ITT: MOVIES THAT ALMOST HAPPENED

Nick Cave's GLADIATOR 2 (2002)

>Maximus awakens in Purgatory after his death in the Coliseum and is approached by the Old Gods to kill Haphaestus, who has turned to Christianity, in exchange for being reunited with his wife and son in Elysium. Maximus locates Haphaestus only to learn that his wife has sacrificed herself so their son Marius could be reborn. Maximus then pledges allegiance to Haphestus in exchange for being revived on Earth.

>Commodus' nephew, Lucius, is now the bloodthirsty captain of the Praetorian Guard and is violently repressing Christians, Marius among them, whom Lucius blames for Rome's decline. Maximus rallies the Christians, including his old friend Juba and Marius' mentor Cassius, in a vicious battle against Lucius and his forces, in which Maximus slays Lucius after he murders Juba, and later departs from Rome for Marius' protection.

>Maximus soon finds out he's become Haphaestus' immortal champion, cursed to fight until the end of the creation. Maximus then serves in numerous conflicts, including World War I, World War II and the Vietnam War, among others, before eventually becoming the U.S. Secretary of Defense during the Iraq War.

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John Sayles' JURASSIC PARK 4 (2006)

>The dinosaurs have escaped from the ruins of Jurassic Park and spread through the world. Mercenary Nick Harris (David Boreanaz) is hired by John Hammond, whose company has been taken over by Grendel Industries, run by Baron Von Drax, to infiltrate Isla Nublar and retrieve the DNA samples stolen by Dennis Nedry, which Hammond intends to use to create a new batch of asexual dinosaurs that can slay the existing dinosaurs and rectify his mistakes.

>In the island, Nick is captured by mercenaries hired by Grendel Industries, who capture and transport him to a secret research center in the Swiss Alps, where Nick meets Dr. Adrian Joyce, a brilliant geneticist who has created five hybrids with traces of human DNA, dog DNA and dinosaur DNA. The hybrids have been commissioned by the United States government as black ops operatives, and, due to his extensive military background, Nick has been selected to train and lead them.

>The Hybrids are named Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes and Spartacus, and can speak, wield guns and operate advanced suits of armor. Nick then leads them in battle against a Mexican drug cartel that has taken over an entire small town in Mexico and threatened to kill its inhabitants if a ransom is not paid.

> In another timeline, people are enjoying the Darren Aronofsky x Frank Miller Batman film.

I want off this planet.

Not going to lie, this sounds awesome as fuck

Absolute fucking kino.

Absolute fucking batshit crazy

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Is Nick Cave real?

I think that Gladiator concept sounds pretty fantastic. I genuinely believe that we will never get such off kilter ideas on a big budget for some time, at least not during this age of "cinematic universes" with insane studio meddling and sequels that play it too safe. It's all quite disappointing really

It didn't "almost" happen. The studio approached Scott and friends to make a sequel, so they could milk the franchise dry as per standard.

The writers had no intention of making a sequel, so they wrote a script so offensively bad the studio had to reject it.

Kill yourself, OP.

Ant Man (2010):

>Hank Pym and Janet van Dyne (uncast) create mass altering particles while working at Hammer industries

>Movie is a heist where both try to steal the materials used to make them and the data on how to do it after learning Hammer intends to weaponize it

>Ending involves SHIELD hiring them (they left a reference to this in Thor for some reason)

>Basically would have been 60% the same movie we got 5 years later only better

>Would have made Avengers 1 be the original team instead of having two normies on it

Imagine what would have been had Iron Man had made money, but not a ludicrous amount of money.

Alan Dean Foster's STAR WARS II: SPLINTER OF THE MIND'S EYE

>Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa are shot down during a scouting mission and crash-land on the swamp planet Mimban, where they learn that the Galactic Empire is searching for the Kaibur Crystal, a legendary relic that enhances the connection of whoever wields it to the Force. Luke and Leia confess their romantic feelings for each other as they cross the swamp, fighting off Stormtroopers and monsters before reaching the Kaiburr Temple, where they are confronted by Darth Vader, who intends to use the Kaibur Crystal to enhance his own powers and destroy the Rebel Alliance.

>Luke fights Vader, but is defeated. When Vader hurts Leia, however, Luke regains his strength with help from the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi, destroys Vader and leaves Mimbam with Leia and the Kaibur Crystal, which is used to defeat the Empire once and for all.

