BREAKING REAGAN AVENGES HINCKLEY JR.: During a campaign rally in South Carolina , Shabani the gorilla was shot by the vehemently anit-ape candidate Ronald W. Reagan. Reagan, quoted as wanting to avenge his like minded anti-ape competitor, John Hinckley Jr.. Reagan will hold a moment of silence for his dead comrade as he celebrates his clinching of the Republican Nomination for president at the RNC
RONALD REAGAN IS OFFICIALLY THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT
Next dubs posted below this post picks his VP.
Liam Rodriguez
Bane
Colton Sanchez
JFK for VP
Isaiah Peterson
KOKO
Evan Foster
YOU KNOW KOKO NEEDS TO BE VP FOLKS
Landon Lopez
GHW Bush
Nicholas Garcia
KOKO FOR VP KOKO FOR VP
Wyatt Jackson
WHAT ABOUT HUGH
Adrian Powell
reroll
Ian Harris
KOKO 4 VP
Henry Wright
Hitlker.
Landon Taylor
Funny man Goebbels for VP
Daniel Barnes
KOKO MOST QUALIFIED TO BE VP OF REAGAN'S CAMPAIGN
Leo Carter
We need Bane
Carson Anderson
KOKO 4 VP NOW
Christian Adams
I meant Hitler.
Colton Gonzalez
re roll for Joe
Aiden Baker
Ben Shapiro
Mason Adams
Fuck it. Mr. Rogers.
Ryder Roberts
KOKONUTS FOR VP
Robert Barnes
Give us Joeseph
Ryder Green
Nigel Farage
Eli Fisher
KOKO BE VP PLEASE BABY PLEASE
Brandon Lee
Milo please
Jackson Diaz
NO APES
HITLER
Joseph Diaz
Strom Thurmond
Austin Long
actually yeah this
Hunter Davis
this. Rerolling for the neighborhood man
Levi Martinez
KOKO HAS AN IQ OF 188, MOST QUALIFIED MY GOOD FRIENDS!
Brandon Perry
Tactical Hotdog for VP
Ryder Baker
some random, pot-smoking hippie
Jordan Roberts
Bane
Austin Sanders
winrar
Ryan Parker
John Edwards from 2004
Benjamin Bailey
Wow. All right, then.
Nolan Thompson
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THIS WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD. MAGA
Landon Torres
Karl Marx
Nathan Harris
REAGAN O G E R S
David Flores
MY FELLOW CONSERVATIVES WE HAVE A TICKET.
TIME TO STICK IT TO THOSE DAMN DEMOCRATS
REAGAN/ROGERS 80
Jackson Torres
This
Levi Anderson
Everyone spend the next five minutes creating Reagan Rogers memes
Ian Myers
>Rogers has a message for all the apes in this nation no wonder Reagan picked him
Charles Wilson
That message coming on a magical trolley of rape.
Kayden Davis
MR. FRED ROGERS IS OFFICIALLY THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
I will post the link to the general election thread shortly.
Aaron Ramirez
well at least it's not a fucking ape
Connor Walker
You're awesome, OP.
Sebastian Price
...
Jackson Murphy
nigga i misspelled rogers one second
Hunter Martin
>500 hours in ms paint >misspell the vp's name
Sebastian Carter
...
Noah Brown
The simple fact that not one, but two apes were able to campaign on the national level and murder at least two candidates for the nomination of a major party PROVES that the Wallace/CIA administration has utterly failed to keep our nation safe from apes.
Its time for a change.
Aaron Ramirez
Harambe and Mr Rogers are colluding with each other.
This is what MSN doesn't want you to see
Jordan Morgan
That's Koko, shill.
And Rogers was clearly there to molest her.
Eli Thompson
FRED LOOK OUT THERE'S A FUCKING APE ON YOUR FOOT
Jaxon Perry
This is true.
Wallace says he campaigns against apes, but cannot stop apes from murdering our candidates and almost winning the presidency.
Wallace is a bad guy. CIA is a small guy.
Levi Sullivan
He was gonna BLEACH that ape
Kayden Hall
Is it possible for Abbot to make a comeback legit, or does someone have to get some insane get for him to win?
Nathan Bailey
And Abbot is a big guy
Matthew Long
he can try again in 1984 on the dem ticket
Andrew Green
Sorry bro, Abbot's gonna have to wait for '84
Isaiah Bailey
because the GOP is gonna fuckin crush Wallace and small guy CIA. Revenge for '76
