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Penetration edition

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Don't lewd the Edition desu.

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There's nothing lewd about penetrating or being penetrated

oh yeah the mass produced stuff...especially light beer...is generally low in alcohol. Craft brewing is huge here though so that's where you get the ridiculous 16% stuff.

how much wine is in a goon?

Well I mean the wine there I'm sure you can find cheap, but flying there is the expensive part!!

A-are you sure? S-s-sounds kinda lewd t-to me desu.

>how much wine is in a goon?
not 100% sure, I haven't brought one for awhile but I think 3 litres

Tbh in context this text isn't lewd

Gonna head off to the gym now. The gains are waiting for me

Watcha watching?
>but flying there is the expensive part!!
true but that makes some fantastic vacations

goon wine here is 5 liters

Goodmorning

How was your day?

Good morning dude

I-it's kinda lewd desu.
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Hello!

hmm that's not bad. I like wine from time to time, it gives me a really happy drunk normally

yeah one day I'm gonna spend months going around Europe, there's so much I want to see there.

nice, drink that all in one night and you'll have a hell of a hangover
Morning matey

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Can you write down what you said?
I think I heard a Napoleon documentary
>yeah one day I'm gonna spend months going around Europe, there's so much I want to see there.
Sounds nice. Hope you will like it here

>drink that all in one night and you'll have a hell of a hangover
you might die too

ASMR Car je comme la noises et un Napoleon documentry. Je sont tres bored.

N-no bully.

someone kill me

Did you always get up early?
H-how was your day?

>Car je comme la noises
Because I like those sounds?
Like would be translated by "j'aime"
documentary= documentaire
bored= s'ennuyer
Heading off to the gym now
Aye at around 6 AM

*kills you*
have you slept yet?

I'll kill you if you snuggle me. :3
>Woke up and ate breakfast
>Turned on Louie Theroux documentry
>Go on computer and practice Duolingo
>Watch anime
>practice more Duolingo
>Watch anime
>Take dog for a walk
>youtube
>Now I'm here.
Thank you desu. Bye-bye!

ye
I just woke up

No wonder you take power nap
Why so early?

What anime? :3

wow, your sleep cycle is now slightly more fucked

although you should get some coffee in ya, that'll make you feel better

Nah some guy gets stabbed by a spear and you need to work out whodunit. That's the context.
That being said you can give people like ball gags as a gift in that game so it can be lewd lul

I don't drink coffee...

I started watching Konosuba because I only got 5 episodes in last time I watched it desu!
Oh ok that makes more sense desu :3
>Give people ball gags

OwO

what game is this?
wow, I couldn't live without coffee, have a sip then

What about tea?

I think a glass of water is fine for me

I do drink tea, but I can't be bothered brewing some up.
I'm fairly awake already.

>KonoSuba

Did you make progress in french?
I know that the french lad is helping you

but there's not caffeine in water
well you have milk with your tea so that's for the best, no sense ruining good tea

Milk and two sugars is how tea has been made by my ancestors for generations, the greatest tea loving nation on earth.
You talk complete nonsense.

Its from Dagan ronpa 2

>Milk and two sugars
disgusting

there is genuinely nothing wrong with that
though these days I use two tablets of fake sugar instead

Why can't you like both ways?

I-I think I'm going ok desu. I'm better at reading than anything else desu even though I'm a beginner desu.
Pl-please don't lewd my gf desu.
not sure desu.
Pl-please don't post my gf. I don't wanna run out of images desu.

*posts my gf*

hmmmm... great, now I want to get a ps vita again
>fake sugar
why not just no sugar?
That's far too sensible

>why not just no sugar?
because then I would be drinking hot water instead of nice tea

Yeah reading it's always the easiest task in learning the language
Write and listen come second
Talking is the difficult of them all

Have a (You)
Don't be silly

That's a cute girl. L-looks sort of like my gf desu :3
Exactly desu :3

>hmmmm... great, now I want to get a ps vita again
It's ported to PC as well! It's a fun series, it's kinda like ace attorney but with more gimmicks. Also lots of death and despair.

c-can I have a (You)?

Here's a (you) for you desu :3

Here :)

>Have a (You)
what would you like in return?

I have this problem all the time :(

If you should me your dick I'd answer you

why is her bra over her cute rainbow shirt?

I'm sure you've seen it!

