/brit/

you may say im a dreamer

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if you get tiredddd
of hanging aroundddd

toiling all night
so the bossman happy
toiling all night
to make things zappy

single-linking numpty twat arse-face MONG

Hello again friend. It's me, Gary Barlow, cultural icon and national treasure. Trying to keep my cool here mate, but when you make slanderous statements like that you are making it very, very difficult. How can you say that I, Gary Barlow, the brains and mastermind behind legendary boy band Take That, am not an artist? And how, can you seriously, consider Robbie "REEKS OF SHIT" Williams an artist? I have never nor will I ever have sexual relations with a minor. Robbie "PHIMOSIS" Williams on the other hand is a prolific child predator that needs to be brought to justice. Robbie "LOW-FUNCTIONING AUTISM" Williams is a spastic cunt devoid of all emotion, his songs are terrible and are written by other people. On top of that, Robbie "MUHAMMAD" Williams is a known Muslim sympathiser. His kind has no place in Britain and I will slit the throat of any traitor who dares stand in my way. I do hope you'll consider my words before making such ridiculous accusations in the future. Thank you for listening to more of my, Gary Barlow's, thoughts and feelings!

Seriously doubt it you gormless space cadet.

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thoughts lads?

had an extremely vivid dream about kissing a girl last night

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toon

>Ed Sheeran has billions of views

jews are collectively suiciding

who's your boss?
mines called Mr. Lim
he's very generous, gave me 20 shillings raise yesterday

>4 women
Dire

get over yourself you daft little radgie

women
>Dire

>go to buy some shares of a company
>it's CEO is a creepy-ass looking white male

annnd dropped

You are joking right, he is their finest creation

thailad has always been better than the algerian. if thailad posted during normie hours he'd have quadruple as many (You)s as Alan. the only thing stopping thailad from becoming the king of /brit/ are his posting hours.

went to the GP and now I'm ill with a million things because every stupid fucking cunt needs to cough without covering their mouth

Any not terrible lads in

had a very surreal dreamt last night
dreamt I was in a park and dropped a piece of litter then jeremy corbyn came out of the bushes and started telling me off
felt very realistic. I was fucking terrified

Haha you fucked it up stupid roastie

>white
>folk music
>not a degenerate rapper

literally Holocast part 2

owo what's this????

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>Haha you fucked it up stupid roastie

He's like early Bieber, lures in the little girls and then does duets with niggers to introduce sheltered cotswolds girls to Jaykwan and such

created all the big gimmicks of the past year

the modern american phenotype

lads have we done any mcing in tesco lately

anime

miss the no era penal, rppney and refball memes from Sup Forums desu

euros and wc cannot come soon enough

imagine getting a lifetime ban and probably a criminal record for protesting a red card for a millionaire mercenary spanish footballer in a fa cup 4th round replay against norwich

eating (activated) almonds lads
can feel my pineal gland decalcifying as we speak

sent from my iphone

Spunk the sheets?

>'While Doherty was in Gloucester court for the aforementioned charges, heroin fell out of his coat pocket. He was arrested for possession.'

fucking baller lmao

the onylt hing i cant think to say to the barber is 'the same but shorter but not too short'.

reminds me

Overheard some very middle class innocent girls discussing some yank rapper on the bus
they must have been like 16

its all over

anime is not welcome in /brit/

soccer is gay

go bald or no

anime is good and /brit/ is better for it

Why is there no Sup Forums /brit/

>I first produced me pistol and then produced me rapier
I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ye

anime?

I just say "commence cutting"

>Overheard some very middle class innocent girls discussing some yank rapper on the bus
>they must have been like 16
>its all over

Toil in 2 hours and 22 minutes. Already drinking. Oh god when will this nightmare end?

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want to do this

i just go for the classic 'a bit shorter on the sides than on the top'

Love Frasier me.

Bit predictable writing but its still good

How long you working tonight?

any schizoid man who experiences periods of brief reactive psychosis in?

Any völkisch man in?

what the fuck do these noncey virgins get out of posting cartoon pictures of little girls with the caption "anime"?

any nigger man in

aye
been to their forums?

it's only predictable because everyone copies it

Uni toil in 2 hours and 20 minutes lads

just got a phone call from jammer

Everytime we see a black girl or a group of black girls the GF says they are beautiful and asks me to ask them to take a picture with them. Don't know what to think of this.

Someone post alan in the gnome child hat

blue eyes are recessive

Just the eight. Don't like walking home at 2 in the morning tho.

zoom cunt

uni isn't toil. the dean ain't gona fire you.

>uni
>toil
No

mum's started using find my iphone to see if i've left the house
don't like it
stalker

redpill her with infographs and why niggers have lower iqs

>Uni toil

your gf is on the same societal level as upper clas women in the 1700s here

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uni is worse than toil in many ways

turn your location off then?

mong

gonna give my new testicular guillotine a try lads

insurmountable joy

Power through la.

who is this pimp with the million medals?

why does her find my phone find your phone Lol

why were there so many police and rail staff along the way?

what if i lose my phone?

me

Lol.

>sweetie, take a picture with the animals

then you're a stupid mong which proves my hypothesis to be correct

Is there any hope for music today?

Haven't heard something released that's really struck me in a while

should have gone to toil today but didn't. might record the hours regardless haha

Had literally a dozen chances to kiss a girl for real last month and I let them all slip by me.

listening to carrie & lowell by sufjan stevens

ive done it for nearly a year and this was finally the response i was looking for. thank you, i will stop now.

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go back to the classics lad

She ma bestie bestie she ma bestie

Bragging rags for doing his job.
Don't care.

>Interview and assessments for new toil on Monday
>Utterly shitting myself

do you even know how to kiss ?

Yeah and then she posts them on Facebook and her mom says they are beautiful too. Literally like an exotic animal. it goes smoothly most of the time but last time I could see that one African-American girl we took a picture with felt kind of uncomfortable the way GF was overly excited.

No. That's why I let the chances slip by me. Scared of being outed as a kv.

think /brit/'s made me more negative as a person, slowly over time