>this fat piece of shit demands you bring him food or else he's gonna get real cranky
what do
>this fat piece of shit demands you bring him food or else he's gonna get real cranky
what do
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>this fat piece of shit demands you pay for his health insurance or else he's gonna get real cranky
what do
Walk away
360 and walk away
Or just stay in the doorway mocking him, knowing that the most he can do is to throw his turd at me.
>bring him a salad
>help him get fit
>he thanks me
>we briefly embrace before parting ways
he can't even reach his turds
he's evolved beyond a turd touching simian
>pull out my phone
>open up Youtube
>full volume
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and
youtu.be
>start dabbing furiously
>maintain eye contact
>whisper "fuck you you fat fuck, in old country we eat people like you" under my breath
BUT ITS FRIED
We Nurgle now
What the fuck happened to it?
>throw carrots and apples at him as hard as I can
Let him starve for a few days, then he get up and get it himself, the fat fuck
those my 600lb life streams with Sup Forums were super comfy, i miss them
Greetings, exalted one
>boogie
Seal the room and release a two dozen starving rats.
SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PAY
SALAD DODGIN'
RANCH FREEBASIN'
Dude is pretty well spoken desu.
he's dead now, right
>white """people"""
GRAVY DRINKIN'
Agreeing with boogie for the wrong reasons. You want this guy to have his gastric bypass surgery. The thing is that if he gets it he will die within a month because this fat fuck will not manage to live on the restricted diet that such an operation demands.
Just leave him there, he can't feed himself.
>Teleports behind him
>He is to fat to turn his head around
>Nothing personal fatty
>place hand on his belly
>...it's afraid
IT'S AFRAID
Eat in front of him, and only feed him when he does something funny
Poison his food.