George Lucas commissioned this script so he could produce a low-budget sequel to "Star Wars" should it flop and tie up loose ends. Luke and Leia were not related to each other or Darth Vader, Han Solo and Chewbacca "left the Rebellion" and the Empire is defeated off-screen.

After "A New Hope" was a hit Lucas turned the script into a novel.

Why lie when it's so easily disproven.

now this would have been kino

>Why lie when it's so easily disproven

Why call the first concept a lie when all that happened was development hell induced changes?

kek imagine a world in which Star Wars was never popular

"Indiana Jones and the Monkey-King" (1985) from writer Chris Columbus.

>In 1945, Indiana Jones is called away from his vacation is Ireland, where he faces a murderous banshee, to help his old friend Dr. Claire Clarke, who is searching for the citadel of the Monkey-King in Africa and its fabled magical peaches that grant immortality. Jones is unknowingly followed by his suicidally lovestruck student Betsy Tuffet, and they are soon led by wisecracking guide Scraggy Brier to Tyky, the pygmy prince of the citadel, who is then captured by Nazi forces led by General Werner Von Mephisto and his enforcer, Colonel Helmut Gutterbuhg, who has a mechanical arm that fires bolts of electricity.

>Jones and his friends join forces with Japanese pirate Kezure to rescue Tyky, who then leads them to the citadel. Kezure then betrays them to Von Mephisto, who kills Tyky's father and usurps the throne. Jones manages to escape and rallies the sentient animals of the citadel to stand against the Nazis. He defeats Gutterbugh but is then fatally shot by Mephisto. Tyky summons the Monkey-King, who destroys Mephisto and revives Jones, giving him a shapeshifting whip in retribution for Jones' valor. Kezure tries to steal one of the magic peaches, but chooses the wrong one and rapidly ages and crumbles into dust.

>Clarke decides to leave the citadel untouched by civilization and leaves with Tuffet and Scraggy while Jones departs in search of new adventures.

This is pure incestkino

That was never the first concept. Wright always intended to use Scott Lang as the focal point.

Got turned into a comic book too.

wasnt some of this in the original book or the sequel?

>Implying Wright was the one who pitched the concept

That's half the reason it was stuck in development hell

>robo arms that shoot lightning
>shapeshifting whip
>reviving Indy
>ANOTHER "you chose poorly" scene
Sounds like shit but better than the Indy 4 we got desu

"Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars" (1999) from writer Jeffrey Boam.

>In 1954, Indiana Jones meets linguist Dr. Elaine McGregor during an expedition and the two fall in love, but their marriage is interrupted by McGregor's ex-husband, government operative Robert Bolander, who takes her away to a military base in New Mexico. Jones tracks her down and learns that Bolander needs McGregor's help to decode the engravings in an alien cylinder recovered from a crash site. Jones and McGregor learn it is a power source that will detonate with the power of an atomic bomb unless it is returned to the aliens at a rendzevous point in a nearby mountain.

>Jones and McGregor are betrayed by Bolander, who reveals himself to be a Soviet spy and attempts to steal the cylinder for himself. Jones and McGregor escape with it and make their way to the mountain while being pursued by Bolander and his men. After several confrontations, Bolander retrieves the cylinder but is then confronted by the aliens, who incinerate him but spare Jones and McGregor and depart with the cylinder. Jones and McGregor then finally get married.

"Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods" (2004) from writer Frank Darabont.

>In 1954, Indiana Jones finds out that his friend Yuri Makovsky is a Soviet spy sent to steal the Crystal Skull from the United States government. After being framed for being Makovsky's accomplice, Jones is target by a Soviet assassin, but manages to kill him and masquerade as Makovsky to retrieve the Crystal Skull and a map to Peru, where Jones runs into Marion Ravenwood and her new husband, arrogant explorer Peter Belasko, who are searching for the fabled City of the Gods using Jones's mentor Vernon Oxley, who has been driven insane by his experiments with the Crystal Skull, as a guide.

>Jones joins the expedition, hoping to restore Oxley's sanity, and the group tangles with Makovsky and his men as well as corrupt Presidente Escalante and Von Grauen, a psychopathic neo-Nazi masquerading as a meek missionary. The group eventually reaches the City of the Gods and returns the Crystal Skull to its owner, an ancient extraterrestrial being who was worshipped as a god by numerous civilizations.

