Can a German please tell me a joke?

Can a German please tell me a joke?
You're always so serious.

A nazi joke please

What is the best hotel in the world?
Ausschwitz 4.7 million stars

aren't you afraid of internet police ?
i've heard that you can get in trouble for nazi jokes in germany

What is the difference between a jew and santa claus?
The direction in the chimney

Its ok as long as you dont deny the holocaust or do something stupid on facebook or twitter

Three Jews walk through the streets. They are hungry but have no money. Suddenly they come across a church with a sign "Everyone who lets himself be baptised today gets 10 Dollars". After some thought, one of them volunteers and goes in. The other two wait outside until the volunteer comes out. The run up to him and ask "So did you get the 10 dollars?" He looks at them and says "See, that's why I hate you fucking Jews, always just thinking about money".

A jew asks where his parents went
gone by the wind

What's the difference between a jew and a scout?

Scout gets out of the camp

Who is the poorest person in britain?

The local dentist

What is the difference between Belgian girls and Belgian potatoes?
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Belgian potatoes are first in the soil and then in the cellar


Please clap

Why don’t Jews eat pigs?
You can call a Jew a lot of things, but they are certainly not cannibals.

hahaha i like a roundabout joke

How many jews can fit into a car?
2 in the front 3 in the back and 5 in the Ashtray

does Belgian honor kill too?

Knock knock

>A nazi joke please

That's not funny.
My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He was drunk and fell from the watchtower.

bretty good :D

German humor is 10/10

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what could happen in germany if you go out dressed as hitler? serious question

pretty good

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serious answer

getting arrested or beaten up by minorities
you'd basically be an American

who's there?

Mean looks and police officers telling you to stop, if someone called them for public disturbance

For carnival? Nothing

Oh God no don't ask for this please britbong.

no people wanting selfies and shit like that?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans?


Jail

Depends on the the person.
I'd say it's rare that you find people here who take it as a joke

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this is really good actually

What do you call a building full of Germans?

Mosque.

lol

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan

What's a mexicans favorite song?

Another brick in the wall

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Very good.

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Fun fact about Germany:
[spoiler] NO FUN IN GERMANY GO BACK TO WORK! [/spoiler]

shit i fucked it up

What's the favourite tea of Manchester's inhabitants ?
The PenalTea

They disbled spoiler for int for some reason

Do you have any jokes about Poles? Except for plumber and car thieves.

What does a pole get for Christmas? Your iPod.

did you hear about the polish terrorist? he was going to blow up a car but burned his lips on the exhaust

>Crustiano Ronaldough

Literally loled

why are germans so unfunny and strict

Because every time we joke around we destroy Europe.

When will France cease to exist?


When the Belgians stop tossing their incest-children over the fence.

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He received the gas bill.

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH

He went to Argentina, everyone knows that.

You unironically reverted the joke

I need the sauce on music brudi

>"Can a German please tell me a joke?"

Please, don't.

junior senior - move your feet

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