Is anybody looking forward to Marvel's Spider-Man: Homecumming™??

Is anybody looking forward to Marvel's Spider-Man: Homecumming™??

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not really. But this placed is filled with teenagers who will be spamming discussion threads on day one.

not my Peter Parker

Marvel literally made Sony's movie for them. It's Pascal's emails incarnate. I'm almost convinced the only creative input was the inclusion of Iron Man for advertisement purposes.

Its shocking how little buzz there is for the second most iconic superhero...

>looking forward to Amy Pascal's emails in flick form
Nope.

> my friends call me mj
> peter's crush is the daugher of michael keaton
> tony marrying pepper pots
> vulture and shocker chilling in the raft

Tobey isn't exactly a great "Peter Parker" but he is amazing in these movies.

Yes.

Fuck this shitshow. Me and my family plan on seeing Planet of the Apes.

3rd reboot in 20 years, a symbol of everything that is wrong with the film industry

>the two jews to the left
oy vey

>americans
>had to get a brit in once again to make them look good

the STATE

>human bondage

Tom>Tugboat

Not really. I'm getting tired of all the remakes and reboots and capeshit.

It's "Of Human Bondage" you uneducated pissbaby.

yes, but ironically

My brother. I'm gonna go watch some good Apekino too.

There's gay, and then there's the level of gay where you slip into a coma when your around women.

Will Homecoming be the dawn of manlet kino?

Iron Man doesn't count since they make RDJ look taller.

Tom is so fucking hot, damn

amen

dat ass

women and gays

can confirm. sauce: faggot

*sucking sound from spidersuit*

'Say, is this some kind of Spiderman homecoming?'

D-d-d-d-dropped!

Isn't that kid an actual homo btw?

Did his daddy give it to him?

Don't do it Peter.

I think it's confirmed he's into being beaten

>this is MJ

She just gets hotter and hotter! How is this possible?

why would Peter ever choose
over
?

He's really chatty, smiley, happy, camp and then this...
It's like when he got drunk and asked people on Instagram to come meet up with him at a pub and only girls showed up, he looked fucking suicidal

I don't understand how people find this guy attractive, he's hideous.

Ridiculously hot, I don't know how he does it.

So is he gay or not?

Hes not gay, so shut up you goddamn homosexuals

actualy it's the 2nd reboot. i don't think you can call the first movie sereis a "reboot" but yeah obviously Sony is desperate for a hit and they don't care if they ruin their best asset in the process.

I mean, he literally has a boyfriend. A cute one, even.

He's gorgeous but that's the worst, most bizarre picture of him I've ever seen. Looks like a different person.

>Greeting him after a long day
>He's absolutely exhausted and still in his Spider-Man suit
>He asks you to help him out of it
>You slowly pull off his suit from his sweaty body
>He stands there naked and sighs
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>Been holding that in all day, thanks user

Normally gay is just a meme but he's literally living with his best guy friend and they act pretty fucking gay.

not a shock most of the people on Sup Forums these days are 16 year old Sup Forumstards

The cutest one

They even went to a little romantic, cute bed and breakfast for a week at Christmas for fucks sake.
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>Angourie Rice
literally the only reason to watch this turd.

Am I seeing this? Why did my picture of these two gay boys turn into the fucking Rock?

pretty sure those posts are from gays. women on Sup Forums are rare as fucking unicorns.

maybe if he got a nose job

his nose is perfect like the rest of him

>Nice suit, FAGGOT!

i wish the fat hawaian guy was peter parker
every movie would get better with a fat hawaian guy on it

>d-don't bully me Flash please!

I wonder if Disney is regretting letting Raimi write the script?

Sup Forums-lite my ass. This board is filled with degenerates.

Are they already planning to drop Tom Holland since Miles Morales is already confirmed to be in the MCU?

They'll probably use him as Kid Arachnid and make him sort of like a sidekick like the cartoons do. Or at least I hope they do, Miles sucks.

*patricians
>dropping the perfect peter parker/spider-man
Stan Lee would murder them

>this guy
>bullying anyone
holy shit I wouldn't even be mad if they go for the
>le evil rich white chad meme
because that thing in the car isn't bullying anyone

How dare you criticize our diverse bully you fucking racist shitlord I hope you die in your sleep.

Isn't he a nigger?

He is Spider-man.

THE LOVELY NIA EVERYONE!

The conflict between Sup Forums and degeneracy is a false one

Holy FUCK TOM IS SO CUTE IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE WOW JUST FUCKING WOW MY ASS IS QUIVERING

>Harrison Osterfield
>Harry Os

Tom should be careful, it's probably going to badly

A lot of good looking people can look really weird or ugly depending on the lighting and the camera lens.

so you're saying there's a chance?

Calm down user, he's stupidly cute yeah

senpai, if you think Sup Forums is not loaded with all kinds of degeneracy, you're deluding yourself.

>implying they're gonna pass on black Spider-man
No way.

I was but I feel like the promotional material already dropped every major note that the film has to offer already.

All the trailers and shit pushed this from like a "okay I'll watch it" to a "wait for netflix".

>wait for the gook release
Fixed. I really just wanna watch RDJ's scenes, anything else looks and feels fucking retarded.

>only 2 people without shit brown eyes
Fucking jews.

*BRRAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

I'm excited.

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>tom will never puff in your mouth

yeah it's not like NYC is the most diverse city in the world or anything mr. Sup Forumstard

better blame the jews for that too

Doesn't he look like Gavin Belson from Silicon Valley?

Ew, the only thing I want coming out of his ass is my cock repeatedly

>“The first thing you need to know,” he tells me, “all I have on under that costume is a thong. They brought them in on my first day, like, ‘Here are your thongs.’ I had serious misgivings – would my arsehole ever be the same again? But I had to get used to it.

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hnggggg

Do you think he's a moaner, user?

Why does Sup Forums have better fag threads than /hm/?

I'd literally rather fuck Jazz from TLC.

They did the mirror scene again in this movie?

Most of /hm/ consists of miserable, catty, bitter, nasty cunts that would make even other gays homophobic.

100x hotter than Tugboat's scene in the original

Spot on analysis, user. Sup Forums tom threads are comfy as hell

He's not interested in them, he has a crush on Lizzie Olsen.

puh-lease

>If I put laughing emojis on it for literally no reason it won't look gay

Lads, how is Harrison so sexy and cute? When's he going to get his breakout role?
Tom has perfect taste

>gay people browse Sup Forums

This will never not be weird to me.

yeah, weird how they'd browse a site for social outcasts

>Sup Forums users hate themselves
>I hate myself

What's hard to understand?

They're girls roleplaying as gay men.

bit insulted by this claim tbqh
I hate girls