>The alien offers to fulfill the group's greatest desires, but then kills Belasko, Escalante and Von Grauen by subverting their wishes. Jones realizes the alien is a parasite who is feeding off of their psychic energy and rescues Ravenwood, Oxley and Makovsky, setting off an explosion that destroys the alien and then surrendering Makovsky to the authorities. Jones and Ravenwood then rekindle their relationship and ultimately get married, while Oxley's sanity is restored and he even develops minor telepathic and telekinetic abilities.

Why would you need a special map to Peru? It's a big ass country, everybody knows where it is.

indiana jones and the gay black nigger dicks from outer space

it still hurts imagine what they would have LOOKED like lads ;_;

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But this happened

>worried about a nuclear bomb-sized explosion in Arizona
Why? They tested them there all the time

What about the supposed detective murder mystery Robin Hood movie? Would have been way more interesting than this piece of shit Ridley Scott shat out.

>Monkey-King
>peaches
>Africa
Shouldn't this be set in China?

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Kaleidoscope (Alfred Hitchcock)

>a low budget film about a necrophiliac serial killer in New York

>Hitch himself went to New York and spent three months researching locations: there was to be a murder in Central Park, another action scene in Shay Stadium (where Hitch undertook, improbably, to explain the mechanics of baseball to Peggy Robertson), and a pursuit across the mothball fleet

>The script developed into a story about young bodybuilder who lures women to their deaths near water, with the first murder taking place at a waterfall. The New York police then use an undercover policewoman to try and trap the killer in a scene that takes placed on a mothballed warship.

>When he sent a copy of the script to François Truffaut, the French director expressed his discomfort with the level of violence and sex Hitchcock was planning to show in the film: "It does not worry me too much because I know that you shoot such scenes with real dramatic power, and you never dwell on unnecessary detail."[2]

>Hitchcock had closely followed the careers of the French New Wave and the Italian Neorealist directors, particularly Truffaut and Michelangelo Antonioni, and he intended to shoot Kaleidoscope in a naturalistic style, partly influence by Antonioni's 1964 film Il Deserto Rosso (Red Desert)

>Ultimately, Lew Wasserman and his fellow executives at Universal felt strongly that Kaleidoscope was too uncommercial and Hitchcock was persuaded to put the project to one side in favour of starting production on Topaz

>the French director expressed his discomfort with the level of violence and sex

Well that's one of the last things I ever thought I'd read anywhere

Holy shit I remember like 15 years or more ago there being rumors about a Jurassic Park 4 that featured dinosaur hybrids, all my firends were excited because they loved all the JP movies as kids. I guess it wasn't fake news.

China, Africa...its all the same to Hollywood executives.

Ridley Scott's I AM LEGEND (1999)

>Architect Robert Neville (Arnold Schwarzenegger) becomes the last man on Earth after a virus wipes out most of the planet's population and turns the remnants into "Neocytes", monstrous creatures averse to sunlight. Neville then relocates to a fortified house in Los Angeles, and becomes an alcoholic.

>During a scavenging mission to gather supplies, Neville is nearly killed by the Neocytes, but manages to escape. One of the creatures is injured, and Neville takes pity on it and brings it back to his house, where it receivs a blood transfusion. It soon becomes clear that Neville's blood can revert the virus' effects, and the Neocyte reverts to its human self, a young woman, Emma, who bonds with Neville and eventually becomes his lover.

>Neville attempts to produce more blood samples, dreaming of curing the human race, but is ambushed by Neocytes led by Alpha, a vicious tribal leader with fragments of intelligence who doesn't want civilization to be restored. After Alpha burns down the house, destroys the blood samples and kills Emma, an embittered, vengeful Neville arms himself and launches a vicious campaign against Alpha and his pack, killing them all at the cost of his own life. As the Neocytes becomes the dominant species on the planet, Neville becomes a boogeyman figure among them, and the tale of his brutal vengeance spreads through other tribes until Neville becomes legend.

Pic related, it's a Neocyte.

>almost happened

It was only written to prevent the studio from making a sequel

>"another 'you chose poorly' scene"

This is 1985. Last Crusade came out in 1989 you mongo

The Gladiator 2 script is available online. It's a draft or two away from greatness. The imagery is spectacular. When Maximus returns to Earth he rises from the mangled corpse of a Christian, there are naval battles in the arena, millions of souls are waiting for Charon on a beach...

This thing was not written to prevent a sequel. Nick Cave is a madman.

