You wake up and the world looks like this

What do you do?

Well?

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I'd drown but it's still really fucking cool looking

pretty nice :DD

im lebanese now

is that a...

how do we stop the mexican boat people

Wouldn't gravity be all fucked up? Smaller earth = Less matter = Less gravitation

Breathe a sigh of relief as the flyover moneysinks are finally gone

Montana becomes the best state

but already are a Northern California (USA -
California) and Southern California (Mexico - Baja California)

How sad for Los Americanos™- oh wait, I'm there!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Hell no.
You'd have to remove most or all of the Earth's crust to affect gravity a little.

the split across cyprus-virginia is kinda the same as across greek/turk cyprus

The earth's crust is almost insignificant as a percentage of earth's total mass.

>Still a rainy shithole on the western edge of the world
just fuck my shit up, I need some sunshine

technically yes but not enough to notice

>swedish intellectuals

That doesn't make sense. How would only parts of the Rocky and Appalachian Mountains be submerged and the lowlands of Louisiana and Mississippi by dry?

say WHAAAT XDD

Clap

THE WAR IS OVER!
Finally no more american kids demanding dope

Oh god, what a tragedy
Glad I am alive, now I need to go help all those people who lost everything

be completely unaffected

resume normal life in northern california and have a giggle over millions of southern californians meeting their demise

POTURGAL EMUMA DELICIA PORTUGAL EMUMA DELICIA AY AY AY

Osti de cris de tabarnak

Visit the Sea of California

nothing changes

in Ontario nothing will be change

I now live in Calabria

Would Canada snatch a bit of rock at the strait of pismo?

I drown in Lake Azov

the maghreb is still a shithole

So you're fucked, except for great sea, great food, party people and slutty hot girls (who pretend to be ubercatholic).

Unironically, Calabria as HALF GDP and GDP/Capita of my native region (t. northeastern)

Whatever
Kansas is a boring shithole as it is

I'm drowned lol

Get pissed off because Seattle survived

celebrate

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callate

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no me hables

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sudaca sucio

h8 gringos

yeehaw

el ogro seniores

AMAZING post

Unite the homeland

shut up faggot no one cares

...

*cums willy juice*

is this the new tragsg?

Erase that shit name or stop posting this image dumb americANO.

This but x50

no it's not back off yank

This thread is now property of MemeBloc TM
make me kike

*doesn't back off*

but ur mum surely ""backed"" ""off"" lmao

where's g c

t.splad

*snickers*

in fucking hell burning with the rest of the prods I hope

*hands u a pair of sneakers*
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callate cathlocuck

Sell my new waterfront property

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didn't ask

824
stfu vgoy

04: el prodANO seniores

white and based

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make me prod

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but the meme is make me kik- oh... JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ

>east Dakota
What am I up against?

>he worships the Pope
snickering LOUDLY @ cathies rn

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none of your business, yuroKEK

>he worships- oh wait, prods don't have faith
jajajJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

the distinction between northern and southern California exists irl in the US

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what did he mean by this?
cathies aren't even monotheists lmao
*fellates local saint*

Baja California is Lower California, not Southern California :^)

>Illinois becomes the Greece of America

Oh wait that was already a thing ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

>We wuz romanz n shieeet

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yeah sweathard it's called being a real christians

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*posts Argentine march*
oh wait HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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*doesn't follow bible*
*is a """""real christian""""""*
cathies ACTUALLY believe this el em ef ay oh

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lmao which bible, the ""translated"" version?

man should read the bible, not have it read to him by (((priests)))

some idiot mutt american reading the bible isn't going to change anything, only a priest that has studied it enough can understand it and interpret it correctly

this is why Brazil is shit, no individual spirit

jajjaj braziliANO
hella epic dude

i hope you die in this life very soon so that you may experience hell eternally in the next one, americANO

wow the cathies r vry angry
grrrr >:^(

>all those flyover states gone

Worth it to lose all the agricultural land

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr >-

I'd be chilling in the Texas hill country like I already am.

Back to torturing satan.

Mexico is the real winner here

I am not a turk I am a pontic greek you subhumans

drown

or, if i could manage to swim at a brisk-walking pace for like an entire 2 days I'm sure i could get to turkey

Thank g_d for the deaths of millions in Republican flyover states

Where I am in Georgia it looks as if I may have a beachside estate or island property now so I'm happy.

Wtf I'm from Sinope now.

i fucking KNEW you browsed gsg

I am Germanic therefore I am white.