>Peter Parker's decathlon team needs one more member

>Peter Parker's decathlon team needs one more member
>They ask "Michelle" to join them
>"Ok, but my friends call me MJ"

this film sucked so fucking hard

kek really?

So she's the "new" MJ? So that's how they were able to lie without lying.

i think its ok, it's not blackwashing a white character its just adopting it but making it an original character

is she biracial or just covered in spray tan

Yeah just because "HURR BUT SHE'S NOT MARY JANE" they got around asspulling this stunt

honestly most people in the theater with me were pissed off about it too weirdly, i thought normies would fall for it hard

BASED BLACK GIRL
WE LOVE OUR BLACK MJS DONT WE PEDES

she's a spic loaded in make up

Stop watching nigger films.

father is black
mother is white

at least she doesn't have afro hair

So she's MJ but not Mary Jane, fucking lol

If it gets turbonerds like you reeeeing this effortlessly, then I'm already a fan

Michael Jordan?

ease up tumblr slut you were already behind this multiculti garbage

Michelle Jones

whats wrong, baby can't handle another capeshit character being Hispanic washed? This is America now. Look around you. You think just because Drumph stole the election you have a right to tell others what race mary jane is? Oh sweetie, guess again.

wtf is this shit, stop raping my spiderman

> literally shaking

there's only one MJ and that's air jordan mother fucker

>tfw spoiled you days ago
>HURR DURR RETARD SHE SAID SHE'S NOT MARY JANE
Get ready for Miles, he's already in the MCU.

this fucking movie. Peter has a fucking hot aunt, but noooooo, lets pair him up with an ugly spic and let him fawn over some flat ass niggress. ffs i know this is capeshit but at least make it believable

UHH DURR MICHAEL JACKSON
MAGIC JOHNSON
MICHAEL JORDAN

Bruh, she's half white and half black

there is no love interest, even the one they establish in the movie as his crush just leaves at the end, no Gwen Stacy, no Mary Jane, fuck I can't even remember seeing Harry Osborn

but.......why? Is Mary are forbidden name for black people or something

what the fuck did you just say whiteboi?

>This is America now
It is. Almost another drug ridden favela that will vote for a socialist in the future, since spics are only capable of creating shit countries. Love how libtards assume they will do anything else just because they move to another place. Rats are gonna build rat nests, not crystal castles.

>This is a strong alpha male in America 2017

wtf I'm the apex male now

Does she show her butthole ?

>no Gwen Stacy, no Mary Jane, fuck I can't even remember seeing Harry Osborn

you won't, it's miles morales with peter in his place.

ned is ganke, the fat asian best friend
iron man is shield, miles' homemade costume was shit and shield gave him all his gear
aunt may is rio morales, right down to being a milf

Wonder why they went with homeconing as this super multicultural thing

You had some of that in previous MCU movies but not to this extent.

ITS TIME FOR KAMALA BITCH

the hate is strong in you, cuck you must not. spider-man you must accept

>marvel portrays Queens demographics realistically
>Sup Forums still finds a way to get triggered

I have such a fucking crush on this girl. I don't know what it is about her but I'm borderline obsessed

Her Disney show is the first non-porn thing I have jerked off to since I was 14

kek

Marvelcucks will NEVER recover

wow white middle class people are getting so "triggered" that they are over re-acting to nothing at all.


and liberals who get all retarded think this is a win. just make regular movies, fuck. spider-man looks good, fuck everyone and trying to please dumb shit. it's dumb that everyone wants to be a political move.

flash is a character; he is meant to embody the elite alpha male bulling the beta.

making fun of making a literal beta the alpha isnt getting triggered you faggot, its an observation

if i have to put my observations away lest they trigger you you can fuck off

well, at least this was shitty bait

>but we still have valkyrie nigress

She's so fucking hot.

is this for real ? need confirmation before go an watch the movie, i don't want to give them money if this is real

sounds retarded

Fuck, I miss Emma Stone. Why Marvel gone full retard?

this kid is a bonafide midget as well. Like 5'4"
And he's the one bullying nerds?!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just me and the rainbow gang... out there fighting ethno nationalism and anti semitism

jfc what an ugly bunch of people

i'd fuck these two ebonies

delete this

holy shit, they cast some spic dweeb as flash...

he's not spic he's poo in loo

now that MJ has become black, there will be outrage if they cast a white MJ in the future

theres outrage whenever a white person does anything now

if you achieve anything its denigrated as white privilege. all you can do is laugh and subversively make people hate immigrants.

>nigger logic

He's Guatemalan , dumbfuck

dude the realization that a functionally white protestant isn't the biggest bully in the school isn't a modern threat isn't surprising at all? dude, the movie is set in nyc, in 2007, yeah i can get how an brown rich kid product of immigration can be a bully. only an idiot could see that and think, no waaaay.

Spics and niggers can't create good countries. Be careful what you wish for.

>Spics and niggers can't create good countries.
Oh sweetie... You poor thing...

>Venezuela
>good country

lmao

>5'4"
>bully
he's a living meme

Hey Peter. Lets Smoke Me! Get It.

You do know Ultimate Spiderman was Peter for years before Bendis got lazy and just made Miles his exact copy, right? That May was younger than usual, SHIELD was always breathing down his neck, the costume was made by the wrestling organization etc., right? And even about Ned, yeah maybe he looks like Ganke and maybe it was on purpose, but his arc in the movie is just MJ's after Peter revealed to her his secret

Do people even know anything about USM other than the fact that Miles came in at some point?

literal autism

...

He's rich, drives a fancy car, is popular in school and acts like an asshole to Peter. Sounds like a bully

>but dude!! why wouldnt peter just beat him up lmfao

>Spider-Mayne

What an ugly, pug faced bitch.

That's not Miguel O'Hara.

Those eyebrows are T H I C C

Nailed it.

I love afro hair tho. So sick of stupid negresses always ruining theirs with weave.

afro is the best part of mixed race.

i'd fuck the horizontal one but not the vertical one.