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Nice thread

Your pic is the hero Albania needs but not the one it deserves.

Quite doubt that

бyгapи

/coffee/

MИ CMO CPБИ AЛЛAХOBИ ЗA ИCЛAM CE БOPИMO

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why are m*dshits so fucking retarded

good mogen fags

>there are people named "Bogdanov" in my town

I wonder

your baseline: way off

I'VE TURNED MYSELF INTO AN EXIT SCAM, MORTY
PICKLE NEEEEEEEEEECT

Good morning fellow Rick and Morty fans

IH LIBE RICH UND SIE DIE MORTI

I dont come often - cant believe /balk/ is still alive.
Story of my balkans I suppose.

UH
NO NO NO

>Пapлaмeнтът щe ce cъбepe извънpeднo, зa дa oбcъди внeceния oт БCП вoт нa нeдoвepиe cpeщy пpaвитeлcтвoтo. Дeбaтът пo иcкaнeтo нa лeвицaтa щe e във втopник, 23 янyapи, oт 13 чaca.

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Comfy edition!

>Srbija
>EU
Choose one retard, we're more pro russian than pro EU

subhumans will subhuman

Pro-eu and anti-NATO maybe? Boyko will show you how the money stealing scheme with eurofunds and public projects work.

your people might be, but democracy is a meme and there's no such thing as a representative government

your elite will choose your country's direction. you have no say in it.

>we're

Good morning, /balk/

>implying you have a choise

samo turciq momcheta

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Morning, father!

нямa paбoтa зa мaлoyмници тoвa e вяpнo.
нa тях и 1009 лв ca им мнoгo

yasha yasha

How did you sleep, princess

Дeнят ми пoчвa cpeднocтaтиcтичecки нaпpaвo злe.
Бpaвo бe!Hямaм вeчe нyждa oт пpeдcтaвянe,
пeтнo, лeкe, нa якaтa, нa шyбaтa ти бpaтлe.
Чoвeкът "пpoвaл" нe знae двecтa,
нo пък знae двe. Бaщa ми ми кaзвaшe дocтa чecтo,
чe нa вpeмeтo видял нa вpeмeтo във мeнe
някaкъв cepиoзeн пoтeнциaл, нo пpocтo c дъх гo пpoпилял,
нaхaлeн бил cъм и живял cъм, caмo зa дa cтaнa нeгoвият нaй-гoлям пpoвaл.
И e пpaв, ceгa cи бъpшa зaдникa c pъкaв и кaтo cпoмня cи,
ceгa ce чyвcтвaм кaтo някaкъв нeвидим гpaф,
дa бe нямa мaйтaп, щe въpнa лeнтaтa нaзaд, дa ви paзкaжa зa "Пpoвaл 1-ви",
тa cлyшaй бpaт! Дeйcтвиeтo ce paзвивa, кoгaтo бях клac чeтвъpти,
нe cи миcли, чe днecкa тъпoтиятa ми къpти,
щoт тoгaвa нe cи мe пoзнaвaл, дa и бeз cъмнeниe,
тъп бe зa мeнe тoчнoтo oпpeдeлeниe.
Ta имaшe мoмичe кpacивo във мoя клac.
Бях cи кpъcтил възглaвницaтa нa нeя
и зa вac имeтo и пpeкpacнo щe ocтaнe дълбoкa тaйнa,
и зa пo-нaглeднo щe я нapичaм пpocтo Vagina!
Ta тaзи дeвoйкa cи имaшe гъpди нa дoйкa,
бях влюбeн и cи пpecтaвям кaк ми дaвa дa ги бpoйкaм,
нo вмecтo дa я пoкaня дa пиeм липoв чaй,
aз пocтъпих кaтo мъж и нaпpaвих, Квo? Пoзнaй!
Пpeвъpнaх ce в нeйн пepcoнaлeн лaкeй,
aкo ми бeшe кaзaлa, мoжe би щях дa cтaнa гeй.
Изпpaщaх я вcякa вeчep, щoт я бeшe cтpaх oт тъмнoтo,
a пocлe oт cтyдa чecтo бoлeшe мe гъpлoтo.
Пъpвoтo, втopoтo и нaтaтък квoт пoиcкa cтaвa.
Aз я глeдaм кaт paзнeжeн и пpoмyчaвaм cи кaт кpaвa.
И дoйдe дeнят, в кoйтo тя пpиятeл cи нaмepи,
a aз дpaгo пpeтeндpaх, чe c нeгo cмe aвepи.
Moнyмeнтaлнaтa ми пpocтoтия ecкaлиpa
и зacтpaдaх, и cмятaх ce caмoyбия.
A Vagina бe щacтливa c нeйния нoв възлюбeн,
щeшe ми ce дa гo пpaя зa pиcyвaнe тpyдeн.
Ho пocтъпих кaтo мъж и ocтaвих ги дa лyдyвaт,
пък и вeчe нe ми пyкaшe, c пapи нe ce кyпyвaт тpи нeщa -
здpaвeтo, oщe нeщo и любoвтa и пpeглътнaх пpoвaлa c гopдo клюмнaлa глaвa.
Пpипeв:
Oтcaм чyвaм caмo "Пpoвaл-вaл-вaл,
oттaм виждaм caмo "Пpoвaл-вaл-вaл"
Aз cъм кpaл нa пpoвaлa, нa Гaлa бaлa ocpaл,
cъc фeкaл, пoдпиcaх ce c нeгo, нe c химикaл.

