Yes... well done Tolkien... HOWEVER

yes... well done Tolkien... HOWEVER

Do you think he realizes how much harm he's caused?
Emilia Clarke has a character because of him

The only writer he's got anything in common with is Herbert, and only because he'll die before it's done

Tolkien:
Veteran soldier, wounded in battle, Professor, linguist, author, husband with loyal waifu, have a son, creator of an entire genre whose influence expands beyond the boundaries of books into vidya, music, films, poetry, science, science fiction.

GRRM:
Fat

>GRRM:
>Fat
>Also better than Tolkien

>yes... well done Tolkien... HOWEVER
I replaced your scenery porn with... ACTUAL PORN!!

Has he finally died yet?

what's his tax policy?

>user you should really watch this show
>Why
>Cause its medieval and its got dragons and all kinds of shit
>Nah ill be alright
>YOURE SUCH A FUCKING CONTRARION

Literal conversation I had circa 2011-2013. Stopped speaking to that junkie.

Go back to /sffg/, Martin. They need more affirmation of how hard at work you are on your 35+ projects.

What was tolkiens dwarf cock tax policy?

>waifu

stopped reading right there

Why does it take him so long to write books? Hasn't GoT been going on since the 80s?

Tolkien only is beloved because Anglo cunts have no folklore and they need to prop him up higher.

>reddit spacing
>hates waifus

THE WHEAT TAXES TOLKIEN

HAND OVER THE WHEAT TAXES

>Anglo cunts have no folklore
What did he mean by this?

20 years hell even 10 years time no one will be reading Got shit

whilst LOTR will still be the top fantasy series recommended by everyone and one of the most read series of books ever

What is 2027 and 2037s tax policy though

Hes clearly another German that grew up reading German fairy tales about how they wuz giant war winning machines until Anglos took away their special powers.

HELP HELP
THE TAXES HAVE FALLEN

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He's going to have the show audience, a bunch of normie lefties, determine how his life's work will end because they will literally riot is muh Jon and dragon lady don't get together and be happy

Or he will die before it is over

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>weebs with their cumstained keyboards can't press the enter key

wew lad.

>anglos
>taking away anything from whites
They can only take away from brown people.

Well at least George RR Martin wasn't responsible for the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

you're pushing it a bit now

Dude I don't really like HP myself, but your pic is made by some edgy virgin neckberd trying too hard to be edgy.

>he goes on Sup Forums and thinks he's not a weeb

>LotR shit tier

yea nah fuck off

Tolkien literally would have agreed with him, He was butthurt that all British mythology is actually french/german

If you cant be arsed to change the pasta to be about lotr then dont bother posting

>tfw jannies ban you for this now

Hello Newfags!

She looks like she's having a seizure.

I bet you haven't even read the books.

For everything they do right they are still boring as shit. Same basic problem as the wire. Way to fucking dry

Depends if Barron Trump is elected in 2036.

>Also have the big trip coming up. I cut way way way back to my travel this year, to give myself more time to work. Back in April/May I did Stokercon on the Queen Mary and the benefit for Clarion, but come August I'll be off again, first to NYC for a wedding and the usual round of publisher and agent meetings, then off to Finland for worldcon, then on to Russia for a con in St. Petersberg. I have been to Finland twice before, but this will be my first time in Russia... though I know I have a lot of Russian fans from the emails I receive. It will be nice to meet them. Two trips for all of 2017 is the least amount of travel I've done in twenty years.

Poor guy, he doesn't even have time to travel, all because of his entitled as shit fans.

*brother and sister have sex on top of their dead incest son's coffin*

STEP ASIDE, TOLKIEN

Fuck it, Dune is fine as it is. Never even had the courage to pick up the ones his son wrote

>Got cucked multiple times by feminists
>Even helped one of the cunts after she cucked him launch her career as a writer
>hates chads, always deconstructing them
>loves weaklings, gives them massive plot armor and loads of (((((((wit)))))))
>anti war (despite never having fought anything larger than a jelly baby in his life)
>constantly pads his writing with pointless stuff like Jon taking a piss in the snow, retarded sex scenes, Kelly C shitting etc etc
>hates fanfiction, yet writes god awful fanfiction tier pieces like that Rand al Thor vs Jaime Lannister piece on his blog

How did this fat fuck get so popular again?

Chads dont read fantasy, weaklings do, and they recommend it to the girls theyre orbitting, the feminists, and they like the feminist stories plus the rape and incest which makes them wet.

What's weird though is that he claims to be this egalitarian progressive but HE'S the one clearly taking delight in constant, pointless cruel deaths, when even real life wasn't actually like that.

