This is no man's land. no man can cross it

>this is no man's land. no man can cross it
>good that Im a womyn
ahahahahahahaha

Is this real ?

I AM NO MAN
*STABS HITLER IN THE FACE*

>when you are a ww1 soldier and a woman in a bondage outfit appears in no man's land

So can we at least agree that the people who rave about this turd are paid shills?

or maybe they have some fetish?

>picking some ugly kike to play Wonder Woman

This shit is why Hollywood is failing.

>i'm the right man for the job

Wonder Woman literally says this also.

she is hot as fuck and one of the chosen one. cant top that

They say no man can cross it, but they don't do the "I AM A WOMXN!" thing. Thought they would, but they didn't

I didn't see you laughing when LOTR did this.

because lotr is not a cringe fest

That wouldnt explain how did it BTFO winter soldier (and others) in the first world

*executes Goebbels*

No.

How long have you been keeping tabs on OP?

I wouldn't even care if they picked some kikess to play WW. It's the fact that they chose an actress that has the body of a teenage boy to play a character known for having a curvaceous and feminine features which really grinds my gears.

I like her facial expression in your pic.
She is a very good actress and we will see WW nominated

>train for 2000 years stright becaue you are imortal
>half of the amazon fighters are slaughtered on the beach by some regular german soldiers
just

>first time in years some humans show up
>murder them all

>random indian wtf
>actually makes smoke signs

Hollywood is actively discriminating against busty actresses. The Capeshit era should have been when porn tier actresses like Christina Hendrix should have had the limelight. Instead we get flat chested kikes and pudgy actresses playing goddesses and heroines they don't resemble.. I feel for our well endowed sisters. This should have been their decade.

>a sword that can kill a god
>she grabs it by the blade and hits german soldiers with the handel without cutting her hands

>she'll never deliver and will retire without full nudes

>one of the best marksman of the britbongs
>cant shoot because ptsd

also

>idian says he does not have a side in this war
>5 minutes later he is taking the village with the diversity team

>bitch can speak 100 languages
>does not know what snow is

There's only so much you can do with a sword and bow.

>be somwere near the otoman empire, prob somewhere between the islans of greace
>fall asleap
>be in london by the time she wakes up

The sword isn't special

You sound like a cuck who enjoys pegging.

Vagina carriers spend more money than men.

Why not? Real men don't feel insecure about being penetrated by a dominant woman.

ares: white cis capitalist patriarchy
wonder womyn: feminist taking it down in the name of diversity and social justice

...

>lying
>on the internet

if it was all ares fault how do you explain ww2?

He did the armistice so he's responsible for that too

sounds like ares was a jew

Why would a Greek god worship the god of a completely different faith

he created the jews and he is actually jewhova

>can die from bullet wounds
>is magically inmune to poison gas

>this is no man's land. no man can cross it
>good that Im a subhuman

She's weak to piercing objects and getting her hands tied up.

The real question is: she knew 100 languages from the classic era.

How they fucked does she know modern English?

>Not posting the webm

This is so bad

why did the germans speak english?

She healed the bullet wound in a few hours though

Same way the Atlanteans in the Disney movie knew English

>weak to piercing and bondage
yep, she's a woman alright

you kidding right?
is that lore related?
never read her comics so idk if you trolling

maybe "no man's land" refers to MAN as in, the species ? I mean they weren't gonna call it no homo land cuz that doesn't sound right

>no cuts
>no pacman or some other bazinga tier reference quip
Top tier capeshit

>wonder woman is a jew
>the nazis literally traverse time and space to get her

LOL.

It's not a coincidence that the people shilling Spiderman Homecoming are also shitting hard on WW to try course-correct the Marvel narrative.

Bullets are not receptor antagonists, lad.

>is a jew
>lies
IMAGINE MY SHAWK

nice gook subtitles

1/2

People will make war anyway. That was the point.

Women take words literally literally.

>spiderman movie about to come out
>metacritic already below wonder woman
>firsr ((korean)) rips come out and like 5 threads about it in the catalog
Makes you think

2/2

you cant make this shit up

Do you think that those shills are jews?

Pretty sure that hasn't been canon since the golden age, though. I know for myself it wasn't in the 90s.

The mvoie couldn't go 3 minutes and 40 seconds without a KANGZZZ YAS QUEEN moment

Dropped.

WW was fetish fuel that somehow got corrupted by feminists.

You... you didn't watch the whole movie did you?

It hasn't been canon for years but it's my fetish, y'know?

she did not knew that, for her that sword was suposed to be overpowered weapon.

To be quite honest my friends I was mainly excited to see Clair Underwood die since I know that's the closest I will ever get to seeing that cunt get what's hers.

That's such a stupid line.

