You come home early one afternoon and you find your 14 year old son making out with another boy in his room.
now, assuming that you are a well adjusted and responsible adult, what will you do?
You come home early one afternoon and you find your 14 year old son making out with another boy in his room.
now, assuming that you are a well adjusted and responsible adult, what will you do?
beat the shit out of him
Paint the walls with their brain matter
Teach him to be a regular gay man and not a flaming faggot
Slip my dick between their lips while they make out
Call you and ask why you're son is trying to take after you
This
Make sure he grows up to be a man despite his sexual orientation.
Commit sudoku and blame him in my note.
Start jerking off.
>Teach him to be a regular gay man and not a flaming faggot
so you want this?
Fine him and give 5 strokes of cane
say "i hope you at least bought him dinner first" and other bad jokes, later having "the talk" if id didnt have it yet
It depends.
Is the other boy hot?
>Turn 360 degrees
>moonwalk back to the car
>drive away
>never seen or heard from again
Great, it's /lgbt/ night to raid pol. I don't hate gays until they have to make a point to flaunt it. Just fuck who you want and shut up about it. You're not special
Tell him that there's gonna be no fooling around with anyone, guy or girl, under my roof as long as he is under 18
Nothing violent because I'm not a fucking savage.
Ask him if he's winning
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Wait is Harry Potter my son or the other guy
Slip a condom under the door ;)
I'd ask OP why he's pictures of underage boys kissing on his personal computer.
I would say to him:
"NOT THIS THREAD AGAIN.
HANG YOURSELF YOU SINGAPOREAN FAGGOT SHILL."
This is very political.
left is patrician
Make sure he doesnt become a liberal.
Show them what a man's dick feels like.
as i find the male body ugly i would say both are losing when not making out with a hot girl. but i guess thats perspective
Tell him that he is a failure to his species, then beat the fuck out of him.
lgbt acceptance is a political movement
last thread i made was like a month ago senpai
Turn 360 degrees and let him know that I love him and he can be whoever he wants to be
i'd join in
this tbqh
Yeah but theyre not allowed to talk about it so take your bait for infanticide and move on. Muh surrogates muh muh muh muh
Seriously? I would close the door and walk out.
Any other answer is wrong and a lie.
Ask him about his homosexual experiences. Red pill him on homosexuality. Increase his self-confidence.
Beat the gay out of them both
Tell him that every sexual inclination and engagement outside of procreation boils down to personal fetish.
Explain to him that acts behind closed doors are his to make, but that even today open homosexual activity can be detrimental to one's reputation.
Ensure he understands that failure to produce a male blood heir of his own is to forfeit any inheritance to his closest male relative (brother, cousin, etc.).
I've seen this exact thread before. What's your point?
It's just a meme senpai
>tfw don't have the cap
Fuck off richard
Throw the fag out then beat the gay out of him.
It would be pointless to fight with him over that. I don't think its something he could change. I would cut him out of the will though. I'm not going to waste my resources on a child that isn't going to continue the family line.
Is this some type of Aboriginal marriage ritual?
Your bitchass can't beat a cold ya fucken pansy
Tell him it's fine and love him forever.
Tell them to go play outside. Kids need to get off the internet and play some sports. The internet is making everyone gay.
Sports are gay
Leaf please
Id just leave for a while. I dont see how anyone could blame todays youngsters for turning gay with the women theyre stuck with
Okay kid, go back to reading your Japanese anime. That isn't gay at all.
I ask him if he is getting ready for his prostate exam. Picture related, good story
Based
disown the faggot and try again
A E S T H E T I C S
Masturbate
Goodbye Sup Forums
Check'd fpbp
Go back to the car with my laptop and start searching for foster care/adoption places. He won't be living in my house anymore.
Based Father
IT'S GOOFY TIME
maybe spend less time on /pol? i only ever made this 1 other time
>play some sports
>devolve into play-wrestling
>mutual shower time afterwards
>what will you do?
Join in
what the fuck
>"Hey Bros, let's sports"
>"Right on bro"
>"Let's sport where we rub on each other on top of a mat full of fungus"
>"Cool bro, but let's get a bunch of half naked guys and do it all together"
>"Sure bro, that'll show all the everyone how not gay we are."
>"Right bro, nothing gay about tons of half naked, sweaty men, climbing on top of and humping each other"
>"Awesome bro! Maybe we can all jerk each other off!"
>"Definitely! It's definitely not gay if we just call it sports!"
Final Point: Sports are closet fags
Invite his bf/ friend to have dinner with us, tell them to keep the door open if he stays the night.
Any other reaction and you're a shit parent.
Disown
>play some sports
>devolve into play-wrestling
>mutual shower time afterwards
>"Right bro, nothing gay about tons of half naked, sweaty men, climbing on top of and humping each other"
This is called 'projecting'. You're both gay.
kek, I was that when I was young. Mom kicked me out and now im a tranny.
I am gay you fucking cock-guzzling faggot.
lmfao the kid in the right is literally Sup Forums
Canada on a proxy
I quit wreslting because some of the funky ass positions in it user, well not inherently gay gay shits pretty homo
If his friends dick was buried in him how would he know it's 6 inches.
Fake story