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FAKE NEWS

fpbp

planning this since the beginning

C - T E

>Dougie has only been around for 4 1/2 episodes

It's felt a helluva lot longer

>ywn get a whiff

That's not cute, that's sexy.
Get your terminology right.

Wanked to this image last night

Was the girl Judy?

Is it true we'll see no more Albert?

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CUTE

HELL

GAWD

BABY

DAMN

NO

We're not gonna talk about Judy.

In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Santa Maria... Huer de chu go?

Yeah, and?
Who's to say in the TP universe they didn't use homeless people as guinea pigs or the military missed them?

I am legitimately offended that us Twin Peaks fans have been waiting so long for a new season and this is what Lynch shits out. Wow David, wow. Umm.. let's just pretend this whole "Season 3" thing never happened, alright?

They are all from Twin Peaks.

Read my book.

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>homeless people as guinea pigs
For what? They knew it would it would completely explode/vaporize anything
>the military missed them
Yeah, all of those homeless people living in the middle of the desert miles away from any civilizaton

>Senor Droolcup
>Senorita Dido

>mfw they are Buenos Aires' spirits

they died in the fire on TP
(fire walk with me)
their spirits were locked on non-exist-ance
da bomb brought them back

Dick Tremayne

Remember before the season started everyone was scared that this season would play on le nostalgia too much and overdo the quirkiness and le coffee and pie xddd

Then when the season comes out and Lynch does something different people still shit all over it for going the other way

Fuck you al

Cute?
The answer is YES!

WHAT
IN
THE
FUCK

It's the episode tagline, every episode's tagline is an actual line in the episode

Anyone knows the name of the soundtrack (with the sax) that starts at about 0:30 into the scene? Got hands on the full twin peaks archives soundtrack but there's a load of stuff there and still haven't managed to find it.
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Some people just can't be pleased.

I know, I was explaining to the brainlet why his idea made no sense.

She's dayyyyd
Wrapped in playysteck

there is something *off* about Sonny Jim desu

what could it be? the child of a "human" manufactured by BOB and DoppleCoop can't be normal. and what about Janey-E?

I guess people wanted this new direction but with mostly the old and good characters and taking place in Twin Peaks most of the time. Not these disposable nobodies we dont care about all over the world. Just a guess, I like the new season.

Fellas
DON'T DRINK
THAT

Kyle is way cuter!

The monster in the glass box kinda looked like the long nose thing that shat out Bob

I'm going to fug Jade!

Yeah, that's the Mother.

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no shit

I just want Coop, Janey-E, and Sonny Jim to be have a nice life together ;_;

Took me 5 seconds to find it
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Me too.

Lynch should make a comfy spinoff show about the Jones family.

Lynched

>brainlet
Hey, I just haven't read the book, man.

post the lynched webm

whose cooch do you think smells more potent

I want to have nice life together with Naomi Watts.

Sorry, then you're just FROSTED

It's still not confirmed, either way. The entire thing could just be coincidence

No, fuck you.

He may be 'way cuter' but Sheryl Lee is CUTEST!
Besides, who we find cuter than others is a matter of opinion and taste

If I had the choice to dive face first into either cooch, I'm taking Sherilyn 10 out of 10 times.

Sheryl is C U T E !

Why didn't Josie and Pete just cut him a 2 inch by 4 inch like he asked and just send the old fart away? Why do they have to be smartasses?

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this scene was so fucking pointless

That's cool.
I come here for the speculation and theorizing.
I don't need hard facts from Sup Forums.

I haven't been this much on Sup Forums since LOST ended.

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watching part 6
lynch is one sick fuck

But user, that is Ray Wise!

>started reading frost's book because of the FROSTED memes
>letters from thomas jefferson
>letters from lewis and clark

what a hack

>needing to have facts spoonfed

the acting in that scene was hilarious

>lynch is one sick fuck
took you this long to figure out?

yes i'm sure there's a totally justifiable reason for that scene to be in the flick

You've been FROSTED, you flake.

are normies still btfo?

if you cant follow the lore then what are you here for, "the art"?

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But it wasn't in the film.

Everyone, even Lynch's son, has been btfo

no but come on. i'm watching still so maybe that had a purpose but if that was just for shits and giggles that's pretty fucked up

yeah but didn't know he was running-over-a-little-boy-with-a-truck levels of sick fuckery

fuck off

The normies have been LYNCHED
The LYNCHEDfags have been FROSTED

Can't wait to see what next week has in store.

>this scene was so fucking kino

FTFY

>woodcutting has to be üüüünivombbb. ach-curatte.

They loved part 8

best scene alert

Is this shooped?

user, Lynch is "keep Mädchen Amick in a rape dungeon" levels of sick fuck.

Sonny Jim is evil. He blinks backwards like a Lodge spirit (in the scene where Dougie cries)

What's exactly the problem?

Why is Lynch so much of a "if it wasn't my idea it wasn't good" faggot that he didn't bring Windom Earle back?

DOugei fall off horse

>having a trump/obama cameo in a show set in bumfuck washington

Windom is NON-EXIST-ENT

Windom Earle's soul got the succ by BOB.

he has autism

AYUDAMÉ!!

windom earle sucked

This doesn't even make sense regarding (You?)r complaint

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he was the equivalent of brother mouzone. glad he's gone.

ok lynch you don't need 72 reaction shots

you sucked

doesn't the president live in washington tho?

he thought he was on Sup Forums and posting reaction images