It reminds me of the Salo: 120 Days of Sodom movie. The director is this Marxist and he's claiming that this movie is supposed to be depicting FASCISTS decadently raping, torturing and killing youths, but you realize that HE'S the one making the movie and insisting on it being that way, and that no "fascists" ever behaved in such a way. Meanwhile, the director himself was a gay pedophile who had an actual 15 year old boyfriend he called the "love of his life", and was using actual youths in the movie to be sexually tortured.

One starts to realize these leftists are the sadistic, perverse ones (well, all people have a perverse, animalistic sexuality, but who's the ones acting on it?...)

What was his tax policy?

Because he's a fat lazy piece of shit that discovered the internet

lol, he's going to die before finishing his "masterpiece:

Tolkien: 100
fat lazy pedophile slob: 0

>weeb get's triggered
pls kill yourself pedo. you're just a waste of space.

>How did this fat fuck get so popular again?
(((how))) indeed

THIS BROWN GIRL PLEASES ME; WHY

Haha you and GRRM could be brothers!

>tfw he will never finish writing the books

Im not a bong, but Tolkien are 10000000 times better then this fat fraud.

>the american Tolkien

>Mid tier
>glow in the dark by kanye west

fucking lmao

winds of winter will release.
that will give him enough time where everyone will fuck off for a bit. then he will laugh his ass off as he dies and the last one never gets released.

So when are they making Wheel of Time into a show?

>that ticking frown in the first 2 seconds

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Dropped GRRM when I learned that he, a draft dodger, had criticised Tolkien, a man who fought in the Battle of the Somme and was the only survivor of his entire friendship group, for not portraying war properly.

>lazy disgusting blob who will never finish his pulp fantasy story before dying of a heart attack
>which doesn't matter anyway because his life's work got overwritten by the lowest of entertainment mediums
>comparable to J.R.R. Tolkien

>lazy

He's written SIX whole novels you fucking pathetic anonymous mong

You're a faggot. Grrm never criticised Tolkien or lotr stop feeding this shitty meme

CONTRARION? that sounds like a new race of transformers

What the fuck are you on about. he compares himself to Tolkien all the time and rightly so. I think he just wants people to appreciate his literary achievements as much as they do tolkien's, since like tolkien, it is his life work and the defining literature of our generations

EVERY fantasy writer compares themselves and their work to tolkien - he literally wrote the blueprint for all fantasy work. How is that a criticism?

Shut the fuck up you idiot, next time read my post before arguing, you clearly didn't read it. I said he wants to be remembered as as good or as better than that overrated faggot tolkien, you are fucking retarded

>Dropped GRRM when I learned that he, a draft dodger, had criticised Tolkien
>had criticised Tolkien
>criticised Tolkien
>criticised
kys quickfast cunt

>he thinks Amerzcan English is the only English.
I bet you spell colour without a "u"

>he adds extra letters to words for no reason at all

GIVE ME THE FUCKING TAXES

OR ELSE

It's a meme, ya dip.

Plenty of Folklore in my area in England don't know what you're talking about

>GRRM
>The American Tolkien

ummmmm no, try again sweetie

I dropped this asshole because it's been like 20 years since the last book came out. Fuck you GRRM, sellout hack.

All things considered, it's not really an unreasonable time, even if contemporary authors like Sanderson can put out enough material to hospitalise their editing team.
The real problem lies with the fact that he's quite obviously and repeatedly bullshiting about how far he is, probably due to his guilt over constantly getting publicly distracted.

it's pronounced cul-er
not col-or
the "our" sound is "eur" or "er"
the same with honour.
if we're talking about simplicity why make the Ss Zs when Zs are clearly a harder sound to make than an S

MUH FUGGIN DIK

>my friends... you pay taxes to no one
wtf was his problem? aragorn directly mentioned his tax policy
was that not enough?

>guilt

Nope, he's the worst kind of artist. The kind who hates the people who made him rich. I can't wait for this fucker to die and that show to tank.

Tolkien is good, but too memeish to be full kino like GRRM so it pretty much makes LOTR reddit compared to game of thrones, which is full of epic win

you're trying too hard

Hahhahahahhahshshshhshahshshhahhahahahahhahahhahahahah nope

>King Arthur
>Robin Hood
>Jack the giant slayer

>The Queen
>Thatcher
>Nigel Farage

literally 3 folk heroes alive and well right now

King Arthur is mostly French influenced

> indistinguishable
> only consistency has been lack of excitement
That's what we call a contradiction mate. If they're all indistinguishable then that's pretty fuckin consistent. L2specify scrublet.

Sup Forums and the scrublet of fallacy.

No it isn't. Some french author wrote some fan fiction that became a part of the mythos. It's a British myth.

>Anglo-saxon

Pretty good movies desu. I prefer Costner to Crowe.

>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

>like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

I often wonder if he wrote that line just for a laugh. There's no way he would write that down with a straight face

Really though, I thought all the orcs died after the ring was destroyed?

>The sight of their arousal was arousing

Is this even real?

BTFO

Stfu you fat americuck

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