You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies...

You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies. They provide comics and cartoons for you and are always trying to cater to you, and this is how you repay them? And to add insult to injury, you shit all over their works first chance you get. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll buy it later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep board who loves comics and cartoons for their lore when all you do is shitpost memes. Yeah, I shitpost, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy a copy of Batman Year One and then lecture casuals with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great board, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have know /lit/ didn't write me that note. They would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "Make a capeshit board, man," how big the movie industry is crushing the comic industry, how Creator Owned Titles failing is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the local comic shop Sundays, Sup Forums. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Buy a fucking comic! And by the way, reading Graphic Novels doesn't make you noteworthy critic! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Cirtics or any professional criticism for that matter, because "Muh Conspiracy!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed CalArts twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a writer! How's that script of yours we never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Sup Forums. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. Well, see ya, Sup Forums! Thanks for the fucking storytime

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but I'm here for the cartoons

>implying anyone on Sup Forums actually reads comics

Nice copypasta, user.

Quagmire, you filthy hypocrite >;[

>You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.

but i don't drink alcohol

You will fucking call me OP, wee little user, and you will like it.

>worst board
>any board but Sup Forums
go there for 5 minutes and then say that

Sup Forums isn't a real board user, it's a mock board.

>tfw this is all me to a T

Sup Forums really is probably one of the worst boards here tho

I have said it on other threads about this and I will say it again, why in the hell did they get the rapist to try and high horse someone?

No, i'm gonna call you Daddy

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well the whole stupid shit of "Sup Forums is love" back in 2012 attracted a shit ton of idiots of SRS and Tumblr back during the whole Sup Forums /q/ fiasco

The same reason they decided to constantly shit on the daughter as a means of humor. They're a group of men who don't understand women.

>going to Sup Forums for anything but memes

that's why it's the worst you got danged retard

>There's no point in going to art and writing, man, there's no money and the industry's full of idiots
> How did comics and cartoons get so shitty? Where are all the talented people?

wait we dont?

>You are the worst board I know
You aren'r on Sup Forums or Sup Forums though.

Sup Forums is the worst based on posting speed alone. If you take time to form or read a non-shitpost thought, the thread might be dead by the time you finish.

What else do you expect from a board that's primarily populated by Tumblr SS.

Tumblr is fine. Sup Forums and Sup Forums constantly coming to Sup Forums to point out how its Sup Forumsmblr isn't.

It certainly isn't Sup Forumsmblr who was spamming the board with interracial porn this entire week.

>Sup Forums being the worst board
That honor goes to either Sup Forums or Sup Forums honestly

>You failed CalArts twice
Fuck this one got me, not accurate but still pretty good job OP

>tumblr
>ever leaving their hugbox
see this is how I know your an retarded

Sup Forums is proud of being a tumblrina circlejerk. There even used to be a Tumblr general.

>Tumblr general
sug wasn't tumblr general. it was about a cartoon. it stayed on topic for the most part. unlike Sup Forums which can't go 3 threads without mentioning how much they love black dick

I'll be fucked if this isn't accurate.

>Some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you!

I'm Batman?

I wasn't talking about SU you numbskull, I meant a general actually about Tumblr the website where people would share their shitty blogs, most of which weren't even art blogs.

Bump

Okay.

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Pass the ketchup.

k there raper duder

Any version of this for other boards?

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Shut the fuck up Not Boco

Hey, I trained Boco to take off his trip. Neat.

>still nothing about the SJW boogeyman
Still needs work.

>Sup Forums reading comics

We only watch cartoons and capeshit tv and film here senpai.

I'll try and figure out how to work this in, because you're right, it needs to be in there.

>Sup Forums
>worst board
I see you have never been to /asp/

/asp/ created the /woo/ threads, they get a pass, though I haven't been there in a very long time, things could have changed.

>Sup Forums is a hive mind

>should have know
>No a in "doesn't make you noteworthy critic"
>Cirtics

You get a B minus for the effort Timmy.

>OP