>show my dad Suicide Squad
>he claims it's boring and makes fun of me saying "you actually watch this?"
>he fell asleep right before it gets good
What the fuck do I do? Every movie I try to show him he ends up hating. Doesn't matter what genre it is.
What else have you tried to show him?
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>Before it gets good
It never goods, and progressively gets worse
Show him porn. If he gets bored and ends up hating it then call him a fag.
TDKR and Inception, he didn't like either.
Basic Sup Forumscore stuff
>Before it gets good
?
It's legit underrated though.
Its not. Its actually really bad, and I wanted to like it so bad.
Man, imagine being this kid's father, and having to sit through his aspie ass showing you awful capeshit films, wondering where you went so fucking wrong. You've been brought up on a healthy diet of Arnie flicks and war movies, and now you have to just sit there, half-awake, while your "son" tells you all about how the next scene is really "kino" and all you can think about is how you want to send this kid off to military school, but his mother's got your balls in a vice and won't let you do anything to "hurt" her precious coddled baby. Maybe you should have been home more, but you had to work to try and provide a good life for him, and now you barely recognise his pasty face and sunken eyes.
No it isn't
just bear it, hide your tears, and bear it
this
Margot Robbie was a surprisingly good Harley tho (but Leto's Joker was embarrassing; I can't believe he got mostly positive notices)
Okay, but is it really one of the worst movies ever like Sup Forums claims? It had a unique charm to it even though it was pretty dumb.
Summer's officially here
I didn't mind Joker, just didn't get enough time with him to really know if he worked or not. I think Leto is good, but the aesthetic of Joker is fucked
It's easily one of the worst movies of 2016. And it literally had no charm. It couldn't keep a consistent tone to save its life
>Margot Robbie was a surprisingly good Harley
>What's your perfume, the stench of death?
>Now that's a killer app!
>talk to my Dad about movies
>Dad: "have you seen passengers it's really good!"
>Me: No I haven't, have you seen Nocturnal animals I enjoyed it"
>Dad: *looks at me disparagingly* "you liked that did you"
>Me: "yeah I thought it was pretty good what didn't you like about it"
>Dad: "not good"
>*silence*
feels shit having a pleb dad
This. I heard the bad buzz and thought it was just funny memes and typical reviewers hating on a comic based property.
Nope. It was terrible. They literally introduced Will Smith's character three times - all with his own scene of being a badass shooter. It was sloppy, inconsistent, and unbelievable - the Diablo character who never bonded with any of them suddenly calls them "family" at the end? Wtf is that.
I hope you're trolling.
The movie really didn't make any sense. NONE of them were powered enough to take on Enchantress, not even together. Fuck and they didn't need Joker. It should have been a much more smaller conflict and had a tone similar to what the firt trailer had it as
Your dad has decent taste. Passengers was slightly kino and Nocturnal Animals was retarded pretentious artsy bullshit. Have you ever considered suicide user?
well she didn't write the fucking script, user. no one could have saved those lines.
Passengers would have been so much better if the story started with JLaw waking up, and we don't get Chris story until the bar scene
pretentious isn't a criticism you capeshit turbo pleb.
despite the themes and metaphors the Gyllenhaal story line was still gripping with well acted characters
guess what... Sup Forums has memed you into liking shit movies. your dad is the true patrician and has better taste than you. you should ask what movies he likes and watch those.
>TDKR
Seriously? It's a fucking terrible film. Just because we meme Bane doesn't mean it's a good movie you retard.
>pretentious isn't a criticism you capeshit turbo pleb.
Newfag and/or Summerfag. Either way, you should beck yourself.
You should have put on Heat
I've been here since 2008. of course I know what to expect Sup Forums is filled with a bunch of mouthbreathers who unironically give a shit about the latest soulless capeshit franchise who find it hard to follow a story that even delves into having anything beyond the superficial.
>TDKR
all these years of Baneposting and you didn't even realize we make fun of the movie? you're a fucking donkey
>show my dad 30 days of sodom
>he asks why it only lasts 30 days
That movie was so generic I could predict the whole thing in the first 15 minutes. Oh no something went wrong with the ship! Didn't see that coming. The dude gets kentucky fried in deep space by a nuclear reactor and lives.
pretentious CAN be a legit criticism, but most of the time it's a copout without further explanation why the movie is pretentious (which is pretty fucking necessary if you're going to level that claim; anyways that rarely happens since one would have to actually think and try to understand the movie in order to do that, and Sup Forums is only good for shitposting)
>showing Suicide fucking Squad to your father
Holy shit what a massive fucking faggot, if I were your father I would've disowned you.
lmaoing @ ur life m8
>I've been here since 2008
Damn, that's pathetic. I've only been here for a year and I already want to make the switch to R*ddit. You must have 0 self respect.
Your dad god a super shitty taste for movies, don't be friends with anymore.
He thought we were baneposting because it's a good movie. kek. even made his poor cunt of a dad watch that shit.
jesus wept OP, you need to get off Sup Forums
nice bait you almost had me
>tfw my dad and I have pretty similar tastes and always have cool discussions afterwards
Meme thread aside, my dad has horrible taste in movies.
