The Guest

>hello m'am you don't know me but I'm here to fuck your daughter
>oh dear, please, come right in

what's it like to go through life on easy mode

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ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

The same director is making Death Note

JUST

besides the good looking part, he was exploiting the whole "I knew your dead son" bit.

This makes me sad.

I hope the success of beauty and the beast brings more attention to stevens
he was fun as fuck in the guest

Have this film downloaded on my laptop. What am I in for?

>I'm sorry miss, there's something dripping down your legs. Oh no, it's fine I don't mind. I get that reaction a lot.

STOP NO MORE

>implying a good body is something you're born with

a really cool movie with a really cool main character

A good face is and a good face > a good body

>White.

Gross. I want a man who can sexually fulfill me.

Synthpop laden Retro-Camp Neo-Indie wave

Take care of yourself

>The Driver has autism to balance him out

this guy's fucking cheating

I might accept your whining if there was a slight chance that you've actually even tried to improve yourself at some point.

A better soundtrack than Drive

great 80s supernatural B-movie vibe, like The Wraith.

Easily, plus it has way more replay value too.

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It's implied he's gay, he couldn't get it up.

He had a thing for the brother

Everything he has made besides The Guest has been shit. This movie was just carried by a cool soundtrack and Dan Stevens' charisma.

It's implying he's focused heavily on something else at this point. Probably when the sister went off with her bf. Until he focuses on that chick he doesn't get hard. But he did get hard very quickly.

why didn't he put the moves on the sister right away? I wanted a nude scene with her so bad

He was fat until a few years ago. Even in Downton Abbey he was a fat fuck.

The UK version of Chris Pratt.

9/10 first half, 4/10 second half. Not even kidding.

Who do you think I am, the fucking writer or something? Don't ask me.

I can see how people think that, but IMO it's great all the way through. Even when it goes into the military aspect of the movie. I think it gives the film more meat.

Dude was pretty much acting on programming. You can even see how as soon as he is threatened by the family members he starts killing them. It feels like the dude is just a passenger on a T-800 body.
In his twisted way, he even goes and do terrible shit to help the family because they are useful.

>DYEL ottermode manlet

You've got it backwards. Campy action half > mediocre indie thriller half.

did his programming tell him the best way to survive after walking out in the firefighter suit is to turn and look the only people who can identify him in the eye

I have 4 kids by 4 men: The post.

no, but then again he wasn't right in the head at all. He obliterated everyone when he escaped. My interpretation is that the other dude wasn't killed in action, was taken also for the project and he did die there or while they were trying to escape.
That's what I love about this movie, doesn't spoonfeed or try to explain everything. We will never know exactly what the fuck happened with them and how he could survive.

>american high school bullying scene
>guy with varsity jacket
>guy with biker jacket
>girl that looks like a stripper with 2 kids in childcare and violating a dozen dresscodes dry humping in the hallway
> kevin bacon comes in and stands up for you
>"________" starts playing

well, what song Sup Forums

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then Kevin gets assraped in the showers

>0:23

jesus

what movie?

Oh Antonio my Antonio!

SEETHING

The Guest (2014)
dir. by Adam Wingardium Leviosa

shame his parents couldn't afford to see the orthodontist

Fuck off, Krager.

DELET THIS

>asian jocks