>torture/fight scene involving a woman
>have to turn down volume so mom won't think i'm watching porn
Torture/fight scene involving a woman
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Get a job and move out, loser.
My mom knows that I'm too beta to watch porn while she's in the house so I never have to worry about this.
>become a slave and forget about your family, goy
>paying for your own accommodation
You are the real loser, loser.
>porn scene with a woman
>have to turn down volume so mom won't think i'm watching a regular flick
>movie has a 30 second sex scene
>mom comes in exactly when the scene plays
>What are you watching user??
I watch porn with my mum so it's cool
>tfw mom almost caught me jacking off once
>was so horny that I didn't give a fuck and started jacking off while she was in the kitchen
>hear her footsteps approaching
>have to quickly hide my dick in my pants as she enters the room
>bulge still clearly visibly
>sweating.jpg
that was a close call, pretty sure she knew what i was doing
>being able to move out, buy a house or have an apartment w/o taking two jobs
Hello trust fund kitty
>leave all my jizzy tissues down the side of my bed
>come back from sleepover
>the tissues are gone
>never mentioned
what happened to them?
I have a weird ptsd of turning down sex scenes every time even when I don't live with my parents. I think maybe my neighbors will hear me but thats unlikely
>leave my jizztowel in the drawer
>one day i come back from school, jizztowel is in the laundry
>never mentioned
>violent scene involving screaming children
>have to mute volume so neighbours don't think im some sadistic pedo
>tfw jerking so hard your headphones unplug and the moaning blares full blast from your speakers
You think your mom/dad never wanked?
fyi, your mom masturbates at least twice a week. your dad probably as often as you do.
I always mute the internet audio, computer audio and turn off the speakers when watching porn just in case.
>makes my desktop background a picture of some hot chicks ass with bald pussy one night
>forgets about it
>sister comes around next day
>turns on PC
>doh
She just laughed.
>be 14yo curious kid
>home alone, watching yaoi hentai and fapping
>finish
>fell asleep
>wake up 1 hour later
>mom came back from work
>remember that the browser was still open
>rush to my pc
>the browser was closed
>Using the family defense when you're a filthy NEET
I can guarantee that your parents wish they had gone through with the abortion after all, and the fact that you turned out the way you did is the reason they no longer believe in God.
>mam had the green one of these
>distinctly remember she did not like us playing with it
what did she us it for?
use*
what the fuck is this?
Something similar happened with me too. The first memory I ever had watching porn when I was young, I just went crazy, had to of viewed over 40 videos. Had no idea what browser history was. Never been talked about.
massage her undercarriage of course
You're right. If your family don't pay taxes, you should stop loving them. The government are our only true family
Ah, the old days of using a shared family computer. Delete all browser history, cookies and cache after every use.
Something you grip when you do push ups.
it vibrated though
>son, why is the history always gone. I can't access my favorite websites as quickly when I have to search the entire website name every single time.
>uh, I don't know, I think the computer has a virus. gotta go
was it black?
No.
it was the green one in the picture
>character assaults attractive woman (as actresses tend to be)
>doesn't try to rape her
>tfw your dad watches porn nonchalantly all the time
>walk by and spot porn on his laptop
>walk by and he has soft core on the tv
he's not even wanking, he just watches it. what a fucking nut.
Why wasn't Incognito browsing a thing when I was a teenager. Would have saved me a ton of grief.
what an idiot
what is that in his hand?
a rooty tooty point and shooty
>cant overpower one woman
this guy is probably posts on Sup Forums
>not blowing her brains out
what a shit vid
It's not a gun.
>not bashing her skull in
what a shit vid
>back in highschool
>school lets out early
>walk home
>walk up to my room
>hear moaning
>peak in and see mom masturbating on my bed
>sneak back out and come home at usual time
it broke when he hit her
Your sister sounds cool. Did you fuck?
...
>Watching gay porn
>Have to speed up x3 so the pitch is higher and she thinks I'm watching japanese lesbian porn.
>posts from phone
sent from my iphone
clever
this. go full paranoid or go home.
Don't you know you can offload pics onto your computer?
That old chestnut eh?
Heh!
Guess we'll let you off this time pal but you be more careful in the future.
You're still a phoneposting piece of shit NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is this really how autistic invalids console themselves?
>not even that user
How new are y'all? You do no anyone can reply to any post, right?
fuck off y'all
that makes it even worse
defending a phone poster like that
Except you posted the exact same shit here and probably on a bunch of different threads
kys
#BTFO
>porn scene with mom
>have to turn down volume so mom won't think i'm watching porn of her
that image is incredible