Is he white?
Is he white but really really tan?
Is he a Deep Ravioli Guido?
Is he a mexicano?
Is he native american?
Is he black?
What the fuck is he. I know his name is Herman Schultz and it sounds german as fuck but this nigga look like a nigga.
And he got them GOOOOOD VIBRAYSHUUHUUNS so i think he a nigga
It's New York.
He's probably Italian, or Jewish going by the name.
There are more races than black and white. You stupid american cunt.
looks Italian
the op suggest more than black and white you dumbass
He's probably mixed.
So whatchu sayin is.
*revs up vibro gauntlets*
Now hol up
*puts on padded suit*
Whatchu sayin is
*tightens gurdle*
That this spicy son of a mama
*picks up coin*
Oy vey, yous sayin
*laces boots*
Yous sayin
*puts on mask*
Yo's sayin he's a Jewtalian?
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Lieber's rationale for how he did Shocker was that he spent all his free time in Florida. White, just gets a lot of sun when he's not on the job.
Was Aryan white, now white again.
That's clearly Purple Man impersonating him.
His dad was black and his mom was white, just as God intended.
>shocker becomes a crime boss at the end of superior foes
>never mentioned again in any comic
Why can't Marvel let him be happy?
>so what is The Shocker anyway?
funnily enough, OP, that's what yo momma asked me last night about two minutes before she experienced the most intense orgasm of her life.
'Herman Schultz' is as German of a name as anyone could have
Being a crime boos and never being mentioned is probably the best way to go about your business in crime. Exposure = problems.
Because half the things that happened in Superior Foes never actually happened.
according to Lieber he's white but he's one of those old school New Yorkers that sends all their vacation time in Florida so he's sand tanned to hell
Well he does kinda look like the younger counterpart to Jerry Seinfeld's dad
See?
That was incredibly unfunny. Never try too be funny again.
>not recognizing a Sup Forums shitmeme
Shocker is a fucking loser that's what he is
FUCKING KIL LYOURSELFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
didnt blacks got the names of their owners or some shit? so he could be black i guess, i mean Larry Fitzgerald dosent really sound like a black name, and he still is
im from Mexico and i know a family last named Schultz, they do look like your average mexican but the name is indeeed rare around here tho
Shocker is a group of Japanese Nazis who routinely get ass blasted by a guy in a grasshopper costume.
>What the fuck is he
He's the motherfucking Shocker.
Is this some kind of sex thing?
of course we recongized it, its just not funny
>we
At this point I don't think anybody fucking knows.