Tfw no Russian twink cadet bf

>tfw no Russian twink cadet bf

youtube.com/watch?v=lzRM2j50yog

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*executes you*

You're gay

...

Guys are having fun.
I see no wrong with that.
inb4 they are all excluded though

>I see no wrong with that.

Wrong? They should do it weekly.

They are all being excluded now btw.

Le based Russia can't allow it to lose it's face.

Don't your soldiers get banned for posting these pics in instagram?

Don't think so, it doesn't seem a big deal.

If they make a video twerking like that it would be different, though.

fucking prudes, man. Why hazing, bullying and fighting is punished by slapping on the wrist but when cadets enjoying themselves and just having fun together it's like the end of the world. This machista mentality seriously piss me off a lot.

It's just a parody. Kids are joking.

In America they could even post their dicks and asses and no one cares.

I bet they have big dicks

This is pathetic, really. I think even Korean army is more liberal than Europe

>Europe

We don't give a shit too.

Russians tried to copy us and they are fucked now

youtu.be/X_bQa2H1-Ck

They were fitter and sexier tho

Why do you allow gays to join your armies?

Says the country where ideal man looks like a woman.

Gays make the best soldiers. See Ancient Greece.

Better than allowing women in combat arms tbqh

Brazilian military is not for discipline or defense, it's for sex.

HAHAHAHAHHAH

Problem?

Fuck
Anyway, we are not fags, guys
It was a joke

*touches a peepee while watching the video*
oh nononono, it's not what you guys are thinking, I swear!

>mfw they've got banned because of this

Russians are insecure as fuck. And yet Sup Forums call us insecure.

All Western European armies except UK have the same level of insecurity.

> insecure
??
Can't be insecure if you are not gay in the first place...

That's pretty normal stuff to do as a conscript, nothing gay about this.

Your army is insecure because they've got banned for literally nothing.

You are not part of europe anymore

These guys aren't even in the army

>eu and Europe is the same thing.

ofc shownigger

>they are all excluded though
I'm not sure that it makes any sence in english. Word by word translations usually don't work

Anglos never belonged to Europe.
They always were distinctive from continential subhuman retards

by being inbred horsefaces

lololol

w-why are they naked?

True.

Are these armies or gay parades?

gay paredes are illegal here

It's useless

>this thread

Probably too hot

Too bad they can't post their dicks.

>russian volunteers in Donbass

You're not wrong.

Cute. Is he ethnic Russian?

WTF i had no idea russian army was this gay friendly!
i love russia now!

I hope there was an orgy after all that

Maybe half russian, russians don't have black hair.

Before Sup Forums I thought army fetish was rare as fuck.

I was wrong everytime. I have many pics of naked American soldiers but I can't post here.

Really?

It's very easy to find Russian army amateur gay porn to mock them

>he never ate a pussy that spent the whole week in the field with no showers
>calls himself a man

Just let this fucking thread die already

Yes, g*ay propaganda is banned here

Why do your HIV rates still so high?

You can see gay parades every 9th of may

narcotics and poverty
huhuhuhu

And faggots

don't forget it's more likely to get HIV from ukrainian woman than from polish homogay

Lads should I join Grindr? Can I make a profile without any face pics? I just want to get fucked desu

this is the best video i've ever seen in my life
dog bless

get fucking good you shitters

youtube.com/watch?v=cbLwmUdee64

tak

Boring as fuck

>fully clothed

fuck off homos, have some dignity.

what's the matter swede? jealous that russians made better and gayer show?

Bump. Anybody?

Grindr? Enjoy HIV.

translate pls?

Grindr is probably the worst place for gays m8

NEED to empty my balls in this boys

Grindr is dangerous, even for first worlders. They will ask for sex with no condoms and give you HIV

Join Scruff. Scruff is way better

I hope they get executed.
Homosexuality is an infective illness. The Russians would be wise to not let it spread.

>twink central

are you a twink?

We know

Based

>>Sup Forums
Sup Forums is a gay-friendly board

russianfriend can you help me with panels 16-20 on this comic?

-you that know i can't do that.
-Of course i know. I frequently visit this place in hopes to seduce someone. But unfortunately it's impossible. Till to that moment noone agreed to have sex with me.
-You're bullshiting me! I dont believe you! That a girl like you can't seduce at least one here. It's wizard school and not.. Fug.
-yep

thanks user! I could somehow rely on language similarity* when the text is short, but these panels were difficult.
*this and fake russian accents made by TV comedians

non
currently a chubby but i'm going muscle, getting there...

i'm not a cadet but i'll be your bf if you are in Europe. :3

France would never allow this shit.

Why?

That's why France have no own army?

>tfw no russian bf

Yet another one gay thread today

SAGE

>today
bump

SAGE

>tfw no Russian twink bf shaking his booty while I watch those white cheeks jiggle

Vimto?

There are plenty of Russian army amateur gay porn.

>przepraszam, Kieszu, ale jestesmy tylko przyjacielami
>ale plizz!! daj mi szansę!!!

>życie to gówno!!

>Innokienty Smoktunowski?
>ee..tak. Kim jestescie?

>Jestem Onotole i jestem tu żeby dać ci zaproszenie do akademii magiczniej
>czy naprawdę? póki nie mam 30 lat.. mam jeszcze czasu

>ten czas spędzimy na to żeby przeszkolić cię do jubileuszu. Czy myslałesz że się staniesz włascieciełem super sił bez studii?

>otóż przyjechalismy.

>oh kurwa!!

>tutaj z prostego virgin się staniesz super virgin

>brzmi poważnie

>to znaczy że zaden z tych chłopaków kiedys był z kobietą?

>o tym, chłopczyku, nawet nie myslij! Jesli chociaż jeden raz będziesz ruchał - stracisz wszytskie swoje czary w jeden moment!

>ok, póki bądź tu..
>mam przygotowiać się do twoją dedykacji

>eh.. szybczej


>pps chłopaku nie chcesz poruchać się?

>to są słowa na które czekałem swoje całe życie, ale dzisiaj nie mógę wymówić "tak"

>no wiesz że nie mogę
>tak, wiem. Czasem idę do tego miejsca z gildium "silnym i niezależnych" mając nadzieję uwiesc chociaż kogos

>niestety to jest bezpesperktywnie. Żaden chłopak jeszcze się nie zgadził na to żeby zająć się ze mną szalenej błogoscją

>ale kurwisz! nie wierzę!! żeba taka dziewczynka jaką jestem nie zmogłabym uwiesc chociaż jednego chłopaka.. to jest "liceum magów", a nie..

>KURWA!!

>tak

>babe, zrobimy to!!
>jak chcesz..

>Gratuluję, skupiłes się dedykację!
>Prawilo numer jeden - żadnych loszek (nie trzeba)!