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My edition

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its shit

sage

s-shut up!!

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Bailing on Work to fuck around in Ottawa my dudes, called in sick for the whole weekend.

How fucked am I?

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madman

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>ottawa
oh... you're meeting that user

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he has a fucking name
its ryan

stop.....

The gf

stop talking in 3rd person, ryan.

>implying
do you even redditflag?

>redditflag

Uuhhh no? I’m a normal person, cana.

maybe IM the normal person

W-w-what?.... get out of my head!!!

The gf

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*goes deeper in your head*

no
hehehe

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my favorite /jack/ video

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imagine having a gf

imagine jacking off to animated girls and thinking its ok

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what would happen if u put ur dick in it

cum in five seconds

ok /cum/, explain your terrible taste in music.

Except you Washington (state), you're ok

best blowjob on your life.

Never heard of any of this shit.

mexico sure has a lot of criminals

what the fuck is gucci gang
t. floridian

the college kid song of the year

youtu.be/4LfJnj66HVQ

gummo hot fiya

3 day weekend, boyos

why

no class on friday

I can play vidya and drink tomorrow

Havana is shit, suck my dick

No wonder we are such a shithole. People literally praise being an idiot.

I have no idea what Havana is

wanna suck a dick haha

interview went well buds

Good. A less immigrant to worry about.

don't know any of those songs

>mexico

havent thrown up in a couple hours, good times

not even Beat it?

didn't see that one but yes i am aware of micheal jackon's greatest hits

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huh? this wasnt for JET i apply to that next semester

AAAHH

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I am very pro-gun ownership but I just got an email telling me to buy a firearm. I feel like that's not something that should happen.

ate some hashbrowns
good times

Im guessing everybodys circlejerking in the discord again

Only weapon I have for defense I have at home is an aluminum bat. Coming/going to work, I have a a box cutter and a machete used to cut vines.

I have 10+ years training in jiu jitsu

i will kiss a girl this year

for real this time haha... honest haha

come on man, join a club at your uni or something and meet people

>check out the anime club at my uni sophomore year
>it was even worse than I imagined

dont remember giving u permission to save this file ryan

i joined two and hugged a girl last term

microwavedm some more hashbrowns
god im pathetic

>roommate cooks all the time
>even if its just one single pot or pan, he always leaves it for hours on the stove or sink unwashed
>we have literally no clean forks or spoons because theyre all lying dirty in the sink because of him

which clubs?

MY BIH LUH DO COCAINE OOO

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really wish i could drive a bulldozer in iraq and just plow into buildings full of people
they're terrorists so its ok, like thjey're not even people

one with lots of asian girls
and one with lots of nerdy white girls

which ones though? also thinking of joining clubs to meet asian girls but don't know which ones aren't sausagefests

why the fuck would a man choose to have room mates?

how else would I be able to afford an apartment

why the fuck would a man choose to be poor?

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>moving half way across the world for no good reason as a young man

it's your own fault dude

What's wrong with having roommates?

in his case, that they leave dirty dishes all over the place

>He doesn't use paper plates and plastic utensils

>having to take out the trash 3 times a week

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I cooked some sausages, and even though I cut slits in them and cooked them until each side was brownish, the insides are still red and bloody

what am I doing wrong

Cook them for longer on lower heat.

fucking love diogenes

I recommend cooking them shorter but in a higher flame so he can eat it sooner

Why did you cut slits in them?

That’s how you wind up with them being cooked on the outside but not the inside.

He’s part of the holy trinity of meme philosophers alongside Zizek and Stirner.

rate my first dam

if you want to be impatient still you could put them in boiling water for a couple minutes then sear them in a pan

why do you always let that danish poster make editions
take back your thread burgers, end danish tyranny