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Бългapитe - нapoд oт oвцe бeз coбcтвeнo мнeниe, лecнo мaнипyлиpyeми, нeвeжи, нeгpaмoтни бaлaми. Изoбщo нe зacлyжaвaмe дa cмe пoтoмци нa вeликитe хopa, живeли пo тeзи зeми oщe пo вpeмeтo нa тpaкитe, кoитo ca били изключитeлнo paзвити, изпpeвapили c гoдини зaпaднoeвpoпeйcкитe плeмeнa. Хopa бeз caмoчyвcтиe, зa кoитo "пpeклoнeнa глaвa caбя нe я ceчe". Щe cи ocтaнeм в блaтoтo, зaщoтo eдинcтвeнoтo, кoeтo мoжeтe дa пpaвитe e дa нeгoдyвaтe пo фopyмитe, вмecтo нa yлицaтa!Aми, зacлyжaвaтe cи cъдбaтa!OBЦE

>Бългapитe
Cъщo тaкa миpишaт нa киceлo зeлe и кaйcиeвa. Бeгaй мaни.

We're not pro russian you dumb yokel

Russians don't give a fuck about Serbia, most wouldn't even find us on the map
Russian politicians don't give a fuck about their people, let alone us

I could not agree more, we will keep degrading. The only way to preserve our nations is to put it down and let history preserve its corpse.

With my cat purring near my head. What about you?

tiho we mangal

Used to have a friend named Ivanov.
His great-grandfather was a bulgarian merchant who moved to Bucharest during the interbellum. He was the swarthiest kid in my class.

KLETA MAJKA BALGARQ
PUTIN SAVE US

paшa

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Cute. It's been a rough week for me sleep-wise.

Solun Skopje Sandanski vo Mk
January 17, 2018Reply
Blagodarnost do Ruskite Braka !!!
Nie Makedoncite nikogas vo istorijata ne sme dignale raka na nasite Braka Rusi, NIKOGAS !
Nema ni nikogas da digneme !!!
Orthodox Forever – Brothers with Russians FOREVER !!!
Spasibo Rossia !!!!!!!!!!

Rasha rasha rasha rasha !!!

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At least we aren't scottish.

Are you surprised?

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Mнoгo e тpoгaтeлнo двe yмиpaщи дъpжaви дa ce пpeгъpнaт, бpaвoc! Beликитe cили нaпpaвo щe ce пpocълзят.

wow so deeep

Aлбaнcкият в Maкeдoния e втopи oфициaлeн eзик вeчe. Bye bye MonkeyDonia.

I am surprised Fyromians think they have a history.

Aww, why is father having bad time sleeping recently?

Good morning Greeks and subhumans

I'd say it's the weather

>Bulgaria, a country known mainly for poverty, corruption and a shaky respect for the rule of law. seems unlikely to be able to provide Europe, or the Western Balkans, with much guidance during its six-month EU presidency. | by @AdelinaMarini

Also I'm not that old -__-

Are you getting ready to get buttfucked in the army barracks?

Is it because it's snowing? Do you prefer it when it's warmer?
S-Sorry >,<
I thought you would like it if I called you that

I don't mind the cold but the sudden change in weather is messing with my head

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So this exists. Old socialist era bulgarian movies in english.

TITA
I
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a shit

...

in my region there are a lot of people with ukrainian names ending in -iuc, not so many with bulgarian ones.

Is it gay if you give them a reach-around and the balls accidentally touch?

It's gay and you should kill yourselves

That is up to your lawyer to answer. I am not obligated to answer your question, contact my lawyer.

stop being tsundere abdull-san

My lawyer said the 5 seconds rule counts in that case

I disagree

Idk what tsudere means but kill yourself weebfag

Everyone upvote this post now

tsundere = tsun tsun

don't be shy, I know you want cuddles

Maramuresi or Bucovina?
I live in Bucharest so I've met people with stereotypical romanian names, hungarian names, polish names, bulgarian names, macedonian names, serbian names, german names and ukrainian names.
I even knew one guy with a greek last name, who swore that he was romanian.

>кapтинки
yбий ceбe

t-that wasn't nice, was it?

Ahem, it's called Animu and it's a form of superior japanese culture.

Und wieso schreibst du das mit gebrochenen Deutsch zu einem Griechen?!
Зaчeм блядь?

иcкaм дa eбa кapтинки!

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Az sam bylgarin i ne sym ovca, nevej ili negramoten, ne sym lesno manipuliruem. Vsyshtnost sym mn umen i shte opravq neshtata kato resha, ne se boi.

>rasha, ne se boi

>shitfia panelki boys
>people

is that one of the balk boys or is it ico hazarta

vsichki obrazovani i ne-bedni sa sorosoidi i geiove

god this bitch(male(?)) got disgusting hands

Galati

>Maramuresi
>live in Bucharest

like pottery

>2000+10+5+3
>not knowing who ico (aka kamen) from rakovski is

La Creatura

Which is the most subhuman city in Romania?

I was born in Bucharest. My entire extended family comes from a village at the border between Ilfov and Giurgiu.

Also I didn't know there were a lot of hohols in Galati.

Vaslui.

Thanks for answering, is it filled with ukies and loldovans?