices

>Spin off of Scott Pilgrim where it's a time skip
>Ramona is still trying to bag Kim

>Ramona is already thinking about bailing on Scott after what Knives told her
>gets drunk with Kim all night and tries to low-key bang her
>when that doesn't work out drunkenly fucks Scott anyway
>waits until he's passed out to whip out the "DID YOU CHEAT ON ME" accusation

ramona is the worst

Wallace.

News at 11

I like Kim's feet

its really hard to see her appeal
this is coming from someone who has a slight preference to damaged goods

>yfw there is never a sequel
>no Joseph and Stills being exactly like Julie and Stills
>no Young Neil banging Stacy Pilgrim
>Ramona will never get to bang Kim
>Knives will never return from college with a bunch of evil exes of her own

>no scott
this could actually work.

>Knives will never return from college with a bunch of evil exes of her own
>Implying Knives won't actually date Young Neil for serious and actually become a good couple

>Put Scott in the title
>Sequel features the whole cast
>The only Scott's that show up are Other Scott and Nega Scott

she seems pretty pleasant and fun when she's not having one of her glow meltdowns or being vindictive

scott also clearly has a thing for cold bitchy girls because Ramona is pretty similar to Envy

Why not just fuck ALL the girls?
Just do a whole Kanye West "Famous" spread of everybody in bed or something.

>Young Neil getting with anyone that isn't Stacy

it's like you missed the whole last comic where they eyefuck each other

she's adorable when she's being a girlfriend but it doesnt seem like thats often
but in all honesty thats probably just scott's fault
I guess my biggest problem with her is basically the concept of her character and the story in general
the fact that she cant face her problems and just fucking leaves

>Ramona is pretty similar to Envy
I don't see that, really, i mean, Ramona was a bitch in the movie, but in the comic she was actually pretty lovable, she only was a bitch because of the whole head glow shit

whose talking about fucking

See , , , , , , , and .

sex is a factor in the conversation but not the main point

lots of girls have sexy phases dude

Hey man, have you seen Roxie?
It might've been a phase, but the lingering effects

Maybe, but I'd still fuck 'em all.

most people would

Why choose?

Ramona
>somewhat distant/cold on first approach
>reveals herself to be a little nicer, but also sarcastic once you get to know her
>history of cheating
>the dominant person in the relationship
>holds Scott to double standards
>doesn't want to own up to her own bullshit
>enjoys teasing Scott a lot, but this at times becomes mean spirited
>goes through appearance changes constantly

Envy
>also distant at first
>also has cheated in the past
>does reveal herself to be nicer once scott gets to know her
>the dominant person in the relationship
>literally takes over control of the band
>goes through a major identity change
>actively cheats on Scott

they're not exactly the same but there's a lot of common things in both girls that scott seems to be into

DELETE THIS

looks like they've already chosen there bub. Wait your turn.

>tfw i realize that Scott eventually told Ramona about this, and that's why she tried liquoring Kim up in book 5

OTP
>Tfw this went nowhere
>Tfw not even implications
I miss the game

>i always did think it was weird that Ramona loves Kim but immediately feels threatened by Lisa
Nah, i can see that, some girls just hit it off with each other even tho they had history with the dude one of them is currently dating and still feel threatened by a friend of his who never actually had anything with him
Example: My girlfriend fucking loves my ex(even suggested a threesome when she was drunk, she's also the reason i actually don't hate my ex anymore, etc) and hates one of my college friends because she's jealous as fuck of her even though we never even kissed before
It's weird, it happens tho

>Scott off-handily telling Ramona about how Kim totally made out with Knives
>Accidentally awoke Ramona's predatory instinct after hearing that Kim is in a way bi

any romance that isn't about scott gets glossed over because scott doesn't notice or care

see:

>Stills fucking Joseph and coming out as captain homo
>Knives having a crush on Stephen before he tells her the truth
>Young Neil getting his heart broken by Knives and dating nubile asian teens on the rebound
>Ramona wanting to fuck Kim, as has been brought up
>Kim's boyfriend who cheats on her with the roommate from the video store

Whoa, what? Anyone have it saved?

