This fat piece of shit demands you bring him food or else he's gonna get real cranky

>this fat piece of shit demands you bring him food or else he's gonna get real cranky

what do

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>this fat piece of shit demands you pay for his health insurance or else he's gonna get real cranky

what do

Walk away

360 and walk away
Or just stay in the doorway mocking him, knowing that the most he can do is to throw his turd at me.

>bring him a salad
>help him get fit
>he thanks me
>we briefly embrace before parting ways

he can't even reach his turds

he's evolved beyond a turd touching simian

>pull out my phone
>open up Youtube
>full volume
youtu.be/lL9OZrPZw44
and
youtu.be/Jr9JVhr4R5Q
>start dabbing furiously
>maintain eye contact
>whisper "fuck you you fat fuck, in old country we eat people like you" under my breath

BUT ITS FRIED

We Nurgle now

What the fuck happened to it?

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>throw carrots and apples at him as hard as I can

Let him starve for a few days, then he get up and get it himself, the fat fuck

those my 600lb life streams with Sup Forums were super comfy, i miss them

Greetings, exalted one

>boogie

youtube.com/watch?v=rr75CwTsC6E

Seal the room and release a two dozen starving rats.

SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PAY

SALAD DODGIN'

RANCH FREEBASIN'

Dude is pretty well spoken desu.

he's dead now, right

>white """people"""

GRAVY DRINKIN'

Agreeing with boogie for the wrong reasons. You want this guy to have his gastric bypass surgery. The thing is that if he gets it he will die within a month because this fat fuck will not manage to live on the restricted diet that such an operation demands.

Just leave him there, he can't feed himself.

>Teleports behind him
>He is to fat to turn his head around
>Nothing personal fatty

>place hand on his belly
>...it's afraid

IT'S AFRAID

Eat in front of him, and only feed him when he does something funny

Poison his food.