Oliver Stone's RETURN TO THE APES (1993)

>In the near future, humanity is on the verge of extinction due to a deadly virus. Geneticist Will Robinson (Arnold Schwarzengger) discovers that the plague is a genetic time bomb created in the Stone Age. He then travels back in time with pregnant colleague Billie Rae Diamond to a period when Palaeolithic humans were at war for the future of the planet with highly evolved apes led by supreme commander Drak. Robinson and Billie Rae discover a young human girl, Aiv (pronounced Eve), to be the next step in evolution, and that it was the apes that created the virus to destroy the human race. They protect her from the virus, thus ensuring the survival of the human race 102,000 years later. Billie Rae gives birth to a baby boy named Adam, who falls in love with Aiv long after the deaths of Robinson and Billie Rae, and their descendants become the Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

fuk this would have been great with 1980's arnie

please don't stop OP, keep going

>Superman Lives (1998).
Directed by Tim Burton.

Clark Kent is an introverted, socially awkward reporter who uses his extraordinary powers to protect the world as Superman, but is also alienated from the human race because of them. The discovery of an advanced artificial intelligence known as "K" in the Arctic forces Clark to face his extraterrestrial origins, while Brainiac, another A.I. created by his biological father, Jor-El, arrives on Earth in search of K, whose power source is instrumental to Brainiac's survival. Joining forces with corrupt businessman Lex Luthor, Brainiac arranges for Superman to be deprieved of sunlight, which gives him power, and die in battle with a genetically engineered monster, Doomsday.

However, Superman is revived by K without his powers or memories of his life on Earth, and, while he struggles to regain his lost humanity with help from his girlfriend Lois Lane and his best friend, Jimmy Olsen, Brainiac fuses with Luthor to become a bickering two-headed cyborg who calls itself "Lexiac", and moves forward with his plan to destroy the entire planet, and the fate of the world rests on Superman's hands.

>Nicolas Cage as Clark Kent / Superman.
>Courtney Cox as Lois Lane.
>Chris Rock as Jimmy Olsen.
>David Hyde Pearce as K.
>Tim Allen as Lex Luthor.
>Christopher Walken as Brainiac.
>Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne / Batman.

>Superman: Flyby (2003).
Directed by McG.

Planet Krypton is devastated by civil war between benevolent Senator Jor-El and his tyrannical brother, General Kata-Zor. To protect his son Kal-El, prophetized to be Krypton's savior, Jor-El sends him to Earth, where he's adopted by Jonathan and Martha Kent. His powers make him a social outcast and drive him to become a reporter for the Daily Planet alongside his childhood friend and unrequited crush Lois Lane, who attempts to expose CIA operative Lex Luthor's attempts to locate extraterrestrial life on Earth.

Driven by his desire to help others, Clark adopts the identity of "Superman", luring General Kata-Zor's son, Commander Ty-Zor, to Earth, where he joins forces with Luthor and masterminds Superman's death from exposure to Kryptonite. However, an encounter with his long-lost father in Heaven gives Superman the necessary strength to return to life and lead Earth's military forces against Ty-Zor and his men, during which Luthor is revealed as a Kryptonitan spy conspiring to usurp power. Once his enemies are defeated, Superman is forced to leave Earth behind to return to Krypton and liberate it from Kata-Zor's dictatorial rule, unaware that his greatest battle with his prophetized nemesis, Luthor, is still to come.

>Henry Cavill as Clark Kent / Superman.
>Scarlett Johansson as Lois Lane.
>Shia LaBeouf as Jimmy Olsen.
>Christopher Walken as Perry White.
>Anthony Hopkins as Jor-El.
>Ralph Fiennes as General Kata-Zor.
>Robert Downey Jr. as Lex Luthor.
>Joel Edgerton as Commander Ty-Zor.

>Batman Triumphant (1999).
Directed by Joel Schumacher.

Batman is no longer able to strike fear into the hears of criminals and struggles to maintain his crusade, while marching into battle against the Scarecrow, a criminal mastermind conspiring to expose the people of Gotham City to a fear toxin he has created, forcing them to face their greatest fears. To make matters worse, Harley Quinn, the Joker's illegitimate daughter, arrives to avenge her father's death at Batman's hand, forcing Batman to face his greatest traumas if he wants to triumph against the Scarecrow's horror.

>George Clooney as Bruce Wayne / Batman.
>Chris O'Donnell as Dick Grayson / Robin.
>Michael Gough as Alfred Pennyworth.
>Pat Hingle as Commissioner James Gordon.
>Madonna as Harley Quinn.
>Nicholas Cage as Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow.
>Jack Nicholson as Jack Napier / The Joker.

>Batman: Year One (2004).
Directed by Darren Aronofsky.

