ITT: celebrities that surprisingly aren't Jews
ITT: celebrities that surprisingly aren't Jews
Jonathan Wright
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Jonathan Wright
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Connor King
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Luke Campbell
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Isaac Stewart
he stuck his dick in a pie tho.
Robert Perry
>posting the inferior Savage
Josiah Myers
Bullshit
He's at least 1/10000000th ashkenazi that fucking rat
Asher Thompson
I don't know how you could think he's Jewish. His name, face, voice, hair, glasses, are all like quintessentially German.
Xavier White
Jason Biggs is Italian.
Isaiah Evans
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Christopher Cruz
>are all like quintessentially German
coincidentally 90% of jews in america have german surnames
Julian Campbell
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Dylan Long
It's his politics duh
James Sanchez
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Elijah Sanders
No Jews have serbocroatian surnames
Benjamin Moore
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Isaiah Martin
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Nathaniel Bell
Krysten Ritter
Aiden Perry
It's not just jews, I know Jews have German surnames, but if you look at his forehead and jawline, it's uber German. Germans have had the "nu-male" look since at least the mid 50's, maybe even before. Like the whole manly aryan face, but with combed hair and stylish glasses, and tight-fitting bottomed up shirts.
It's not a jewish or political thing, it's just super german looking.
Noah Turner
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Jace Ward
*buttoned up
Blake Reed
lol. Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.
Sebastian Sanders
kek nice filename
Parker Smith
I'm genuinely shocked
Levi Barnes
Adam Driver.
Easton Green
young'uns and Sup Forumsacks don't really know what Jewish people even are. It's just a meme to them.
Joshua Peterson
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Xavier Ross
>Sup Forumsacks don't really know what Jewish people even are
how clueless you are
Ryder Rogers
They don't, man. At least the majority of the board doesn't. Sup Forums is one of the msst normalfag infested, dumb boards on the site. Maybe #1. There is a minority in Sup Forums that knows what they are talking about, but they are drowned out by idiots.
Take one of their most common posted memes "the nose knows". The nose doesn't know jack shit. Having a big nose doesn't mean a person is Jewish, and having a small nose doesn't mean they are not. But a shitload of people over there believe it.
>pic slightly related, not Jewish
Henry Stewart
fuck off Sup Forums
Owen Watson
I remember seeing some shit about the nazis measuring people's noses with like a ruler I thought it was hilarious. I don't know if they actually did tho I never looked into it. I don't know much about that history
Austin Ross
Bullshit.
Austin Evans
>pic slightly related, not Jewish
she doesn't look Jewish at all
Blake Thomas
>irish name
>looks irish
>isn't a jew
wow I'm fucking shocked.
Mason Ramirez
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Henry Powell
NO WAY!
Carter Williams
Woah...
Grayson Hernandez
D A M N who dat?
Liam Allen
She gets posted all the time as being a JAP (Jewish American Princess), but she is not one.
Nathaniel Garcia
so doesn't look Jewish at all in any way. she could even be hispanic. but I think she's italian or greek. pic related is a cute jew with actual jewish features
Elijah Russell
No fucking way he's not one of the tribe
Luis Allen
>I don't know much about that history
>I am cultured guys
>immediately jumps to nose maymay
the opposite to "Sup Forums" is even funnier lmao. what is that called?
Michael White
>pic related is a cute jew with actual jewish features
*post-healthy-white-gene-dosage-in-grandmother
Camden Ortiz
She doesn't look Jewish?
Eli Howard
they could be sisters you idiot
Carson Evans
>kill all jews
>movie industry disappears
woah....
Xavier Rogers
some bitch who works in New York real estate
all of her clients are probably male
just do a google image search
Eli Parker
it's called keepin it real my man
Angel Evans
I could've sworn...
Jaxon Howard
>arguing with a Sup Forums retard
Jack Young
nigga what
Daniel Jackson
>I remember seeing some shit about the nazis measuring people's noses with like a ruler I thought it was hilarious.
The most anit-Semitic jokes I've ever heard have been from Arabs. I had a few friends in college from Saudi. In hindsight, they were hilarious because Arabs and Jews actually hate each other, historically, and my Arab school mates were just showing their true colors.
