Confess, my child

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I STOLE 150 OF EVAN'S BAKUGAN CARDS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

DUDE I'M SO SORRY

I don't particulary like Finland

i have lascivious thoughts about my aunt

I had to cheat to beat the final boss in Persona.

>be me
>about 10 yrs old
>meet a euro guy on runescape (eastern euro somewhere mayb czech)
>we level together everyday when I logon
>always at hill giants for hours it seems
>one day he tells me he had enough money for rune armour and he will take it in the wildy
>we go together
>get attacked by a ranger but 2v1 so we manage to kill him
>czech friend is low on health
>within a moment I grab my scimmy and kill him
>he messages me "Wtf bro I thought we were friends"
>I block him
>logout crying and run to my bed

I-I hope his doing well

I tricked the vending machine with a magnet and I get two soda bottles instead of one

I really like white girls, but too chicken shit to do anything. Canada is not an easy place to go about dating/socializing.

I prey on insecure and emotionally vulnerable people

i stopped going to college a month ago

Just stick to your own people Chang

I think my cousin is hot even though she's too young for me and her parents would literally kill me if they knew what I thought about their daughter.

I'm looking forward to seeing her again.

Sorry.

T. Ivan

Nah, don't worship fake Gods. I'm all about the Vishnu, faggot!

O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishments, but most of all because they offend Thee, my God, Who art all-good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to sin no more and to avoid the near occasions of sin.

i wank to zoo on the reg

>not into Allah
Here's your problem Chang

I downloaded gay CP that I bought from Indonesian twitter account and cumming buckets on it. Already deleted them from my PC though but I feel bad about my money I spent on such a ridiculous thing

i'm alcoholic and an asshole, i bring down everybody around me

Can you tell me an account I could acquire this stuff on I dont want gay CP though.

you probably don't even need to delete it there though since your government likely doesn't even have a police force dedicated to catching pedos wanking to pizza

the accounts doesn't live more than a month and always suspended though. but the keywords lives on. give me a spam email and I'll tell you how.
they do now.

Okay, i fucking up you dont comment this. Hahaha, yeah right this is funny, let's make a joke and meme out of what he say :)))

>I have jacked of to twink gay pornography
>I punched a man in the throat for taking my wallet, walked away, but i think he might have had a-- well, a condition.
>Just took a wallet full of money i found, used the cash on... uppers.
>exercised heavily and sweated, then didnt take a cloth to dry of the sweat
>Stole a deodorant from my good brother, he will be needing it, but i took it..

[email protected]

i masturbate

I jacked off to Brazilian trap ganbang porn last night. I came more than I have in weeks. She looked a lot like a girl except she had a small dick.

Am I a fag now?

my dude,I need dem sauce so bad.. asking for a friend btw

Jesus motherfucking Christ.... What can i say? Try to not look at porn for the next two weeks. I know you won't listen, so why am i even trying...

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done

I used to strangle cats for fun

thanks brah you're a legend

>Asking forgiveness to a man rather than God
Christcucks everyone

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thx based jonathan sudarmono liem

there was a cute freshman boy at my college today and he had a very cute hair style and i wanted to kiss him on the lips

If you find any girl ones can you let us know I'll check the same email

I actively broke off a childhood friendship when I was 14
It was really mean of me, I regret it heaps

I-I'm a girl. no problem.

I pissed in the sink at my Friends uni flat because I couldn't get to the toilet

>I-I'm a girl
please refrain from ERPing

o-ok. any combination of those will lead you to goldmine.
as long as you're happy

thanks sheila*

post memek with timestamp.. you know, for science

>mfw when I realize I just watched a Malay and an Aussie exchange illegal pornography over Sup Forums

I need to get off this goddamn board.

i pee on the sides of the toilet to make less noise

My thoughts exactly

better than the Pole who used to actually post CP regularly

you're welcome ;)

Now that I looked it up again I'm pretty sure I'm about to jack off to it again. Thanks user.

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i wonder if he was v&

I remember an user claiming to be the CP poster saying he was in hiding or something, I'm looking on the archives atm

i think i remember something like that but it was a different pole claiming he posted it as a joke and the police were out looking for him but that was a very long time ago

who is the fucking nigger who keeps spamming this dumb confess shit on every board

>Be Pole
>do something retarded

A proud national tradition.

oh right
Either way I haven't seen him in like a year

>have looked at twink porn
>havent gone to church on sundays when i could have
>I bullied some autist a while ago

I just realized this thread was started by a RARE Africaposter

I torn apart 8 pages of the Quran when I was 3 (ate half one of them)
am I going to hell father?

>>have looked at twink porn
nearly all of it is total shit.
>SA
>rare

not that rare. lurk more

I didn't know that was rare on Sup Forums.

Neat, I guess.

Why would you do that?

Same minus the bullying

I am an amerimutt larping as canadian

I have cut ties with the few highschool friends I had over the years. Lots of regret.

same but i don't really regret it. they became different people and i know that the times like those in hs are never coming back anyways

yeah but its best not to talk about something like that so much , but better twinks that traps i suppose

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Same although tbf all they did was talk about vidya and anime which I was not into at all.

I found earphones on the bus once and took them, sorry father

I envy/hate so much the guys who pickup girls easily

gang shit homie gang shit gang gang bang bang

I treat well the girls but none of the ex girlfriends or the girls I try to date even say no nicely.
36 and just 2 gfs in highschool the rest is a collection of no's

>Have a gf
>Have sex with her thinking about gay porn
>Jerk off to gay porn regularly and feel disgusted dirty every time I cum

Am I gay? I don't want to be gay

I secretly hate most of my friends

i want a bf

:o

I once shoved a broomstick up my ass and came so hard I had to grab onto something to not fall over and then I left the broomstick vaguely smelling of ass and shampoo
Ps don't use shampoo as lube

I prefer sticc to thicc

I don't see anything wrong with the Labo

I used to steal from my old job to a ridiculous degree, and on the Sunday shifts after the store had closed I would just masturbate in the warehouse instead of working

I used to be a Sup Forumsack at some point, i used to believe all the bullshit they told me. I even wanted to show my friends those stupid unsourced holocaust denial pics they always post on Sup Forums

I am actually wh*Te

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who tho

*why

You might be bi

Me too

Felt good man
Also I was 14

I molested a guy once.

i suppose you do more stupid things when you are 14....still quite odd though

I read Nabokov's Lolita while sitting in the corner of the library and related to it more than I would like to admit.