>this is no man's land.
>this is where we do most of our fighting.
>when we're not fighting in it, we're sneaking out to do recon.
>as you can see it's full of barbed wire, we send out teams of people all the time to lay it.
>OH and if you see a runner come through, make sure you don't delay him. Don't offer them a cup of tea, they run a tight schedule.
> what's that clinking and clanking noise you ask? Why that's the team's of thousands of miners who hang out underground in no man's land.
>hey look there, In that shell hole, it's a snipers nest, Hans is in there, 'say Hi Hans!'
>oh and looks like we have to stop fighting for the next day, the red cross want to get out there, give water to the dying, rescue the wounded.
>by the way we're going to play football later if you want to join us? Well...no, it's not a common occurrence, but if you want in on the game we'll be trading goodies like cigarettes and booze afterwards.

They always have. They use daddy's money or suck off their spouse. None of that has changed. They just have their own card with their name on it now to pretend it's their money

>with the diversity team

>OY VEY THIS FILM IS ABOUT INCLUSION AND EMPOWERMENT GOYIM

>but can you throw in a drunken scotsman who's a wreck, a swarthy con artist from Alergia, and a Native American who throws tomahawks with grenades on them

So sorry your autism is so crippling

you forgot the smoke signals

>>firsr ((korean)) rips come out and like 5 threads about it in the catalog

They only released the rip after the box office entered the final stretch

Oh god how did I forget those.

>mfw the indian guy sounds like a chicano

The sniper is just an actor, he doesn't actually know how to shoot

the actor is the guy from algeria
the one with the retarded hat

Looks great! I'll give it a shot.

dont, you will waste 2.5 hours of your life.

Why don't normies get sick of the forced diversity in most movies and TV shows? It just feels so inauthentic and fake.

I bet it's kino. Awesome visuals and shit. That's what make a good movie.

because the jews agenda is to have at least half of all the actors ina a move/tv show to be niggers by 2018
even though they only make 10% of the usa populations (if you only count the ones that are not in prison)

The CGI used in WW is probably the worst I've seen in any capeshit movie, other than BM vs SS. All the fight scenes look video gamey

I dunno but. All I am saying is that I find it archly ironic that they would spend all this time talking about how they're so great for empowering women via Wonder Woman....but then they fill out her team with stereotypes that the same people whining about lack of positive representation SHOULD have been complaining about.

If they were actually interested in that sort of thing, that is.

no its not
>all fight scenes are in nigger slow mo
>you can see the CGI from a mile away even in 360p
>you can see this bitches stunt actress half the actions scenes that is not cgi because diferent body proportions
>no character development except "gyom are bad, but im a goddess im stron because women stronk"

I laughed audibly for a good 5 seconds thanks

It's so blatant here too. It's like the Jeep/Chrysler product placement in the Superman movies, only instead of cars you get nods to coloreds ensuring them they are indeed Queenzzz and haven't been forgotten.

Because we wouldn't want that.

How did Predator manage to have an Austrian lead, two black guys that didn't feel forced and a native american(?) without it being detrimental?

it's implied x

Not in Wonder Woman, but Pirates of the Carribean 5 used a similar gag.
>no man can read the map
>good thing I'm no man then
I walked out the theater then.

You could say the same thing about the hypersexualisation of black men in Hollywood. Many of those stereotypes have their roots in racist caricatures of the antebellum era, when black men were seen as hypersexual animals that needed to be controled . Which is why I find it ironic that Blacks today embrace those same stereotypes fullheartedly, and are essentially playing into the hands of racists. Hollywood diversity has always been a farce.

>watching the korean rip with korean subs

dude just wait a couple of weeks what are u a faggot pleb?

World building in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Bill Duke dropping out of a helicopter in a suit was pure sex. You had this whole backstory crafted in your head already. Meanwhile Jesse Ventura looked like he just came from a bar after a hard days work on the ranch or whatever, while Arnie looked like he just came back from a mission in Cuba to acquire new cigars for his road trip. Ponch, Billy, Dillon, even the General - all the same - different styles, mannerisms, ticks, etc. The movie was well crafted and had a lot of love. It also helped the cast bonded together during pre-production via gym workouts and spec ops training. Why do you think Bill and Jesse mesh so well as buddies who have been in the thick of it? It's like a manly version of ebony and Ivory but it isn't forced. Or how about trying to make Billy laugh with your corny jokes while mentally steeling your brain for combat, during and after. (You) BELIEVE these guys have seen some shit and have gone through a lot with each other.

Today it's more "let's get an ensemble together and make sure there's color :^)"

Its just not the same.

Yeah, but does she have melanin receptors tho?

are you saying the movie gets better?

>More blue filter.
>More terrible CGI.
>Subs in chink but I know the dialogue there was 100% guaranteed shit.
>Gal Gadot being as stiff and shit of an actress as ever.
This webm is all the viewing I'll be doing, thanks.