Btw, Paul Rust is not Semitic.
Luis Hill
she looks a cute.
Carter Sullivan
only because he's not Jewish.
John Kelly
they look the same you idiot
Lucas Clark
I don't believe you.
Logan Reed
Chris Evans had a banana stuck up his ass. What is your point?
John Bailey
She's middle eastern
Jack Lewis
She looks more on the Mediterranean side than Jewish. Or hell, going by features alone, if you told me she was Welsh instead, I'd actually believe you.
Jeremiah Allen
>quintessentially German.
Joshua Davis
Its all an act
Jayden Lewis
aren't Jews from the middle east?
Charles Gutierrez
thomas middleditch
decider.com
>We’ve seen your Silicon Valley character go to some interesting places lately. Did you draw from him at all with your character in Joshy?
>No, if anything I wanted to make sure that he was a totally different guy. This has been explained to me because, contrary to popular belief, I’m not Jewish. Everyone else on Joshy was super Jewish, so “Joshy” is a term that’s like a good Jewish kid, a nice boy. And there was a lot of scenes where I wanted to be crazy but I was like “okay, let’s remind ourselves that he’s a good guy and he’s not the weird one.” In this cast of characters, he’s not the weird one. Joshy is this titular character and the elephant in the room, and for a good chunk of the movie he’s in the background. He’s there and everyone interacts with him, he’s not a ghost or anything, but it comes to a pivotal point where everything comes to life and I like that. It’s a neat thing. Usually it’s the other way around. I was happy with it.
Nolan Myers
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David Cooper
No it's actually political. He's a joke on Sup Forums
Chase Williams
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Hunter Wright
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Colton Brown
Sup Forums isn't nearly as dumb as Sup Forums
Wyatt Powell
just another reminder that you leftists are a minority here
Asher Peterson
I want to just put a bullet right between her eyes. Put your fucking tongue back in your mouth
Jonathan Anderson
you just assume he's a 'leftist'. maybe some people don't give a shit about politics did you ever think of that?
Joseph Nguyen
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Henry Cooper
why do Sup Forumstards want to violently murder white women?
Mason Scott
WHO IS THIS
Juan Davis
What's Sup Forums about that post?
Cameron Cox
wtf, didn't he star in a woody allen movie as the neurotic jew lead?
Cameron Reed
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Leo Jackson
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Cooper Taylor
>Robert Zimmerman
hmm
Jeremiah Ward
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Dominic Robinson
kristen is based, back the fuck off?
Cameron Watson
if he didn't give a shit, why did he say fuck off Sup Forums?
Nolan Garcia
she looks like she smoked some meth with those bags under her eyes. is that part of the character/makeup? or just meth?
Levi King
ALL OF THEM ARE JEWS.
Jaxson Thomas
yeah, she's a hardcore meth addict
Gavin Flores
Most of them are, and anons were trolling about them. There a few, however, that claim publicly to not be Jewish, but I think they might be lying about it.
Noah Foster
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Michael Fisher
WHAT EVEN IS THE "POINT" OF YOUR POST?
Dominic Butler
Just because a white looking guy has curly hair and a long nose it doesn't mean he's jewish, you guys really are fucking retarded.
Jack Wood
why would you think he's jewish
Xavier Jackson
thought so. the makeup can't even cover it up
Adam Morris
wth? thats just how her eyes are
you cant just say she does meth
Ayden Anderson
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Joseph Powell
Something about the face. I mean, would you be that surprised if he was Jewish?
Dylan Wilson
"BOB DYLAN", NATIVE NAME: ROBERT ALLEN ZIMMERMAN, JEWISH NAME: SHABTAI ZISL BEN AVRAHAM.
GO AWAY, MORON/SHILL.
Thomas Sullivan
>implying that anyone with some degree of fame must be a Jew
Gabriel Long
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James Johnson
HOW AM I IMPLYING THAT, ACCORDING TO YOU?
Leo Howard
spotted the jew
Julian Sullivan
I hope you're shitposting and just pretending to be dumb.