>has watched Suicide Squad multiple times, owns it on DVD
>also owns Battleship on DVD, literally watches it every month
>has seen almost every Bay film multiple times
>Pixels is in his top 5 because it references Galaga
Come on dad
the only movies me and my dad agree on is old horror movies from the 30s-50s
>almost
You gave me a (You), so that means I did get you, fucking cuck. Also, just because someone isn't a pathetic sad sack that has spent 9 years of their life on Sup Forums, it doesn't mean it's "xD haha le ebic b8". Please step out of the basement and seek sunlight.
Show him some classics like Platoon or Goodfellas
If he doesn't like those either then you've got a shitty dad
is it the new trend to ironically pretend to be a retarded normie on Sup Forums?
My dad is a bit of an autist and he said he loved Drive
I think it's one of his favorites now
You have to be 18 to post here.
Fuck I can't wait for summer to end.
my dad was a true patrician of film and music. it wasn't until after he died that i realised how deep he was.
wish i could watch a movie with him, bros. you're so lucky. if your dad is still alive, please, CHERISH that old fuck i beg of you. that's your dad, man. when he's gone he's gone. you'll miss him believe me.
>Platoon
shit-tier. Oliver Stone is a hack
Kek
>that's your dad, man. when he's gone he's gone. you'll miss him believe me.
my dad is a fucking asshole tho
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Alright m8s, OP is either retarded, underage, or both. Let's give this idiot a list of movies that are actually good.
Drive
The Thing
Alien(s)
Big Trouble in Little China
Nightcrawler
Dune
Anything else?
why? is he absent? is he violent or a druggie?
if he's just a grumpy old fuck then so what, when he's gone you'll wish you spent mnore time with him
nope thats all of them. that's all the good movies
Predator is THE movie for a father and son to watch.
+Terminator 1/2
Show him Batman vs Superman, he'll write you back in the will.
Passengers was shit but so was Nocturnal Animals
>he fell asleep right before it gets good
so he watched the whole thing?
you could kill everyone in this living room before one of the dogs put you down
OP's dad sounds like an asshole who would hang out here. Is there a chance that OP is second generation Sup Forums?
Oh god that might actually be a thing...
it really, unironically is one of the worst high budget action films i've ever seen in my life. it has exactly two redeeming qualities, and they're Jai Courtney and Viola Davis, both of whom have relatively small roles
I haven't even spoken to my dad in a few years. I like the guy, we just don't really have anything to discuss.
>show my dad shoah
>he says its all fake and calls me a shill
>Now that's a killer app!
wew lad I forgot about that one. How could anybody recommend this movie to another person?
>"hey dad want to watch a scorsese movie?"
>"Hell yes!"
>get the popcorn, the snacks and drinks ready
>dad is excited
>hit play
>it's new york, new york
Tricked that dumb faggot into watching a musical. Fuck you dad.
It's 120 days。。。
mandela effect
kek
>all these guys watching movies with their dads
Wish I had a dad like this. My dad bullied me. And not in a good fun top tier bantz sort of way either. Everything he said was a personal insult questioning everything about me. Made me feel like I was something other than human. When I was on the football team he constantly would say things like "hurr hurr someone like YOU is going to hurt one of those other kids" or "are you sure YOU can do THAT"
All day a constant barrage. That's why I was secretly glad he died in that tornado and I didn't do anything to help him. I felt free.
I feel insanely jealous of you lads that have a good, nice dad. I might actually know what it means to be human if I was given a hug once in a while.
stop posting on Sup Forums, Clark
No
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no, he's just a dick. he tries to force me out of the house and get some bullshit part time job and become a wagecuck like him. he also flushed all my ciggies down the toilet for no reason.
>Dad's an elementary school teacher
>Wont watch The Hunt with me
GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO SEE YOU SQUIRM OLD MAN
>he also flushed all my ciggies down the toilet for no reason.
Maybe he doesn't want you to die at 50, you stupid fuck. What do you need ciggies for, what could possibly be that stressful in your NEET life?
>people like this exist
Contrarian
let's not forget
>are you le devil?!?!?
Jesus fucking Christ sort yourself out
>ciggies
OI DAMO YA CUNT GIV US YA LOIGHTA
well, TDKR turnes to shit after the first 8 minutes
have you considered showing him good movies
Fuck you user, you don't know me.
Show him Xtro you fucking pleb. You know, an actual good movie.
Guys I think OP killed himself.
>man fuck my dad trying to make me get a job and stop sponging off my parents
The worst part is you don't even feel bad about it, also what the fuck, did you ask your mom for money to buy cigarettes or something?
If I were in charge, pathetic faggots like you would be shot
fucking hell I just know this isn't bait
>Error: This thread is too old to delete.
fuck me
Your dad seems like a pretty smart cookie. Can he post here instead of you?
do you want help
suicide squad is awful though
What was that quote about how a group that get's its laughs from pretending to be retarded will eventually attract actual retards who think they're in good company
That's Sup Forums, basically.
>Inception isn't good meme
Watch more movies.
try anime
Try showing him one of the other Sup Forumscore stuff on this list.
>watch Team America with brother
>on his phone the whole time
>couple months later he's talking to some other people about how hilarious it is
you didn't even watch it you cunt
>before it gets good
And when exactly is that ?