>Think Ramona is worst girl
>Mfw i realize reading this that she is literally the girl i've been dating for the past 6 months
oh shit

>Young Neil getting his heart broken by Knives and dating nubile asian teens on the rebound
This was fucking hilarious though
Terrible, but hilarious

didn't the books establish that deep down Ramona is just a bratty sub though

post the smek.

KIM. IT'S FUCKING KIM OK? MOVE ON PEOPLE.

More like a power bottom

She's gotta be a switch. No way she dates a guy like Scott and is a hard sub.

> posts fat white guy on toilet
Nigga nobody wanted to see that. Just ruined my boner just saying.

I think it's the sense of regret. Kim doesn't care to hook back up with Scott and just wants the best, and Lisa still wonders what could have been. Ramona might've picked up on that and been protective. Unless they're a guy, Ramona is actually a good judge of character.

>when your stupid bf is too drunk but the qtpi next to you is about 15 seconds away from eating some muff

>No way she dates a guy like Scott

she doesn't
scott is a new thing for her
I'm pretty sure they establish that a few times
especially with a "you are the nicest guy I've dated"

You know for a damn if Scott wasn't there that would've been a completely different scene

Cute.

Scott once again killing the buzz. Gayy.

Didn't you know? Scott's Captain Buzzkill

That's the whole point though. Ramona always dates bad boys but then Scott comes along and instead of just accepting her rejection keeps trying to get with her.

In the end she realizes that not only is she a jerk but that she also needs to stop dating jerks too.

Point fair , but she also always broke it up with her dates tho.

unlikely, she probably had to deal with a lot of fetish outfits and orgasm denial while dating gideon

Well, I mean
Gideon's a kinky guy
Not far fetched that she gained a whole lot of fetishes entirely from him

>envy practically begs gideon to fuck her
>he tells her he's too busy

unforgivable

Hey, when you've got shit to do, you've got shit to do

see

How busy do you have to be to not fuck a hot chick like Envy?

Maybe he's not into bitches and whores
Post Ramona

>Gideon ignores Ramona and Envy and treats them like toys
>Scott is infatuated with Ramona and Envy, but tends to forcibly forget anything negative he does

removing envy from the movie's climax was a huge mistake

he treats envy exactly how he treated ramona

he gives them wealth and power but he also has complete control over them, but offers no intimacy or physical attention

that's why ramona is always in some bondage gear when gideon is in her head, and why he talks about how he likes dressing envy up but apparently doesn't ever bang her

Maybe he's into edging
Girls I mean. Maybe him not banging Envy was all part of a master plot to see how much her lust can spike
Which ended up backfiring because he didn't tease her enough to build up the lust

Does that even work?
I thought edging was a guy thing.

>yfw movie envy is best girl

Or not comforting her so she just drops him like a hot fling.

nope

You have to combo it with teasing. Desire and all that jazz

>youshouldsototallycum.gif

evidence

Or maybe he's frigid and the only thing that gives him the spark is the feeling of total control over someone's life.

Gideon is a selfish prick. His satisfaction is all he cares about. He's justifying it here because "it's okay to do what I want if they want it deep down", and that's major dickmove.

uh his plan is to freeze ramona along with all of his other ex girlfriends who dumped him

its pretty safe to say that the dude gets off on total control

>not wanting to see her lonely weeb ass on her college years
I pity you.

Definitely not. Speaking from experience.

Julie is Best movie gurrl

Knives
>young
>eager
>pretty inexperienced and has huge bouts of immaturity

Kim
>hates everyone
>a giant smartass
>100% tsundere
>occassionally reveals her sweet side

Envy
>total ice queen
>wildly successful
>a little batshit crazy
>when she's not putting on some emotional performance actually seems pretty intelligent, funny, and even sensitive

Lisa
>a total flirt
>knows she's attractive and flaunts it
>is a tease, but not in a mean-spirited way
>seems generally pretty peppy and fun to be around

Ramona
>damaged goods 101

i think that covers it

Dunno. Which one has the best tits?

supposedly envy is the "hottest" girl conventionally

but they all look the fucking same so its w/e

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>Which one has the best tits?
Sandra

>you will never kiss a girl and make her this flustered/overwhelmed/turned on

>turned on
wat

She was getting into it, despite herself

I approve of the recent influx of Scott Pilgrim threads

>tfw no Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Animated Series