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Why are our neighbors so obsessed with us?

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>shitposting about people complaining about you shitposting

you would be concerned if you had a retarded younger brother too

Give us a break. If you were actually concerned about our well being you wouldn't be pointlessly insulting us every time we happen to disagree with you guys about something.

>hey wan't some help with your fire?
>no

tfw alpha male geese taking my gfs

face too bright, use the original image to color match the real face . . .

dude they live in Canada and have trudeau as a leader. They hate themselves and their life. The only way to ease the pain is to provoke the people who keep them safe.

Canada is loony libtard failed experiment.

Got a problem pal?

Because we want a little brother than isn't a fucking embarassment.

>dat rhino running away like a bitch

>the second most annoying animal in the world

because you faggots won't stop shitposting

We are
Whiter
Safer
Smarter
Skinnier
Cleaner
Healthier
And also the literal most loved country in the entire world

And hundreds of amerifats die to keep us safe every day

>bother people constantly
>shitpost daily

You're like a fly, people wouldn't pay attention to you if you didn't bother them.

You've gotta be a sociopath to bother a person then claim they're obsessed with you once they respond to your faggotry.

In all honesty, we have a higher quality of life, better education, better healthcare, and so on. They are just jealous.

In all honesty, we have a higher quality of life, better education, better healthcare, and so on. They are just jealous. We got ranked the most admired country in the world. They're just jealous

australian ar double fuuny

this

Superiority breeds jealousy, my Leaf brother.

man Mericans on suicide watch. Can't wait for Hillary to DESTROY trump in a landslide and maybe then we can have some hope to reeducate these fat redneck nazi Americans children so they may have a chance unlike their parents to succeed in this world.

The comparison is not fair. We have spics and blacks to worry about who push our trends in the wrong direction as far as IQ, obesity, and crime.

But don't worry. Toronto is being culturally enriched. Give it a few years and you'll have no-go zones.

Jealousy breeds contempt.

Wouldn't you be jealous too, living in a borderline 3rd world country, knowing that directly above you is easily one of the best countries in the world? While discrimination runs rampant, we Canadians live in an inclusive, loving society. While they die waiting to scrape together funds to pay for a potentially life saving operation, we get prompt, quick, and first-class healthcare, served by the creme de la creme of healthcare professionals in the entire world.

Man, is it ever good being a Canadian.

>Why are our neighbors so obsessed with us?

we get this with ireland. "england england england..." ad hom.

lol I live in Toronto. Stay ignorant

Yes. Our brother Americans still have one last chance to remain in the civilized world; elect Hillary Rodham Clinton, or reap the derelict benefits of isolation and amplified hatred against your country from all corners of the globe.

Too bad our forefathers in the UK left the civilized world and went back to the 1930s :(. Really hurts knowing that the elderly and uneducated sabotaged the future of young Brits for generations to come.

jesus. Ireland had changed

herro yesh wree ahh conadians yesh.

It's a big brother / little brother relationship. We want our little brother to be presentable on the world stage and look badass and popular.
When you cuckpost as frequently as you do, we get concerned and give you a hard time, as we only want the best for you in the end.
It's a similar relationship with the bongs, what don't you get about this?

Give me a break, leaf.

I was in the Toronto Harborfront Center (it's proper spelling). Kabob all over the place. You guys are cucked.

And by the way, after visiting both cities I can safely say that Montreal is way better than Toronto.

Actually, They have the world class specialists in healthcare...

Saving 3rd world childrens is very gratifying.

They secretly wish they had a leaf on their flags.

"No-go zones" are a myth created by right-wing racists like yourself to breed hatred against Muslims.

Watch this video, maybe you'll learn something.

youtube.com/watch?v=kq4BFIoPCLI

Mexico this... Mexico that...

Why are our neighbors so obsessed with us?

>Montreal is way better than Toronto.

user! I LOVE YOU!

Fuck off you poofter cunts

How is comparing our countries unfair?
t. Tyrone Sanchez

Wow. Totally changed my outlook.

#notallmuslims

Thanks man. I needed that.

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Uhhhh how??? Our physicians are among the best in the world.

The best physicians are motivated by principle, not profit. Only greedy (but mediocre OR poor) physicians actually CHOOSE to practice medicine in the United States.

I am only jelly of your thousands of miles of wild land completely untouched by human hands. Nice place to retire.

idk why can't they just chill

>a LEAF

Think of North America like a house of pretty girls.
Everybody always looking at, calling up, hitting on Murica.
Sis Canuck wants of that but isn't as attractive.
But she is still better looking than Senorita Mexico.
Chin up Canuck, when our looks fade, you'll be the belle of the ball.

