Peep Show Thread:

How do you go from this. . . .

To THIS???

british people are ugly

to this?

This will be the moral of the thread, whether it dies after 5 posts or 500.

Mark, you been putting your dick in the Dob?

wtf im a monarchist now

It's been 15 years

Something wonky this way comes.

>british people are ugly

It was the whole point of the show that, unless a character is meant to be notably good-looking, they cast average looking people. It would make no sense to have someone that looks like Mark be dating better than a 6/10.

>one of my nicest memories is falling asleep early on a Fall afternoon and waking up at 3 AM, to sit in bed in the dark to finish a project for my sewing class while watching Peep Show
>that was six years ago

Yeah, Olivia Coleman was almost cute in the first season then she hit the motherhood wall hard.

>project for my sewing class

This show was hit really close to home sometimes.

I could never decide if I was more Mark or Jez until I realized I'm 50/50

>Watching the DVDs with my friends in our hangout space, waiting for series 5 to come back to TV, not realising how it would shit the bed eventually

I miss the innocence of my teens

>ywn dick the dob

feel with me, brah

>you will never put your manimal in her flanimal

DOHBEY?

I think it stayed pretty consistently good

I feel like Peep Show lost its heart once David Mitchell became a tv personality

It's hard to connect with the character when you see the inspiration on tv being an insufferable, grand-standing windbag who lectures people like he's standing high above literally pissing on his pleb audience

>watching Peep show on 4od on my laptop in my university hall room whilst having some pasta I cooked at 1am during first year

What's the matter user? Can't handle it when Mitchell brings the bants?

No he's just a cunt. For his character to work on Peep Show you have to believe that deep down he's a good person. It's pretty obvious that Mitchell is not a good person, he's an arrogant shit who thinks he's smarter than everyone else.

That is his character on Peep Show though. Mark and Jez are not good people.

Jez seems alright. He's a bit stupid but he does actually seem ok deep down

No he doesn't. He is stupid, but is not a good guy. He never does anything good

1. A bad unflattering hairstyle. No one looks good with short bangs. It's the haircut all the girltards had in the tard class.
2. Aging. You'll see it in actresses in their 30s, their looks are decaying quite rapidly at that point.
3. It looks like there's some botched plastic surgery in the mix too.

she is so perfect

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Peep Show lost it's heart after the wedding episode. Every season after was just going through the motions

>For his character to work on Peep Show you have to believe that deep down he's a good person

What the fuck cunt? It's the opposite of that. Mark is complete scum who wants people to think he's a good person

FAT

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TOLL
PAID

no he isnt.

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Mark is not a good person. Hes the weedy guy who likes to think hes the good underdog hurt by society, but when push comes to shove he'll try to marry someone for a cottage, try to hide killing his new bosses dog, forget his kid in a restaurant to fuck someone in a bathroom, kick his roomate and best friend to the street, stalk every woman hes ever interested in, kidnap and hold hostage his crushes husband so he can take her on a cruise and steal her etc etc

The difference between Mark and Jez is Mark does a way better job lying to himself to justify the shit things he does.

it's like she already thinks of cucking him

>stalk every woman hes ever interested in,

With facebook and instgram and snapchat i dont know how a modern man can avoid doing this

>It's pretty obvious that Mitchell is not a good person, he's an arrogant shit who thinks he's smarter than everyone else.

Literally Mark

>Ethnic English in England: ugly
>Ethnic English in Australia: hunky sex gods

>tfw you're the worst parts of both

What the fuck kinda show do you think you have been watching this entire time. Mark is the worst kind of person. Also if you have such a difficult time separating an actor from a fictional character I think you might be legitimately autistic.

I'm more worried that she seem have married some kind of alien that's wearing human skin.

>tfw you will never fuck Thicc Suze

I'm Mark, right down to the obsession with WW2.

(you)

>For his character to work on Peep Show you have to believe that deep down he's a good person.
Are you retarded or have American sticoms completely destroyed your good sense?

He's definitelly pretty smart

however his wife is smarter

What was that brown frosting shit they were always eating throughout the show?

LONDON

bran flakes

>Now I can get fat.

I fucking started watching this show when it aired at 24, the time my wife left me. This show is all I had during the next decade and some, it ended and here I am, still alone and empty.

No worries

/sips beer

JAV code?

Much like most people going through their 30's, poetry

>brown frosting
Americans

It's a different actress, you were rused.

both are ugly

SUZE WHERE ARE THE BIG SCISSORS? DID YOU MOVE THE BIG SCISSORS?

