Hey user, want to pet my cat?

>hey user, want to pet my cat?

Based loli poster

I do. I really do.

That's a pretty downsy looking cat.

i'd rather pet your pusy

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your cat has the asperger

Fucking fraud fuck off

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your VPN game is impresive

>tfw this actually happened to me

It was good wholesome fun :3

BASED

You fucked a child?

No. We were playing with a kitten.

how wwas the pussy?

that's not a cat retard

He was cute and wanted to climb everywhere

some random cunny asked you to play with her cat?

>hey user wanna pay for my health insurance?

Kind of. Was a family friends kid at a holiday party.

It was really nice.