Following the traumatic murder of his parents, young Bruce Wayne is presumed dead and adopted by auto-shop owner Little Al and his son, Big Al. Growing into an unstable mechanic who roams the slums of Gotham in a one-man war against crime, using homemade weapons and leaving a mark in the criminals he confronts that earns him the name "Batman".

Batman joins forces with Detective James Gordon, an alcoholic, suicidal policeman fed up with the rampant corruption in the police department, to acquire evidence against Gotham's crime lord James Estrada, in the process incurring the wrath of the corrupt Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb, who begins targeting the duo's loved ones, including Little Al and Gordon's pregnant wife, Ann. To make matters worse, Selina Kyle, a power-hungry prostitute who has build a rapport with Bruce, is inspired by the Batman to become a seductive criminal known as "Catwoman", and her intervention in the investigation elevates the scales even further. To protect Gotham, Bruce will have to embrace the mantle and become a true hero.

>Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne / Batman.
>Kurt Russell as Detective James Gordon.

>Harley Quinn, the Joker's illegitimate daughter

Why was Nick Cave writing a movie script? Would he have done the music himself?

can't fuck with the lore that much, both probably would have been interesting but awful

this is the "apes playing baseball" story i think

I'm reading a synopsis of this on some wiki. From the writer of Mad Max 2 and 3, this is a batshit insane Assassin's Creed meets Planet of the Apes thing. It's absolutely idiotic but fascinating.

>Batman VS. Superman (2004).
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen.

Bruce Wayne abandons the identity of Batman after Robin is murdered by the Joker and marries wealthy humanitarian Elizabeth Miller, while Clark Kent returns to Smallville after his divorce from Lois Lane and considers giving up his mantle as Superman to pursue a relationship with Lana Lang. However, when Elizabeth is murdered on her honeymoon by the Joker reborn, Bruce spirals out of control and Batman returns to enact revenge. To prevent his friend from losing himself to the darkness in his pursuit for revenge, Superman is forced to stand against him, unaware that the Joker's ressurrection and Elizabeth's murder at his hands are part of a masterplan orchestrated by Lex Luthor to manipulate the World's Finest into destroying one another.

>Jude Law as Clark Kent / Superman.
>Colin Farrell as Bruce Wayne / Batman.

>Spider-Man (1986).
Directed by Joseph Zito.

College student Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider resulted from his physics teacher, Dr. Otto Octavius, accidentally overloading a cyclotron in an attempt to find the Fifth Force, an accident which also fuses Octavius' mechanical arms to his spine and drives him insane. Peter uses his newfound abilities to become a famous wrestler known as "Spider-Man", until the tragic death of his Uncle Ben at the hands of a criminal he could have stopped drives him to fight crime.

Obsessed with completing his experiment, Octavius begins building a new cyclotron and crosses Spider-Man's path as he becomes a criminal to acquire the necessary items. With the ripples created by Octavius' machine threatening to consume New York City, Spider-Man joins forces with his unrequited crush Liz Allen, best friend Harry Osborn, seasoned scientist Solomon Rosomorf and police lieutenant Jake Marotta to stop Octavius, leading to a final battle with the fate of the world hanging on the balance.

>Scott Leva as Peter Parker / Spider-Man.
>Bob Hoskins as Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus.
>Lauren Bacall as Aunt May.
>Stan Lee as J. Jonah Jameson.
>Peter Cushing as Professor Solomon Rosomorf.
>Albert Caesar as Lieutenant Jake Marotta.

>Spider-Man (1997).
Directed by James Cameron.

Introverted teenager Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider and uses his newfound abilities to become a famous celebrity known as "Spider-Man", until the tragic death of his Uncle Ben at the hands of a criminal he could have stopped drives him to fight crime. Peter also bonds with his unrequited crush, Mary-Jane Watson, who hides the abuse she suffers from her parents and her boyfriend Nathan "Flash" McCreedy behind an arrogant attitute.

Spider-Man's activities attract the attention of Carlton Strand, a petty crook who developed electromagnetic powers after being caught in the explosion of an experimental generator, and has used his abilities to become a wealthy businessman. Convinced he is superior to the human race and meant to rule them, Strand attempts to convince Spider-Man to join his forces, which also include Boyd, a thug who had his DNA spliced with sand in a failed teleportation experiment giving him shapeshifting abilities. Once Spider-Man refuses, Strand bribes corrupt telecommunications mogul J. Jonah Jameson to begin a smear campaign against him.

