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Steals teams, great walkways its nitty gritty you're listening to the boy from milton keynes the chad city this is jaaaaaaam hot Edition

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must be a nightmare to get around this place on foot.

Bitcoin is the worst sort of Ponzi since there is no accountability on the part of those running it, in this case early investors with concentrated positions

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Corbyn is a traitor and a terrorist sympathiser

where's the MK Dons stadium?

i like this op

Anime

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

lectures and tutorials are the real toil

my favourite king crimson album is discipline

plebbit

need to find a way to bring him back lads

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men drink wine
rorkes drink beer

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just got into a scuffle with my brothers over the last scotch egg

i like the one kanye west sampled

rate me

to be fair

chat that to my axe you pict shit

want 2 shave my hair off and start again.

fuck this. my hair is so damaged.

SHUT UP MATE BEFORE I PUT YOUR JAW IN A JAR.

Ulster mentioned

sure it wasn't over sausages?

but the IRA were morally right?

either really fat and ugly in my dreams or moderately attractive
bit boring in real life

don't know what got the IRA all worked up and don't really care 2bh

If your hair has started thinning in your mid twenties you have very bad genetics.

decided I don't like Englishmen

no poo

not out tonight because my ''''friends''''' would much rather sit in and play/watch video games than come out for one night and have a drink with me

all the lads only drink spirits at pre drinks these days
I'm still staying strong with cans though

That's why they have Driverless Pods

l don't have any friends

would unironically heem any pussiole friend like that

The Rorke fears the future.

So leading on from my question last night about the new toil job I start soon, is 9 to 5 monday to friday more soul destroying than my previous toil will ireegular late shifts and every weekend?

would love tip one over in a drunken stupor

i do it.

i just used to straighten my hair everyday up until a month ago. not sure if it will repair or if i need to cut it all off.

>Why yes let me get drunk on beer!

*drinks 8 pints*
*is a bloated, gassy mess*

>Hmm, maybe I'll try spirit + mixer instead

*gets buzzed without being gassy or bloated*
*actually tastes good*

is there any respectable theory to refute the out of Africa theory?

>doesn't enjoy beer but drinks it anyway because of social pressure
christ imagine being this timid

corbs is NazBol lad

britain cries out for the decriminalisation of pozzing

9-5 is far superior to the cancer of skitz shift patterns

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lads

the little cult of personality around corbyn seems so false. the mans done nothing to inspire confidence and I really dont see what makes him different than any other socialist

Yes

My mom is drunk again

alri alex

The comparison between people being nice to each other and socialism conveniently leaves out the part where those greedy and unstoppable individuals who would normally gain wealth and power by doing something constructive like starting a business, are forced to gain wealth and power by other means, ie. taking control of the government by force and using the systems within it to rob everyone.

How nice are the people in Venezuela being to each other under socialism? Let's find out...
>Crime in Venezuela is widespread, with violent crimes such as murder and kidnapping often increasing annually. The United Nations has attributed crime to the poor political and economic environment in the country,[1][2] which has the second highest murder rate in the world.[3][4] Crime has grown so pervasive in Venezuela that the military is ordered to avoid public places during nighttime hours since criminals often attempt to steal their weapons, with robberies in the country often targeting unaware individuals using a kill first, steal later method
Ah yes. As expected.

>lets put a man who mourned the terrorists our soldiers killed to stop them committing acts of terrorism in charge of our military

what could go wrong

>Think I'll get on the spirits tonight
>end up in a fight
not for me desu haha x

currently imbibing on san miguel

human remains have been found in Europe prior to the out of africa theory

Thats what I thought, this is my first toil job with static 9 to 5 monday to friday shifts. I've done 7 years of nightshifts, every weekend and 12 hour shifts. I'd like to think this is a step up

I was born in Africa but my grandparents weren't
can't explain that lad

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The IRA were freedom fighters. British soldiers were the terrorists.

phoneposters are cancer

really hate the various shitty posters from rando countries who come here
escept icelad, he's not a complete twat

abstain from alcohol to preserve my looks me

>dad got Heinekens in
>they're non-alcoholic

The out of Ireland theory

Venezuela has always been a third world shithole though.
The quote about socialism comes from Tony Benn and relates to the British, a higher standard of person.

The reason why Russians are so angry and aggressive is because they all drink vodka. Virtually all fights and messy confrontations on nights out happen because of shit like tequila, smirnoff straight, sambuca and all that trash.

northern ireland once owned hong kong

which is?
ty
your parents moved there?

definitely. i've gone from nights to (somewhat) regular shifts and it's bliss

human bones that are older than those found in africa were found in bulgaria and greece

wish i had some chang

really stretching my budget if i do though

no it didn't
be quiet

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Night shift is fucking comfy. Don't have to deal with the fucking rodents who make up the general public.

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That's an opinion the prime minister of britain cannot have

tell her to get her fanny out for /brit/

what's chang

the british army committed plenty of terrorism so supporting them is supporting terrorists

British actions were state sanctioned, making them acts of war.

9 to 5 is the worst time for toiling, early enough that it's irritating to wake up, you get the full brunt of rush hour both ways and when you finally get home it's almost time for bed

butthurt lefty detected
your ideology is finished

brown alcohol makes you peaceful, creative and charismatic

non-alcoholic heineken tastes like coffee to me, horrible
erdinger is the way to go for non alcoholic

I'll agree with that, despite it being the factual truth.

gee i wonder how people in a poor south american country are faring

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it's not bad
there's only one girl in my engineering class and she's a black girl from cleveland and she's surprisingly smart and nice. she's made me a bit less racist

sorry was skimming the wikipedia article and missed the "United Kingdom of Great Britain and" part haha

hm yes but try letting that become your life and eventually you'll want your social life back.

love some comfy gondola

Business idea: night shift in an office environment

Hard mode: no call centre

How unhealthy are these cheap off-brand instant pot noddles

pretty much eat 1 a day now

>greedy and unstoppable individuals
another way they gain power in planned economies is through organised crime. afaik it's one of the reasons eastern auropean gangsters are so sophisticated relative to most of the west.

it really starts to drain you though after a while

plymouth best city

>that flag
>that post

your ancestors are spitting down at you luigi

telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/

Im not Google, so what I'm saying is basically gathered knowledge from skimming articles now and then. The oldest stone tools and skulls are found in Africa, which is why its thought thats where humans came from. However, the second oldest bones and tools are from around the Black Sea in Europe. This is because Ethiopia and the Black Sea area are perfect for preservation.

also, there were other species of hominids that went extinct before humans evolved too