I'm in Trouble, I need to move to America, my country just made it a jail-able offense to talk shit about religion.
I'm no dumb motherfucker, but there are jobs in your country right?
Like how does it work, I pop up, hand a resume in, talk up the manager, hint that I'm willing to work hard, I'll have a job right?
Is there anything odd I need to know about this? Is there a lot of small business that works under the table (Cash in hand, no tax) or do I need a trade?
And what state do I go to/
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Fuck off we're full :^)
Stay the fuck out of my country, we don't want you.
The states on the west coast and the northern states of the east coast are all cucked.
also Florida a shit.
>Is there a lot of small business that works under the table (Cash in hand, no tax)
They only do that for illegal beaners. The IRS will get you if you try to cheat on taxes.
Fufck off, we're full.
I swear to god cunt you tell me what state to go to or I'll find you and shit in your mouth while your family watches
then I'll force you to thank me and ask me to do it again, then I'll upload it on youtube and send a video to all of your friends and your president and governor
>only beanos
Well shit what's the average rent price for a one bedroom?
The ranges of rent are far too broad in this country for me to give you an "average"
Decide on a city or state you want to live in and burgers on here will give you advice. If you just ask "how do I America" we are just going to troll you
>New England cucked
>Not knowing the glory of Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont
Based LePage is glorious
>LOAN of a million dollars
>wanting to be in debt
Fuck that.
Depends on where.
In the more expensive areas, it's like $800+ just for a shitty microstudio.
In cheaper areas, you can get a 3bed for $1200/month, so 400/mo/person. But, it's generally harder to get a decent job in those areas since they tend to be more rural.
Zillow has a bunch of house and apartment listings you can search through.
We need to build a wall
Fuck off, we're full.
Most applications are done online. If you have a cool accent you would have no problem getting hired doing something with animals because everyone still loves the crocodile hunter
> north east is cucked
no, north east is best part of the country
easy, I'm actually really good with animals and we are grade A bullshitters
We need to build a wall
And also deport all the degenerates
And start following the constitution again
And get rid of socialist practices like welfare
don't forget that Aussies have their own special E-3 visas available so you don't have to compete with all of the poo-in-loo & chink H1Bs.
Got a source on this shit
Check out florida, you could probably get hired to fuck with alligators at some tourist trap
cheers
We need to build a wall.
We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism
We need to build a wall
Come legally and your options are nearly endless.
Having a printed resume of all your previous work experience and other relevant experience will boost your chances, and ultimately I'd recommend getting a job in the Northern US.
At least in my city I've got two solid jobs, and prospects all over for other ones, including a hookup for a walk-on hiring if i get tired of this job.
Careers are harder.
If things are so great why are people complaining about the economy?
Also how is new Hampshire?
>two jobs
>everything is fine
What is the process of going there to live for a few years/permanent? Do you start with a work visa? Do you first need employment to gain a work visa? Then what?
CNN and the pro status quo MSM think they have Trump on the ropes. The people will overcome the Globalists and Cronyists agenda's. TRUMP WILL PREVAIL!
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You need a degree in a low demand job then you get a company to sponsor you for a ec3 visa. If you want a green card prepare to get asraped by petty red rape for 20 years.
I'm getting my uncle to adopt me, fastest path to citizenship ever. I'll be there by October and will illegally vote for Trump
>the President of Money
>ran out of money right after the primaries
Heh.
Come out to CO, lots of space, lots of freedom, lots of left wing hippies to fuck with. Hell if you are 21, you can buy a pistol, an eighth of weed, and a handle of whiskey in less than an hour. Avoid denver, it sucks, if you want city living Colorado Springs is about perfect size.
Oh yeah, and mountains are badass.
Come to Alaska
We have stailians here
Good jobs
Good beer
Lots of outdoors
Nothing poisonous
If u don't come home white man I'll glass ya m8
you're only allowed to come here if you live in a beaner city
we need to build a wall
Move to Austin, TX and apply at Google. Offer to start as coffee boy and work your way up. You really can't go wrong.
What are your skills?
We need more white blood down here.
So I'd welcome you.