Yfw Alex Jones will die in your lifetime

>yfw Alex Jones will die in your lifetime

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Alex Jones has eternal life from super male vitality

>yfw Nigel Farage will die in your lifetime

>yfw people who are at least twice your age die before you do.

i dont want to die

>Implying we won't be celebrating his 200th birthday many years from now, commemorating him as the man who proved that fluoridated water is what was keeping us mortal
>Implying I haven't invested in his water filter company, as he is planning to leverage the soon to be indispensable need for water filters to create a New World Order.

this is neither here nor there sir

>Nigel Farage will die

NO HE WON'T THE MAN IS IMMORTAL FAGGOT

Thank god for that.

>implying super male vitality wont make him live to 200

He'll never die

He'll just turn a corner one day and leave, his work done

I'm planning on dying before 40 so I'm not far off. I say my chances are good I'll die first.

Ive been taking SMV for 2 days now and have noticed some slight changes already

more energy
feel more of a"primal" sense of energy, dont know how to explain but its like if someone wanted to fight id be all for it
boners all the time

but maybe its because im 33 and you guys are 21

The creator of nintendo will die in your life time.

/thread.

Good riddance.

When will his work be done? When everyone has a water filter ?

Oh god i hope so since hes got 20+ years on me

kek

NO

>yfw people who are half your age will die before you do

And nothing of value was lost

i hate this rich shill fuck boy

>yfw merkel will die in youur lifetime

In 10 years time and provided Article 50 is triggered, when all of the EU is in flames I will see to it that a statue is made of that man.

Watch at least the first 20 seconds for good keks

youtube.com/watch?v=_6iL_Rygoj8

Alex Jones will never die

What's SMV?

DNA Force will live forever

>yfw you will die in George Soros' lifetime.

8/10 would grill with Alex Jones...

>Alex Jones will die in your lifetime

Nobody cares about him.

super male vitality

Is that garlic? Do Americans put garlic on the bbq?

why? your 40s are goat.

can u imagine hangin out wit alex j dawg

eatin burgers

smokin a big joint and drankin beers talking all afternoon bout dem ayy lmaos

Alex Jones looks smelly

sexual market value

Alex Jones has maintained a full erection for 30 years thanks to SMV.

HOLY SHIT THATS DEEP

YOU CANT BARRAGE THE FARAGE

hey, i've been there. good stuff, hope to see alex at the greenbelt sometime

That's actually pretty good

probably doing a high temp grill based on the steak also he's probably gonna grill the cloves.

as to what Americans put on BBQ it varies greatly depending on the desired taste...what do Nederlanders do?

He's one of those guys that will be razor sharp even in his late 90s.

I wonder if he can turn his on-air personality off when he's not recording. Does he go on rants about George Soros and the globalist takeover randomly throughout his life, or does he bottle it all up for days when he does a show?

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he clearly lifts...

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK

As long as he takes Cenk with him

Jokes on you, I have cancer and 3 months to live.

i thought americans were super serious about barbecues, entire pigs cooking for days and those pulled pork things and shit

he's just barbecuing processed hot dogs, burgers, steaks and little chunks of meat on a stick just like we do in europe and 2bh we barbecue real sausages and not fucking hot dogs...

wtf america? i'm a little bit disappointed

>ywn have a backyard bbq with Alex Jones. Knocking back some beers and shooting the shit about the latest happenings, All while staying hydrated,sharp, and alert; washing down your Brain Force© pills with Clearly Filtered © water

>oscar mayer wieners
>chunks of meat with zero marbling on them
>half of it is sugary meat skewers with shit tier patties
>dat kitchen decor

im sorry, i thought alex was a fucking texan

Why is he such a edgy contrarian?
>Ha-ha take this liberals! I dont give a shit about your science! I do what I want cuz Im a grown man!

The same as Americans except for those sausages. Sausages are usually replaced with bratwursts. Also baguettes + garlic butter, and lots of it.

You sure showed them.

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>knocking back beers
>staying sharp and alert

>yfw you will die in your lifetime

that's what Brain Force™ and DNA Force™ are for

>yfw today 50000 babies will be aborted
feels good m8

criminally underrated, came in here to post some stupid shit like this but you beat me to it

Post dank AJ memes

>watchmojo providing credit to source

can't enjoy this no more

>this is now a BBQ thread

what you described is more smoking or roasting, which we do, in fact we have a number of different traditions (Carolina, Hawaiian, Cajun, etc).

AJ appears to be grilling, so either propane or high-heat briquette.

Texas has a tradition of smoking/grilling sausage..that said I assume the hot-dogs are for the kids.

still, my spread is better...

He was born in Georgia.

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DUDE
NANO-COLLOIDAL ZEOLITES
LMAO

>bbq thread
ok

>implying the righteous force of humanity has anything remotely similar to an "off" switch
there's a reason his wife left him
Jews cannot deal with being so woke
hell most people can't for that matter

Only if he fucking quits his smoking habit.

That meat looks absolutely disgusting

solid.

what do you use for fuel.

recently discovered coconut shell briquettes, throw is a little plum wood or mesquite...very little smoke with a whole lot of heat, good for grilling.

>radio time, employees, and studio equipment are free

No one knows when, but death inevitably comes for us all. We are united through death, the only experience we will all share in.

>nigger doesn't know what a fucking filet is

Red meat is good for you, brainwashed faggot

>Bush's face at that shit tier BBQ

>that pic related

FUKKKEN SAVED PHAM

THANKS FOR THAT

Speak for yourself. I don't eat food so I can't be poisoned.

>not from natural causes

>no visible smoke ring
>4/10

>support capitalism
>complain about capitalism

This is why a lot of you need to die

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fpbp

He's, what, in his 50s or something?

I'm around half his age, I'm pretty sure he'll die in my lifetime.

Not necessarily, we are close to the same age...

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