Season 1 - 28 years old

Season 1 - 28 years old
Season 7 (4 years later) - 40 or so years.

Fuck, Jake will probably die on the next 6 or 7 years.

never forget

He's not even a dog. Who knows how long he'll live.

Fuck. I hope the quads aren't right this time.

Hes magic remember

I don't know. He got 12 years older in dog years, on a space of 4 years.

Looks like he live as much as a regular dog. His parents died before Finn reached 12.

This. The opening of AT is a complete lie now. Jake is not a dog and Finn is not a human.

Finn is a human, and Jake is half dog.

His parents weren't magic though. He's one of the main characters. He won't die for real unless the show is ending.

One of his parents is absolutely magic.

So we'll finally see Jake the Dog Poop His Diaper?
Drawception will be pissed.

Did I miss something. What makes him "half dog"?

>Did I miss something.
Several episodes, probably.

An extradimensional lovecraftia shapechanger creature bite the head of his father on one flashback episode.

Jake came out of his father head with the same powers of the creature, and.not long after is mother gave birth to his brother.

So Jake is the offspring of an extradimensional being and hiatus dad, but he doesn't know it.

Season 6 episode 16 "Joshua and Margaret Investigations"

Jake is born from Joshua's head like Athena from Zeus by way of an extradimensional shape-shifting alien's parasitic bite

Shit I totally forgot about that

He's an elder gods babby hes not gonna die

no they wont. It's a cashcow cartoon.

Do you even watch this show?

I meant Joshua and Margaret, the parents in the comment I responded to.

Is good show.