Because you're a whole country of boyscouts who get confused with us and ruin our image.

No problem. Please share that video on social media to stop hateful slander against our friends of the Islamic faith!

Yeah nah nobody likes fat brown chicks

I was trying to bantz. Oh well.

But emergency times in Montreal hospitals is a shame.

Montreal has a lot of culture. It almost feels like a European city. And their subway system is not some retarded U shape like in Toronto.

>Geese never back down from anything.

I love those annoying fucks

Sorry, racists will soon be screened out from moving to our country, we realize how toxic your presence is and want nothing to do with it, sorry not sorry.

High T black waifus > Low T skinny gooks

>black "women"
Got an abbo fetish m8?

And then Sis Canuck as a little sister with a nice french accent, The day she's old enough to enter the house, Damn right she's gonna drag the attention.

Well, all Canadians in need of healthcare must be attended to. Plus, many new Canadians come from areas where diseases like tuberculosis are still prevalent, so our physicians need to ensure that these new Canadians are perfectly healthy.

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All shades, all body-types, and all genders of women are equally beautiful.

.t Mohammud Kiaan Achmed

wow Australia, you're really letting the bantz slip. What happened to the QC?

We're obsessed with you? 90% of your population lives within 100 miles (that's 60 km) of the US border

I'm Quebecois, but even if I was of the Islamic faith, what exactly is wrong with that?

make like a tree and
>leaf

Food is just great in Montreal. You got anything you can imagine. Afghan bread, Pub food, Polish pastries, Cheese danish, Burritos... We even allowed food trucks recently.

And for the Metro, It's well linked with other transit systems.

>100 miles = 60 km

AMERICLAP

because (((refugees))) are going to come from Canada to U.S.

>Really hurts knowing that the elderly and uneducated sabotaged the future of young Brits for generations to come.
if they cared so much, they should have voted. only 34% of the 18-34 age group voted compared to 70+% voter turnout in the other groups. you snooze you lose

Mmm, love me some French-Canuck grills

Other way around, boy-o.

>'Loved country'
Yea those were the days. Thought Canada was a really cool place with intelligent and nice people. Then you lot started trying to out do Australia in shit posting but only managing to shit the bed.

Americans don't think of Canadians.

On the other hand, when I went to Canada I was surprised to see how many restaurants named after American states they have.

You do realize that young people are busy, writing doctoral theses and such, right? They don't just sit around all day watching Coronation Street, like a pensioners.

Abbos are baked island gooks.

Don't insult my nubian queenz

The French are lovers and all lovers are weak, cucked cowards
This is why you will wiped off of the Earth by Achmed

Montana's. That's the only restaurant named after an American state that we have.

I don't know. You tell me. thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=2016

Jelly of our whiteness.

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That's in case you fat lardos try pulling some shit like 1812 again

We do it as a polite courtesy for Amerifats when they come visit because we know most of them are barely illiterate.

Fake statistics made up by a clear Islamophobic and xenophobic website. If Muslims are so violent, why doesn't the media or government warn us about them?

Better to be a lover and be murdered by your enemies, than a violent, hateful person.

>are barely illiterate
Nice going dumbass.

Montana's, new york fries, Philadelphia pizza, there was another that was like st louis wings or some shit

it became a recurring joke with my friends while we were there

Canadian cuisine is some dudes throwing darts at a map of the states then throwing darts at a list of foods

Well don't

I had what you call ribs at some place called jack astors and it was terrible, gas stations make better ribs here

We get the better breeds of Arab in Quebec, not perfect but nobody is.

kek the rhino at the end

>get the fuck out of my lake ey.

You can grill anything in maple, Actual trick.

>Better to be a lover and be murdered by your enemies, than a violent, hateful person.
>If your enemy kills you, you win
I rest my case

Toronto gets sacked again?

Alright you leaf.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_designated_terrorist_groups

state.gov/j/ct/rls/other/des/123085.htm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI_Most_Wanted_Terrorists

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Islamist_terrorist_attacks

You're no true canadian to speak this way to a well mannered american.

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I know you're baiting, but I still fucking hate you.

Not enough calories for you, tons o fun?

>Caring about calories when eating ribs

Canadians man

>this pic

Such different "way of life" shouldn't be mixed. It's not about violent in particular. For an analogy, the mix of oil and water.

>If Muslims are so violent, why doesn't the media or government warn us about them?
>being this bluepilled