Spider-Man wrestles with his morality and develops a relationship with MJ, who is kidnapped by Strand and Boyd and taken atop the World Trade Center, where a devastating battle takes place as Strand and Boyd attempt to force Spider-Man to join them.

>Leonardo DiCaprio as Peter Parker / Spider-Man.

>Spider-Man 4 (2011).
Directed by Sam Raimi.

Five years after Harry Osborn's death, Peter Parker and Mary-Jane Watson are married and have son, Ben, who inherited his father's superpowers. Peter is working as an assistant to Dr. Curt Connors at Empire State University, and has an affair with Connors' student Felicia Hardy. Her adoptive father, criminal mastermind Adrian Toomes, acquires the Daily Bugle from retired J. Jonah Jameson to use as a front while he aspires to take over the city's criminal underworld with his advanced remote-controlled suit of armor, the Vulture.

During a confrontation between the two, Spider-Man destroys the Vulture, indirectly killing Toomes, who is neurally connected to the automaton. Felicia swears revenge and creates a suit of armor for herself, becoming the Vulturess. She goes after Spider-Man and beats him in a fight, but spares him after learning his secret identity. However, she breaks up with him, sells the Daily Bugle back to Jameson and moves to Europe. MJ finds out about Peter's affair, files for a divorce and moves with Ben to Los Angeles to pursue a modeling career. Overwhelmed by his mistakes, Peter abandons the identity of Spider-Man once again.

>Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker / Spider-Man.
>Kirsten Dunst as Mary-Jane Watson.
>Rosemary Harris as Aunt May.
>J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson.
>Dylan Baker as Dr. Curt Connors.
>John Malkovich as Adrian Toomes / Vulture.
>Anne Hathaway as Felicia Hardy / Vulturess.

Jodorowsky's Warhammer 40k

Nick cave is kinoman

This cast looks great. Not so sure about the plot and the director is kinda shit, but hey, would have been interesting to see, at least.

Hey OP, are you the same guy who always does the "what are you gonna watch next year" threads?

>Madonna as Harley Quinn, the Joker's illegitimate daughter

sounds too bloated

>stan lee
>actually acting
It would have had a massive cult following

sounds a bit generic for cameron

sounds like ass

This is just stupid and dark for the sake of being dark. Would have been a shitty movie, but a great comic, with a interesting original take on Batman.

OP Sucks Cock (2017)
Directed by Dick Buttkus

Set in the near future where OP still sucks cock

tell all this is fake

you wouldn't believe some of the shit that almost gets greenlit in hollywood

It sickens me just how much of this was actually retooled into Jurassic World over those intervening fifteen years.

Most of these sound pretty interesting, if not outright amazing.
t. pleb

Part Terminator, Part Planet of the Apes, Part Bible Epic, Directed by Oliver Stone.

Groovy.

This sounds worse than Spiderman 3.

Gladiator sounds like Kino

Would have been better than the crystal skull bullshit.

that's an interesting twist.

>Maximus then serves in numerous conflicts, including World War I, World War II and the Vietnam War, among others, before eventually becoming the U.S. Secretary of Defense during the Iraq War.

what the literal fuck?

so he became colin powell?

I'M A SCIENTIST YOU IDIOTS

youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I

Sounds like complete ass

Watch Frenzy. When the restrictions of censorship were taken off, you got to see what a dirty old pervert he really was.

Based OP don't leave us

who the fuck is Scott Leva? lel

that movie is exactly the kind of movie we have in this thread

Nick Cave also wrote a script for a remake of The Crow. But then an unnamed star got attached to the project and he said he wouldn't do that script, so the studio gave Nick and the director the boot. Later the actor bailed out, and so far no Crow remake has been made.

I wish I lived there

Stan Lee actually created JJJ to have a character he could play in a possible Spider-Man movie. David and Angela Bowie almost produced one such film (and a Daredevil TV show) back in 1976.

>being a clone trooper

Star Wars is shit mate

>Batman is no longer able to strike fear into the hearts of criminals
It's because of the nipples, isn't it?

>>Bob Hoskins as Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus.
I'm in.

>build up
>love interest
>killed
>vengance
>MONTAGE
>RAMPAGE
>"KAMOHN DO IT NAO! KLL MI"
>legends of his rampage being told

would absolutely fucking watch this

pleb detected

I love all the optimism in this thread. Most of these would be interesting to see from the stand point of what could have been, but in a timeline with them existing, we'd have no real reason to find them interesting.

>except gladiator 2, that shit sounds awesome.