Would you ever name your child after a character from the Star Wars universe?

Would you ever name your child after a character from the Star Wars universe?

if she swallowed jizz whilst pregnant

did it help grow her baby

>hurr why do they have to keep him in the hospital
thank god i'll never be this retarded

It can be Finn from Adventure Time;

yes, I would name my kid darth icky

that baby looks fake

Imagine the weak genes that produced such a child. It literally has no chance. Its is destined for community college and a career in IT.

it's cgi

It looks like prosthetic

>what will she tell her kid her line of work is?

what's wrong with him?

did all the cum that she swallowed make him braindead?

My brother had a kid in his year called "Anakin". He has two sisters at the time, one called "Leia" and the younger called "Padme". Apparently the parents had another daughter since then but who knows what they called her since she was born long before The Force Awakens.

>weak
>career in IT

IT rules world ATM.

She could not have children before.

After many attempts she was able to get pregnant.

>when the nature say you born to be a slut.

>white woman
>black baby

>white
DROPPED. Lost all respect I got for her...

autism

which is it?

>Finn isn't a real name

Look at this boy's face.

That face will be the subject of endless ridicule. He will never have a normal life.

Thanks for trading his happiness for my masturbatory pleasure, Remy.

It's a stressful situation, you never know exactly when they're going to deem them ready to be released. My niece was in NICU for a couple of weeks and my brother was practically pulling his hair out by the time they finally released her.

I honestly feel really bad for him. Kids are fucking brutal, they're always looking for an opportunity to pick on each other. Once his class mates find out about his mom they're going to absolutely torment him.

Imagine the first guy that finds out and pulls up his phone to show the kid his mom swallowing cum during lunch

>Swallowing cum

He'll be lucky if that's all the kid shows him. His mom's first scene was with Bound Gangbangs. Imagine seeing your mom tied up and getting gangbanged in all her holes by a bunch of guys at the same time.

>career in IT

Fuck you man

haha imagine me searching for that now so I can imagine what the kid will feel haha

This. My son had to stay in the hospital for a week after he was born. The stress of looking at your child plugged in with tubes and unable to take him home is just too much. I couldnt focus at work and i always wanted to leave right away to visit him

Human chimeras. Many such cases.

>nigger nose
>dad is white
is this a JUST case or a cuck case?

it's a baby nose, and he has blonde hair

I don't get the joke, you guys do realize Finn is a common name, right? That's the joke ITT? I'm confused.

Nah, I prefer to name them after ancient hebrew fables and european kings. I was named after a hebrew prophet and I'm not even jewish. My kids are named after Macedonian kings and hebrew kings because they're strong names. My wife is named after an archangel.
No way in hell I'd name my kid some gay shit like Goku.

>baby nose
how do you explain the kid has tanner skin than a normal white baby

read the filename of OP, that add the spice

>I was named after a hebrew prophet and I'm not even jewish.
shabbos goy best goy

Based on the nose shape and tan skin in addition to the name which is based on a black character, I'd say he's mulatto.

kek, now I get it

Literally a spitting image of you. That's pretty cool.

Yeah I'll name my daughter Jyn

>Its the "Remy's kid gets to 12 and finds her banging 3+ black dudes on the internet" episode again

by the time he's 12 slut shamming in america will be over
screencap my shit up

>picking the only good female Star Wars character

Carrie fags CLEAR OFF

Ridley fags CLEAR OFF

Its only going to get worse, think of the 90s then think of now. We have 15 year olds dressing sluttier than your typical "slut" in an 80s/90s tv show.

I don't think that's what her post is saying

Newborns tend to have red/pink skin. I think it's the filter that makes it look tan

>>filter
>the cloth hes covered with is clearly white
try harder the kid has nigger blood within him

t. baby boomer

Naming your kids after a video game character is common around where I live. Bonus points if it's a Final Fantasy character.
There are many kids named Cloud, Squall, Zidane, Seifer, Zell, Locke, Terra, Celes, Yuna, Aeris/Aerith, Tifa and Rinoa around where I live. But Rinoa is everyone's favorite name for some reason.
But as for Star Wars characters, it's not as common but it's still there.

I even named my cat Yuna Audrey because the joke is that they both were involved with characters named Seymour. One of which was in a musical and the other was in a JRPG.

Also this.
I would probably name my first daughter Jyn but I haven't decided yet.

Dude, your hands and soles are the palest spots of your body. Check the hands in the OP.

Where do you live that Squall and Seifer are common names? Genuinely curious.

FF8 is best FF

homeschooling is the only option

Momma Hex should be thankful she has good health insurance.

>Remy homeschools her child
>he fucks his tutor like the plot for every porn video ever

I named my child after a Final Fantasy character

Finn has been a trendy name for a while now. I used to work at a summer camp, and I easily had a dozen kids named Finn. Most boys were named some variant of Aiden, though (Kayen, Brayden Jayden, etc.), but Finn was easily in the top 5. Noah was also weirdly common. Girl were mostly named various spellings of McKayla or McKenzie, along with lots of Sophies.

The Finns that have been popping up in media (AT and Star Wars) are probably just reflections of the naming trend. Some marketing people probably figured kids would be more likely to watch something with a character named after them.

Another one that got knocked up and left the industry.

what about hershlagg? we safe?

...

Wow, that's dumb.

>Noah was also weirdly common
probably because of the notebook

of course

My cousin named his son Anakin. He also hates the Disney movies.

Yes

When I was 15, I would've thought about it. Now being a mature adult, outside of Luke or Ben, probably not.
>Finn
Anyone who names their kid after Nu Wars should neck themselves

I wouldn't intentionally name a kid after a character, but I do like the sound of the name Finn. I also like Ayla, and Star Wars has an Aayla.

I'd name my kid Luke but that's also a family name. Maybe Owen.

I still don't get it.

BLACKED

Skywalker is the cool name and I wouldn't cuck myself by changing my kid's last name from mine or giving my kid a fictional last name as a first name.

Back when I was in school some girl who I barely speak to said her uncle or something had a son and they named him Anakin, I can't even imagine what kind of life that kid is in for

>Most boys were named some variant of Aiden, though (Kayen, Brayden Jayden, etc.)
Worst trend in a while

Was this a summer camp for bogan kids in Australia?

>(Kayen, Brayden Jayden, etc.)

Nope, mostly middle class American kids.

This is definitely a white thing in general. It's a thing here in Canada as well

That 'ayden thing is the white 'equa/'eisha for groids

>tfw have a "unique" name
Not named after a tv/pop culture figure but still. Don't do it to your future kids.

Seriously, there was a kid at my high school who's mom got fired ten years prior because she did a porno. Just one, once word got out that kid never heard the end of it and you could just tell how badly it fucked with him

What about having to names one normie af and the other "unique"

>not naming your daughter Qui Gon instead

Link

Who is that?

Huh? Finn is what you have aproblem with?

Finn is not an abnormal name, at least not to me. In sydney, aus, I knew two finns growing up and im a 90's baby.

Naming after fictional characters enters weird territory when you get kids named after shipped characters, like Thilbo for thorinxbilbo or Samus


finn is not a weird name you retard

B L A C K E D

these variations are disturbingly common in boys and girls. in 30 years all our public figures are going to be jaydens and haydens

Finn is a numale name. It's disgusting, imagine a Finn in a WW1 trench. Can you? No now fuck off.