That'll be $199.99 sir

That'll be $199.99 sir

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Robert you've outdone yourself

Thanks Robert

Y-you, too...

Robert you hooked it up again!

FUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGGGER

SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO

>On double date to the movies
>Decide to show off to gf and pay for all of our tickets, popcorn and soda
>"That'll be $140"

Merci Robèrt

cheers robbo mate

Robert is a fine young man, don't talk to him like that

Thank you noble tribesman, please have $50 as a tip.

I think you need to leave the kinoplex, user.

I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

thats what I earn in half an hour m8. stop being a poorfag

What is this faggot shit?

I don't have that kind of money Robert..

it wasn't so much being unable to afford such a price, its being suprised by the price being so high

Why are they trying to pay when the cashier isn't even logged in?

Looks like someone here is too much of a beta to go to his kinoplex

Do you ask someone if theyre logged in before trying to pay you miserable fuck

no problem, lemme just finish the receipt

I usually pay for my tickets after placing my order, then the cashier types the order in and tells me how much it is.
Or is this an American thing? Like how you have to pay first before you can get petrol?

>t. popcorn butterer with mandatory wooden tip barrel

>sir, you forgot your popcorn!

blocks your path

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woah... powerful imagery

lel

Hi Muhammed, I drew this picture, wanna see?

what now? Are movies haram too?

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave after you pay sir

No refunds

a large packed bucket of king crab would be closer to $350-400, and knowing movie theater food prices they'd hike that up to $500 minimum.

Robert... I'm not paying this.

youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU

ayy i havent heard this in a while

ROBERT BE CAREFUL

I have to warn you that Wonder Woman is violent and your family might find it offensive. Would you like to watch Despicable Me 3 instead?

Take your seat, Sup Forums. And if you'd like to do some business, there are vacancies.

Excuse me, sorry, but my wifes son brought his falcon Hector along and forgot his portaloo, does the cinema have a portaloo I can rent?

Unfortunately, no. But you can buy a designated shitting seat!

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Very reasonable Bobby my man, very reasonable, and here's a hundo for yourself.

>so how did it go with you and user last night?
>"you're not going to believe it. he was kind of creepy the whole evening and I told him I had to go to the bathroom and when I came back he was standing all naked and he was only THIS long"
>what a creep! I feel kind of sorry for him, though
>"yeah, me too. he began crying when I told him he had to go"

This hit a little too close to home.

honestly, and I'm being dead serious, if you can't afford $200 for a snack then you a trash person in my eyes.

Salam..You dont paid you Jyzza Tax to the Cinema user.

200 is simply too much, 199.99, howevever is okay

It's sad people like this garbage meme.

It's sad you were born

name a meme that isn't garbage

you have 23.5 minutes to do so

Hey, Robert! I apologize for my autistic son here (). He just started middle school and is at that age where he tries very hard to impress older peers and is struggling to fit in. Calls everything he hates or disagrees with reddit even though he browses it in incognito, God bless him. If you can place him in the kinodaycare for a couple of hours that would be great, I'll even pay a $560 tip for your troubles along with the usual crab leg hotdog and some nachos. Just be extra careful though, cause he does not take kindly to individuals that resemble my wife's boyfriend.

>in incognito
if i made a mistake like that i'd probably fucking kill myself

the mistake of browsing in incognito?

just the idea of being anonymous towards your reddit friends is horrendous

reddit is that way sir

>in incognito

That's not a problem. I'll just escort him to the cages. Please allow Chad Thorenburg to assist you while I'm gone. But be careful, he does have a habit of being extra polite, hehe.

Trying way to hard

>And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.
You're putting people out of their jobs, you selfish swine

We've got another lost child here. Take him to the baneposter atrium with all the other spics

(You) did it user! Good job!

sorry kid but you have to go now

that fucking pig nose lmao

>84494799
BAHAHAHAHA

this is the face of an user who is mad at getting BTFO

But that wasnt even me. U need to pay better attention to the ip counter

you have to leave

what face?

Do women really go for guys like this?

Do women really go for guys that aren't like this?*

FTFY

>you need to pay attention to the ip counter
No I'm not doing that.

Sometimes. Money and power helps quite a bit.

>modern times
>mfw I don't have to pay anything for the girl

>when the penis inspector charges you extra for having a big d

That's a big bucket

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W-what happens in the rotunda of resignation?

>not using your falcon to harass the local theater Imam into submission
Why even bring a falcon if not for this purpose?

what bonuses do I get if I link my reddit account to my cinebux card? do I need a lot of karma to utilize them?

you don't want the theatre scales to get off balance and for one entire theatre to plunge into the dungeon. all weight must be accounted for or the balance will be lost

Robert?

for you

Yes?

Please don't leave me again Robert, I can't lose you.

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>thanks for your wife, your popcorn is waiting for you

oh here we fucking go the klan is here

I'll always be with you, Steven