Y-yoy showed your dick t-to stranger?

she's playing superman, but with her bra on the outside instead of her undies
Hmmmm... I might have

I don't know but it can't be very supportive being worn that way

w-wait really?
wtf
Send it to me as well, I thought I was your husband

it does look cute though

is this the gay thread

It doesn't look like she has much to support

rude

n-n-no...that would be lewd :(

you abandoned me and married someone else!

marriage ended with YOU, new husband is...someone else!

I'm sure you'd remember, it was the small one in the thread compared to those monsters that everyone on Sup Forums seems to have...wtf is up with that

>ywn have this beautiful gf

>It doesn't look like she has much to support
Harsh but fair
It is desu
Yes, no girls allowed

>tfw no tomboy gf

>I'm sure you'd remember, it was the small one in the thread compared to those monsters that everyone on Sup Forums seems to have...wtf is up with that

Selection bias. Only people that are bigger than average will post. That and angles or pics that aren't actually theirs.
While on the record, I avoided that thread because I'm saving myself for jesus.

>you abandoned me and married someone else!
At this point he must have 4 or 5 different husbands
>I'm sure you'd remember
I can really remember, was it cut or uncut?
>those monsters that everyone on Sup Forums seems to have
yeah, some of these things were huge

>tomboy
>not gf (bf)

Americans have little pewpews

What's the answer?

>Selection bias. Only people that are bigger than average will post.

That's probably true, especially when you start with pics of huge ones, although I felt reasonably confident that most of the pics were real.

I'm a one husband type of wifey!

I'm cut, probably the only one in that thread. was a few days ago though, not tonight. That brit guy with the big one was awfully...uh...impressive...

desudesu

I woke up just now

>Why change your major now though? How long have you studied it for? I need to pick my minor before next semester, but ech, it's such a hassle. Might go for English or some other language which is taught at HS level, if I want to become a teacher. Might do something completely worthless as well.

I've done it for 2 years, but Levi Strauss was so impressive that i feel like changing my major(pic related).

Why don't you study Icelandic as a minor? I'm thinking of doing it.

Greed

>I'm a one husband type of wifey!
wow, so no polygamy for you then
>was a few days ago though, not tonight.
damn I missed it, I'll just have to monitor the dick threads until you post it again

Feel like anthropology is very suitable for me, who is crazy about roaming around the world, haha

N-no...

>tfw no cutie to write things on you with a marker
Hello Japan-user! I haven't seen you here in a while desu! Where did you go?
Maybe I've just been unlucky.

But it's 16:30 user
Why everyone here have a strange sleep cycle?

Wrong

*(You)s you*
Cute CUTE

ahh probably no polygamy, although I am very submissive...so I suppose there could be some conflict there

>damn I missed it

well maybe you'll get lucky!!

well there's only way way to know, my tiny little italian friend :p

There's more to that picture, btw~~ even cuter with the lewd bits

Power or hatred probably. What are you playing?

Well even "Death" but it's more drastic

ohayo(´>ω∂`)

I guess there are some other Japanese coming here other than me, i myself am a guy who posted a pic of mountain climbing and my travel map 1 month ago
I'm busy with essays at uni (´･_･`)

So u may be mistaking me for someone else

Yeah, you're the right one desu. I remember your pretty mountain pictures desu!

Oh are you studying Anthropology? Is it interesting desu?

>probably no polygamy
That's good, having multiple partners is weird
although I am very submissive.
That's also good
>well maybe you'll get lucky!!
I very much hope so
hey mate, how are you?

what are you studying at uni?

I d-don't post pic sorry

Your english is great!
Good job!

so you'll post your cute voice but not your cute dick, disappointing

I like his voice as well desu.
Everyone's voice here is nice, besides mine of course :3

W-we should voocaroo later :3

It's a p-private part

I think my voice is strange not cute...

皆さんおはよう

That's true about everyone desu, because they're used to a lower timbre since they've been hearing the vibrations of their voice through their flesh as well as through the air desu.

The norge i was talking with went asleep, it seems. I met him 2 months ago lmao.

i come here about once in a week since here the vipe is more peaceful, maybe we've been just unlucky.

Are you the NZ chan?

I'm currently studying linguistics, but the problem is i cannot concentrate on it. Maybe active major is more suitable for a social tramp like me.

Grazie :DDD

morning mate, sleep well?
any fun dreams?

me in the pic