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TURKEY MARK?
I REALLY THINK THAT IF I'M EATING SOME TURKEY, YOU SHOULD EAT SOME TURKEY AS WELL!

>tfw wife gets fat as soon as you get married
>tfw house husband for your empowered feminist wife
>doesn't even take your surname

JUST

>be rich and famous and would have 10/10 sluts thrown themselves at you
>marry and impregnate a literal -1/10 that id refuse to fuck even if i were drunk

Is he... dare I say it... not my guy?

It's like the guy said, she let herself go the day after this photo was taken

Don't get married, and look up if common law marriages exist in your home country (they don't in the UK, Davy was a fool)

fuck me... i bet her mums a whale. its not 100% but its usually a fair indicator.

and yeah we have common law marriage here. makes you much more apprehensive if you're conscious of it. i know a few guys who are married to their ex girlfriend.

2bh he didn't even bother to shave the day they got married

bet he didn't shower or brushed his teeth either

by getting a haircut

>t. Someone who can't grow a beard

Looks like he did piss himself though

>get paid to be leftwing talking heads in the media that criticise traditional patriarchal society and shill for destructive ideologies like feminism and atheism

>have quintessential English church wedding with all the traditional trimmings

Who the fuck decides that two days before you get married is a good time to start growing a beard?

His fianceé maybe? I imagine everyone knows who wears the pants in this relationship.

>doesn't even take your surname
>>Victoria Coren-Mitchell

>takes your surname by changing your surname

What did the stupid whore mean by this?

>implying that cucking him with a hyphen is any better

>mums a feminist
>made my name her name with dads name without a hyphen
>dont use her name
>shes mad but what the fuck is she gonna do about it? change my name again?

She comes a journo family where her name means something. it's all about name recognition and shekels, happens in Hollywood all the time

/thread

also dobby was sexy in her own way

if youre already famous and married to a famous person nobody needs to know your changed name

this isnt 1940 people dont just forget you when you have a wikipedia page

She is a journalist and uses those skills to explain herself sometimes too

>I had an instinct to take my husband's name when I got married. It felt like a romantic statement of pride, love and permanence, and of doing what's always been done in my family.

>But I was scared that it might be mistaken for a blow against feminism. Scared that it might be a blow against feminism, or at least disrespectful of it. And nervous that, without the label I'd soldiered under for nigh on 40 years, I might feel like I had disappeared. ("Mitchell" is a pretty inconspicuous surname anyway; I'm fond of my curious birth name that people mispronounce and spell as "Cohen" one email in three.)

Cohen is a good jew name, you don't want to make life hard for yourself by dropping it

Other people have already pointed it out, but I need to say it too. You're fucking stupid.

It's a lot more than just the haircut.

>When you're a feminist so you stick it to your husband whom you love and want to spend forever with by keeping your fathers surname as a trophy of women

Are feminists, dare I say it, fucking stupid cunts?

>also dobby was sexy in her own way

Lol no. Dobby was maybe a 2/10.

>Feminists care about their self-image more than their husbands/ boyfriends

Well, it's not new.

yeah but a 2/10 can be sexy, dumbass. you can be aroused by a sewer drain that's how men's dicks work.

>When you as a man give your daughter your surname but she becomes a feminist and marries a cuck and refuses to take his name but keeps your name and maintains that it's a feminist thing to keep your fathers name

Based spastic daughters

>mark plays blitzkrieg

HOW /ourguy/ CAN HE POSSIBLY GET?

>a 2/10 can be sexy
That's virgin-think.
>you can be aroused by a sewer drain
If you are subhuman or British, yes.

And don't call me a dumbass.

Any kids of women who keep their surname will always be given the dads name though.

Men taking their wife's name is the ultimate form of cuckoldry and can never be defended.

It's called age, something you're obviously unfamiliar with kid

Sad!

going this far out of your way to prove you don't understand what the word "sexy" means = virgin

what a dumbass

>Implying you wouldn't let Dobby rub herself up against your cock in the stationary cupboard

Yeah and he celebrates Christmas and Easter too, wow what a horrible hypocrite.
>atheism is bad
What is a yank doing criticising him for this? Fuck off mate.

>you're a low class hunk
>seduce and marry a blue-blood
>implying you would stick with your fisherman name

UGLY

>atheists don't want no religion, unless free food and presents are involved
Shocking! No wonder arabs will replace you, at least they stick to their beliefs.

>It's like the guy said, she let herself go the day after this photo was taken
she did some ''documentary'' about porn too. plus she is rich af so she can do whatever she wants